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Want to share some cool and funny status update on Facebook? Cool quotes and saying that will make your friends laugh and share your updates? Here you can find Top 100 Funny Status Update Ideas for your Facebook wall. Use these on your Facebook profile and impress your friends. You will surely get many Facebook likes and your friends will most certainly share your updates.

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Top 100 Funny Facebook Status Ideas

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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition!

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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition!

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Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.

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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.

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I said "no" to drugs, but they simply wouldn't listen.

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I'm cle'a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

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just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards

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Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate. Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

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decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

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wanted to kill the sexiest person alive%u2026But suicide's a crime.

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If guys had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.

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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water%u2026.. Is that wrong?

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. ~ J.B. Morton

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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. ~ Billy Connolly

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Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.

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is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.

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Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.

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Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.

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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

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This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

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Some men inherit money, some earn it, and some are lawyers.

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If Google can't find it, you are screwed.

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I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?

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Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.

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  • VeseliDan Jan 6, 2012 @ 12:45 pm | delete
    Interesting information. I really like to read your lenses. Nice work!
  • TilenHrovatic Mar 25, 2012 @ 11:04 pm | delete
    Thank you :)
  • Funny_Beekeeper Jan 6, 2012 @ 7:25 am | delete
    I get back to your lens several times just to check if there is something new - and I stuck checking them out from beggining, laughing and smilling since some of them are really good. So good my eyer are in tears of laughing!
    Great lens, I need to bookmark it so I save time searching it over and over again :)
  • lindseythomas Dec 27, 2011 @ 10:00 pm | delete
    I am using status shuffle app to share some funny quotes on Facebook..If you haven't heard of it, try it, it's fun!
  • timo5150 Dec 25, 2011 @ 12:10 am | delete
    Cute
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