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101 uses for a banker

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Are you angry with the bankers?

Do you:

  • find yourself shouting random insults at the TV whenever the business news comes on?

  • scratch your head, wondering how many zeros there are in a trillion?

  • find yourself considering how to pronounce the word 'madoff'.

  • see very little 'trickle-down' and a whole lot of 'trickle up'!

if you've answered yes to all of the above, then you are as angry as me...

we both need therapy and this is mine!

In common with a lot of people I am absolutely fuming about the role the bankers have played in the present economic mess.
I am even more staggered about the apparent 'free pass' they have been given to avoid any consequences of their actions and the massive amounts of OUR money that have been shovelled into their ungrateful grubby hands.
I am positively intergalactic, that there seems to be NOTHING I can do about all this!

The politicians aren't listening - apparently the bailouts are all for our own benefit???
Street protests; at the moment at least, aren't really the sort of thing I can see myself getting involved in.

So my answer is to get it all out on paper. I've created a series of anti-banker images, like the one in the intro above, that made me laugh and I hope make you laugh too...

if you REALLY like any of the designs, please click on the images next to them which will take you to the Zazzle store I have set up with t-shirts,mugs,bumper stickers etc....

banker botty bike rack..

Instead of talking out of it, he's making himself useful for once!


Insult a banker AND promote green eco transport options at the same time.
It's a win-win!

is this what they mean by 'green' banking?

ouch! I hope those flowers aren't roses!


Where's that 'Sir' Fred Goodwin when you need him...

'Fred! - could you just pop into the greenhouse for a minute...'

banker/pigeon poo interface

pigeon makes a deposit!


Ha ha ha - see what i did there!

Who says that satire is dead...

banker 'shooting'

brring-brrring.....brring-brrring......Hello, is that the NRA?


Calm down....it's paint!

What kind of a person do you take me for...

banker buttock crunch!

oh no - i've gone too far....


well maybe - but just think...

perhaps that's where all those toxic assets have gone and he's having a look for them...

fat cat fried!

Should be able to get a good signal on his mobile up there...


'Banker on church roof shock'

there's a hilarious gag in there somewhere...

bathroom banker

Be honest, who wouldn't want to shove one of them up under the rim!


and don't forget to wash your hands...

banker voodoo doll

(Cue X-files theme) WooooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooo......


Wouldn't it be great

if a banker voodoo doll really worked...

banker drowning not waving!

They love their boats...


They love posing on their boats..


I've got a better idea...

like to see more designs?

I hope that you laughed at least once!

Please vote....... it's a fine line judging how far you can go with images like these.
Your feedback would be very useful in guiding me on what the direction I should be taking with the next image...

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