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10 Reasons Why The Dallas Cowboys Suck & Most Americans Hate Them

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Do You Hate The Dallas Cowboys?

 

You are not alone.

Most of America can't stand the Cowboys.

They are obnoxious, they are rude and they think they are going to win the Super Bowl this year.

But they won't. Below we have listed 10 reasons why the Cowboys suck and why they won't win it all.

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#1) Jerry Jones Is An Overconfident Owner Who Doesn't Know How To Run A Football Team 

Do you know how many playoff games the Dallas Cowboys have won this decade?

Let me give you a hint.

It rhymes with "hero".

Jerry Jones is completely overconfident, and the reality is that he does not know how to run a football team.

Dallas has been a mess ever since the core of players Jimmy Johnson brought in left. They are finally back to being a playoff team, but they have quite a few serious problems that Jerry Jones has not addressed and that will cost them before the end of the season.

I could run an NFL team better than Jerry Jones can, and if I ever got the chance I would prove it.

Tony Romo Chokes In A Playoff Game 

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#2) Tony Romo Is More Interested In Dating Jessica Simpson Than He Is In Winning The Super Bowl 

Tony Romo is a good quarterback.

But Tony Romo is not a great quarterback.

Great quarterbacks protect the football.

Great quarterbacks come up big in the biggest moments.

And great quarterbacks are not blinded by fame or by any pretty little actress that comes along.

This Is Typical Of Tony Romo Under Pressure 

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#3) Terrell Owens Is An Aging Head Case 

The best player on the Dallas Cowboys is a wide receiver in his mid-30s who is a serious head case.

Aging players tend to get injured.

Aging players tend to lose a step.

And you never know when T.O. will decide it is all about him again.

T.O.'s Tears Dont Matter To Philadelphia 

T.O.'s Tears Dont Matter To Philadelphia

T.O.'S apology to Andy Reid, And Donovan McNabb asking to play for him again

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#4) The Cowboys Do Not Have A Number 2 Receiver 

Do you see that picture of the big hole?

That is the #2 receiver position for the Cowboys.

Nobody there.

No talent.

Patrick Crayton?

Are you kidding me?

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#5) Wade Phillips Cannot Win Playoff Games 

Can you say 0-4 in the playoffs?

And we are supposed to believe that suddenly this year that Wade Phillips will be able to win 3 playoff games?

I don't think so.

Dallas will have a problem there until they hire a quality head coach.

#6) Marc Colombo Is A Questionable Right Tackle 

Marc Colombo is just not a top flight NFL right tackle.

Against quality speed rushers Colombo is going to have a problem, and when Romo feels pressure he makes mistakes.

This will not show up in every game, but this will show up against quality defenses.

#7) The Defensive Ends In Dallas Are Very Average 

Marcus Spears and Chris Canty are average defensive ends that do not provide much of a pass rush. They combined for only 5.5 sacks last season.

Dallas relies on the linebackers to bring a pass rush. How long can they continue to do this against the good teams?

#8) Zach Thomas Was A Wonderful Player - Five Years Ago 

Once upon a time Zach Thomas was one of the best middle linebackers in the NFL.

But it is 2008 now.

The best days of Zach Thomas are behind him.

And do you want someone who is just hanging on in the heart of your defense?

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#9) Dallas Fans Are Not As Good As The Other Fans In The NFC East 

The fans in Washington, New York and Philly know football. They are intense, they are involved and they love their teams.

The fans in Dallas tend to be fair weather fans. They tend to not know football as well, and they don't give their team as much of a home field advantage as the other teams in the NFC East get.

It's sad but it is true.

#10) The Washington Redskins 

The Washington Redskins and the rest of the NFC East (the best division in football) are standing in the way of the Cowboys.

Hail to the Redskins!

Hail victory!

Braves on the warpath!

Fight for old D.C.!

Hail To The Redskins 

Washington Redskins Fight Song: Hail to the Redskins

Every Redskins fan should know the fight song, after every score and win or just to show your allegiance and annoy a Giant,Eagle or Cowboy fan sing the fight song loud and with passion. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

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The Duel 

Do You Believe That The Dallas Cowboys Will Win The Super Bowl This Year?

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Yes! I Am A Dallas Fanboy!

No! The Cowboys Suck!

Greg says:

Hell no! Coboys suck and always will!!!! Go NYG!

mike says:

dallas cowgirls is a gay team and tony homo sucks o and youtube (dallas still sucks) its funny cause its true

Chris says:

lol superbowl they should worry about winning a playoff game first

0-12 in the playoffs since 1995

sinjinbin says:

no, but the skins will be watching the superbowl not participating.

 
 
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