10 Reasons Why The Dallas Cowboys Suck & Most Americans Hate Them
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Do You Hate The Dallas Cowboys?
Most Americans can't stand the Cowboys.
To many Americans, they are obnoxious, they are rude and they think they are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
But they won't. Below we have listed 10 reasons why many people think the Cowboys suck and why they won't win it all.
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Dallas Cowboys On Wikipedia
The Dallas Cowboys are a professional American football team that plays in the Eastern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL). They are headquartered in Valley Ranch in suburban Irving, Texas, which lies between Fort Worth and Dallas. The team plays its home games at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas, which finished construction in time for the 2009 season. The Cowboys joined the NFL as a 1960 expansion team. The team's national following might best be represented by its NFL record of consecutive games in front of sold-out stadiums. The Cowboys' streak of 160 sold-out regular and post-season games began in 1990, and included 79 straight sellouts at their former home, Texas Stadium, and 81 straight sell-outs on the road.
An article from Forbes Magazine, dated September 2, 2009, lists the Cowboys as the most valuable sports franchise in the United States, and second in the world (behind the United Kingdom's Manchester United), with an estimated value of approximately $1.65 billion, ahead of the Washington Redskins ($1.5 billion) and the New England Patriots ($1.361 billion). They are also one of the wealthiest teams in the NFL, generating almost $269 million in annual revenue.
#1) Jerry Jones Is An Overconfident Owner Who Doesn't Know How To Run A Football Team
Do you know how many playoff games the Dallas Cowboys have won this decade?Let me give you a hint.
It rhymes with "hero".
Jerry Jones is completely overconfident, and the reality is that he does not know how to run a football team.
Dallas has been a mess ever since the core of players Jimmy Johnson brought in left. They are finally back to being a playoff team, but they have quite a few serious problems that Jerry Jones has not addressed and that will cost them before the end of the season.
I could run an NFL team better than Jerry Jones can, and if I ever got the chance I would prove it.
#2) Tony Romo Is More Interested In Dating Than He Is In Winning The Super Bowl
Tony Romo is a good quarterback.But Tony Romo is not a great quarterback.
Great quarterbacks protect the football.
Great quarterbacks come up big in the biggest moments.
And great quarterbacks are not blinded by fame or by any pretty little actress that comes along.
#3) The Cowboys Regularly Bring In Players Like Terrell Owens
The best player on the Dallas Cowboys was a wide receiver in his mid-30s who is a serious head case.Aging players tend to get injured.
Aging players tend to lose a step.
Now T.O. is not even on the team anymore.
T.O.'s Tears Dont Matter To Philadelphia
#4) The Cowboys Do Not Have A Number 2 Receiver
Do you see that picture of the big hole?That is the #2 receiver position for the Cowboys.
Nobody there.
No talent.
Patrick Crayton?
Are you kidding me?
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#5) Wade Phillips Cannot Win Playoff Games
Can you say 0-4 in the playoffs?And we are supposed to believe that suddenly this year that Wade Phillips will be able to win 3 playoff games?
I don't think so.
Dallas will have a problem there until they hire a quality head coach.
#6) Marc Colombo Is A Questionable Right Tackle
Marc Colombo is just not a top flight NFL right tackle.Against quality speed rushers Colombo is going to have a problem, and when Romo feels pressure he makes mistakes.
This will not show up in every game, but this will show up against quality defenses.
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#7) The Defensive Ends In Dallas Are Very Average
Marcus Spears and Chris Canty are average defensive ends that do not provide much of a pass rush.Dallas relies on the linebackers to bring a pass rush. How long can they continue to do this against the good teams?
#8) They Need A Real Football Person Running The Show
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The fans in Washington, New York and Philly know football. They are intense, they are involved and they love their teams.The fans in Dallas tend to be fair weather fans. They tend to not know football as well, and they don't give their team as much of a home field advantage as the other teams in the NFC East get.
It's sad but it is true.
#10) The Washington Redskins
The Washington Redskins and the rest of the NFC East (the best division in football) are standing in the way of the Cowboys.Hail to the Redskins!
Hail victory!
Braves on the warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Hail To The Redskins
Washington Redskins Fight Song: Hail to the Redskins
Every Redskins fan should know the fight song, after every score and win or just to show your allegiance and annoy a Giant,Eagle or Cowboy fan sing the fight song loud and with passion. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
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The Duel
Do You Believe That The Dallas Cowboys Will Win The Super Bowl This Year?
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LAWLZZZZZZZZzz says:
Yes and the cardinals sucks big sloppy donkey dick
Posted December 10, 2009
No says:
eventually they will win some more superbowls. The redskins suck.....BAD The ea(r)gles really suck. I loved it when the raiders beat the shit out of them in the superbowl. That was FUNNY. I liked it when the redskeens had one of the worst defeats in superbowl history. Now THAT was funny. The steelers suck cause ruthlisberger is a rapist, and if he didn't do it....they still suck. I hate them.
Posted October 18, 2009
me says:
yes, but only if they win all the rest of the games
Posted October 18, 2009
Inside J's Head. says:
How did that owning a wildcard over the Redskins work out for ya, J? Oh yeah. That's riiiiight. Ah well. HERE WE GO, STEELERS! HERE WE GO!!! SIX > FIVE
Posted September 08, 2009
Phil Duncan says:
What a sorry ass worthless site! It's pretty sad that you spend this much time worrying about the Cowboys. I imagine you are happier when the Cowboys lose than when the 'Skins win.
Give it up man, jealousy will get you no where.
Posted December 20, 2008
No! The Cowboys Suck!
SB says:
If the Dallas Cowboys all got leprosy and their new stadium burned down, I wouldn't be disappointed. I go to college in Dallas and it sucks.
Posted December 25, 2009
Mike says:
I agree with your comments on the Cowboy's but you really had me laughing when you said that NFC East is the best division and that your a skins fan. SERIOUSLY....... The Red Skins??? I have more respect for Skins fans after this season especially since most Dallas fans are just band wagon whores. REDSKINS SUUUUUUUUCK.......... GO RAVENS!!!!
Posted December 07, 2009
Steeler's will rock your sox off!! says:
haha this site is right...one thing though Steelers will kick anyone's ass any day =] just like we did in our 6th superbowl win...aka our second time beating the cryboys in a superbowl hahaha
Posted October 10, 2009
m0ntana#16 says:
the cowgirls suck!! every chance u get to the playoffs you blow it!! tony homo snapped heard around the world! rayyyyyy finkle lmao :)
Posted September 13, 2009
wd says:
Not a chance in hell.
This is why I'm saying
"Fuck The Cowboys!"
Posted March 08, 2009
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