1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"

4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"

7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

8. "The coffee machine is broken..."

9. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

10. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."