15 Things that Can or Could Happen To You on a Bad Day and How to Deal With Them.

I have found that there actually is a very powerful and almost magical word, especially for bad hair days. It seems to do the job really well in a huge variety of different circumstances. I hope that you will also find that this word is by far, the most appropriate way to deal with those times when bad days raise their heads. No matter what, you must try to always to stay positive and to look at the funny side of what is happening, without avoiding the genuine importance of it. If you can do that; then you can do anything.
Remember, it's alright to scream and it's alright to laugh at yourself. I bet that if you can call certain words out loud when things don't go according to plan; then you will find that what you do yell out, will make someone smile! In fact, if you use my word out loud; then it will likely be you, who is smiling at what just happened. Below are examples of bad hair day events and a suggested 'tried and true' way to deal with those events...

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Now, if you are worried about what I''ve said
About bad days that can screw with your head
Then sure, do whatever it takes
To get rid of bad hair, nutty people and snakes
But remember, sometimes it is true
That Murphy actually has other plans for you
No matter what happens, wear the hat, if it fits
And for everything else that goes wrong; say "Oosshit!"

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When you've had an awesome day;
And then someone rains on your parade;
Just say, "Oosshit" Yep, "Oosshit!"

Or In a bar, you've just bought the lady a drink;
And then notice an extremely constant blink;
Just say, "Oosshit!" "She blinks abit!"

When your dog jumps on your bed
And excitedly farts beside your head;
Just say, "Oosshit!" You know? "Oosshit!"

Or you're on a day tramp in a forest;
But you fall down a hill, it rains and you get lost
Just whistle, "Oosshit!" Don't worry or have a fit!

On poker night you've got a routine hand;
But no one else will make a stand;
Just think, "Oosshit!" "At least I won it!"

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A busy day and you're running late again
To find that you forgot, your ticket for the train
Yell Out, "Oosshit! That old, old man just stole it!"

At the races you back the favorite horse;
But it drops dead halfway round the course
Just smile and say, "Oosshit!" Yep just take the hit.

Or you just met a really hot date on the Net;
But you have a power cut and didn't get a number yet
Scream, "Oosshit! Oosshit! Oooooooooooosshit!"

Or you're busy working fingers to the bone;
While your partner just sits there and moans;
Mutter, "Oosshit!" "I think it's time to quit."

Or you've just bought a brand new car;
But soon crash without going very far
Cry out, "Oosshit!" "Did I insure it?"

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Do you remember being in a barber's chair
When you noticed that he had no hair?
Did you think, "Oosshit! Oosshit, those ears don't fit!"

Or when everyone says the recession is to blame;
But even the good times are just the same
Hang your head, use your wit, you can bank on "Oosshit!"

But hey, today your boss gave you rise;
But his boss sacked you to downsize
Give them words that fit, "Oosshit! Oooosshit!"

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Don't worry; at any time things could improve
Oosshit, don't give up, don't even move
Get positive and you're on your way
From now on you'll have all sunny days.
And take all life's bad things in your stride
Oosshit, you're happy, now share your pride
Being a winner is easy, when you know how
Don't give up mate, or throw in the towel
With self belief you can smile and never growl

Oosshit really does work in mysterious ways
It's the positive cure for all your bad hair days
In life, bad things that can happen, are just a test
The Big Guy wants you to always be, at your best;
So rejoice, celebrate your life and embrace it
Birds sing for you, yes, every thrush, every tit
So pass on these words, yes every single bit
Share the power, the greatness, of "Oosshit!"

Don't lose it or get upset - anger is not the answer.

No matter what the situation is, keep your cool, breath and use that magical word "Oosshit!" Don't get angry at the other person, they already know that they probably haven't taken their medication, or have a small problem, or they know that you are smarter because you now have a magic word! Use this word wisely and it will get you through what could have potentially become a bad hair day, had you not used that well directed "Oosshit!" Immediately, it will become a light, enjoyable and funny day, as long as you also smile.

Smiling is contagious and good for your health, so if you smile and can make others smile also, then that means it is good for everyone's health. Thanks for reading 15 Things that can or could happen to you on a bad day and how to deal with them! Take Care. Oosshit! Did I tell you to try not to walk on cracks?

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