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Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
Back to the Future - 1985
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The year is 1985 and Marty McFly (Michael J Fox) is your everyday teenager, except for one problem. He is stuck in 1955. After his good friend Doc Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) is gunned down, Marty ends up sending the DeLorean back thirty years into the past. Now, he must find the Doc and convince him that he is from the future, in order for the Doc to send him back to the future, but this is the least of Marty's problem. After accidentally getting in the way of the important meeting between his future mother played by Lea Thompson and father played by Crispin Glover. Marty must get them back together before he changes time forever, and destroys his own existence.
Marty McFly: [to Uncle Joey as a baby, playing in his playpen] So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.
5 points
George McFly: I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
3 points
Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
3 points
Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?
3 points
Sam Baines: Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car! Come on out here and help me take him in the house!
3 points
Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
2 points
Dr. Emmett Brown: I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.
2 points
Biff Tannen: I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is *lite* beer?
2 points
Back to the Future Trilogy on DVD
Back to the Future: The Complete Trilogy (Widescreen Edition)
Amazon Price: $10.50 (as of 02/14/2012)
All three movies are here and all 3 discs contain interesting featurettes, behind-the-scenes, deleted scenes, outtakes, audio commentaries and a Bonus Feature: Animated Anecdotes that when turned "on", during playback of the film, you will get some interesting facts.
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Sixteen Candles - 1984
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Sixteen candles starred Molly Ringwald as Samantha Baker and Anthony Michael Hall as the Geek. Growing up in the 80s was full of both fun and angst as this hilarious and touching movie showed with its look at eighties high school life.
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
3 points
Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded.
3 points
Randy: Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
2 points
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
1 point
The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
1 point
Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
1 point
Sixteen Candles DVD
Sixteen Candles (Flashback Edition)
Amazon Price: $5.40 (as of 02/14/2012)
Samantha Baker (Molly Ringwald) is ready to make the most of her sweet sixteenth birthday %u2026 if only someone in her family would remember it. She's your average teen, enduring creepy freshmen, spoiled siblings, confused parents and the "Big Blonde on Campus" who stands between her and the boy of her dreams.
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Are we going to prom or to hell?
Heathers - 1989
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Heathers, starring eighties favorites Winona Ryder , Shannen Doherty and Christian Slater examines high school conformity, tyrannical in-crowds, 80s youth culture and murderous rebellion with a satirical eye. This 80s cult classic was filled with unique dialog and edgy quotes any fan will remember.
Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
3 points
Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
3 points
Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
2 points
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
2 points
J.D.: This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.
1 point
Veronica Sawyer: It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
0 points
J.D.: People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.
0 points
Heathers on DVD
Heathers - 20th High School Reunion Edition
Amazon Price: $9.93 (as of 02/14/2012)
Director Michael Lehmann turned this unusual film into something more than another teen-death flick. There is real wit and sharp satire afoot, and the very fusion of horror and comedy is provocative in itself. Heathers remains a kind of benchmark in contemporary cinema for bringing surreal intelligence into Hollywood films.
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You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986
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Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
6 points
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
3 points
Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good poi
2 points
Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
2 points
Boy in Police Station: You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.
1 point
Girl on Bus: Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.
1 point
Ferris Buller DVDs
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Amazon Price: $18.90 (as of 02/14/2012)
This is the original DVD with a great feature-length commentary track by writer/director John Hughes. Stay away from the collectors edition that doesnt have it!
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
Repo Man - 1985
Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
4 points
Kevin: There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.
1 point
J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They
1 point
Bud: My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.
1 point
Agent Rogersz: Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.
1 point
Lite: You like music, listen to this. I was into these dudes before anyone. Wanted me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. Managing a pop group is no job for a man.
1 point
Repo Man Special Edition DVD
Repo Man (Special Edition)
Amazon Price: $30.15 (as of 02/14/2012)
A volatile, toxic potion of satire and nihilism, road movie and science fiction, violence and comedy, the unclassifiable sensibility of Alex Cox's Repo Man is the model and inspiration for a potent strain of post-punk American comedy that includes not only Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction), but also early Coen brothers (Raising Arizona, in particular), Men in Black, and even (in a weird way) The X-Files.
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The Breakfast Club - 1985
Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
4 points
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
4 points
Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
1 point
Claire Standish: I hate it! I hate having to go along with everything my friends say!
1 point
Allison: I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.
0 points
Bender: You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
0 points
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to se
0 points
Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science DVD Set
Highschool Flashback DVDs
High School Flashback Collection (The Breakfast Club / Sixteen Candles / Weird Science)
Amazon Price: $16.99 (as of 02/14/2012)
Three all-new special editions of The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science. Experience the 80's most iconic films like never before with hours of bonus features including brand-new interviews with the casts and crews, audio commentaries and more! Starring "Brat Pack" members Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson, The High School Flashback Collection is the most awesome way to enjoy the films that like totally defined a generation.
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- I get your car towed for you and all you have is lite beer?...classic, great lens, blessed
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- Yes, I still remember in which movie house I watched Grease, Star Wars, and with whom!
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- I really love your 80s blogs, as a child of the 80s myself. Very well done lenses!
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- I was a big fan of The Breakfast Club! Some great quotes in this movie
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