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Remember the days when the Brat Pack and John Hughes ruled the box office and we were chilling at the mall and spending long summer nights goofing around at the Drive In? These memorable and funny quotes will bring back the good times for eighties movie fans of all ages. I still find myself slipping some of these classic quotes into conversations!

"Get back in time" with this collection of quotes from some of the 80s most quotable iconic movies - now available on VHS, Betamax and Laser Disc. Use the arrows by each quote to vote for your favorites!

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This growing lens currently features quotes from these rad 1980s movies.

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Back to the Future - 1985 

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The year is 1985 and Marty McFly (Michael J Fox) is your everyday teenager, except for one problem. He is stuck in 1955. After his good friend Doc Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) is gunned down, Marty ends up sending the DeLorean back thirty years into the past. Now, he must find the Doc and convince him that he is from the future, in order for the Doc to send him back to the future, but this is the least of Marty's problem. After accidentally getting in the way of the important meeting between his future mother played by Lea Thompson and father played by Crispin Glover. Marty must get them back together before he changes time forever, and destroys his own existence.

Marty McFly: [to Uncle Joey as a baby, playing in his playpen] So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.

3 points

George McFly: I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

2 points

Sam Baines: Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car! Come on out here and help me take him in the house!

2 points

Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

1 point

Dr. Emmett Brown: I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

1 point

Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

0 points

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

0 points

Biff Tannen: I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is *lite* beer?

0 points

Back to the Future Trilogy on DVD 

Back to the Future - The Complete Trilogy (Widescreen Edition)

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All three movies are here and all 3 discs contain interesting featurettes, behind-the-scenes, deleted scenes, outtakes, audio commentaries and a Bonus Feature: Animated Anecdotes that when turned "on", during playback of the film, you will get some interesting facts.

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Sixteen Candles - 1984 

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Sixteen candles starred Molly Ringwald as Samantha Baker and Anthony Michael Hall as the Geek. Growing up in the 80s was full of both fun and angst as this hilarious and touching movie showed with its look at eighties high school life.

Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.

2 points

The Geek: Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

2 points

Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not retarded.

2 points

Randy: Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

2 points

Long Duk Dong: What's happenin' hot stuff?

1 point

Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

1 point

Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

0 points

The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

0 points

The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.

0 points

Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

0 points

Sixteen Candles DVD 

Sixteen Candles

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Samantha Baker (Molly Ringwald) is ready to make the most of her sweet sixteenth birthday %u2026 if only someone in her family would remember it. She's your average teen, enduring creepy freshmen, spoiled siblings, confused parents and the "Big Blonde on Campus" who stands between her and the boy of her dreams.

Frankie Says Relax! 

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Are we going to prom or to hell?

Heathers - 1989 

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Heathers, starring eighties favorites Winona Ryder , Shannen Doherty and Christian Slater examines high school conformity, tyrannical in-crowds, 80s youth culture and murderous rebellion with a satirical eye. This 80s cult classic was filled with unique dialog and edgy quotes any fan will remember.

Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

3 points

Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

2 points

Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

2 points

Heather Chandler: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

1 point

Veronica Sawyer: What is your damage, Heather?

1 point

J.D.: This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

1 point

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

1 point

Veronica Sawyer: It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

0 points

J.D.: People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

0 points

Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

0 points

Heathers on DVD 

Heathers - 20th High School Reunion Edition

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Director Michael Lehmann turned this unusual film into something more than another teen-death flick. There is real wit and sharp satire afoot, and the very fusion of horror and comedy is provocative in itself. Heathers remains a kind of benchmark in contemporary cinema for bringing surreal intelligence into Hollywood films.

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You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986 

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Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

2 points

Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

2 points

Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

1 point

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good poi

1 point

Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

1 point

Girl on Bus: Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.

1 point

Boy in Police Station: You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

0 points

Ferris Buller DVDs 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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This is the original DVD with a great feature-length commentary track by writer/director John Hughes. Stay away from the collectors edition that doesnt have it!

The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

Repo Man - 1985 

Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

3 points

Miller: The life of a repo man is always intense.

2 points

Bud: Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.

2 points

Reverend Larry: I DO want your money, because god wants your money.

1 point

Kevin: There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.

1 point

J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They

1 point

Bud: A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

1 point

Bud: My old lady? Oh, shit, I forgot all about her. Well, she'll take the bus. She's a rock.

1 point

Agent Rogersz: Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.

1 point

Lite: You like music, listen to this. I was into these dudes before anyone. Wanted me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. Managing a pop group is no job for a man.

1 point

Bud: I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

0 points

Bud: Repo Man's got all night, every night.

0 points

Bud: Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.

0 points

Repo Man Special Edition DVD 

Repo Man (Special Edition)

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A volatile, toxic potion of satire and nihilism, road movie and science fiction, violence and comedy, the unclassifiable sensibility of Alex Cox's Repo Man is the model and inspiration for a potent strain of post-punk American comedy that includes not only Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction), but also early Coen brothers (Raising Arizona, in particular), Men in Black, and even (in a weird way) The X-Files.

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Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science DVD Set 

Highschool Flashback DVDs

High School Flashback Collection (The Breakfast Club / Sixteen Candles / Weird Science)

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Three all-new special editions of The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science. Experience the 80's most iconic films like never before with hours of bonus features including brand-new interviews with the casts and crews, audio commentaries and more! Starring "Brat Pack" members Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson, The High School Flashback Collection is the most awesome way to enjoy the films that like totally defined a generation.