My Blog's First 20 Stupid Questions/Answers

# 1. Carhops
Q: If the girls at Sonic are called Carhops why don't they hop to the car? Are they afraid to drop the food?

# 2. Nostrils
Q: Why do we have two nostrils?

# 3. Caribean Heck-Holes
Q: What does this sentence mean to you:
It beats dodging bullets in some God-forsaken Carribean heck-hole where the heat melts your fingernail polish?

# 4. Gay
Q: Why is it okay for a girl to call another girl sexy/hot but sounds gay when a guy calls another guy good-looking?

# 5. Dog Leash
Q: What is the point of having 38 cans of hair spray, tied together with a dog leash?

# 6. Stinkelicious
Q: Can you define, "Stinkelicious," as heard on, "iCarly," today.

# 7. Bi-Faxual
Q: I have a fax machine at home and I have a fax machine at work, does this make me a bi-faxual?

# 8. Big and Small
Q: Why are some people fat and some people thin?

# 9. Dead Crows
Q: Why do dead crows eat more than you do?

# 10. Blue Skies
Q: Why is the sky blue?

# 11. The Hulk And The Toilet
Q: If Bruce Banner was constipated on the toilet would he turn into the Hulk and would the toilet be able to handle it?

# 12. Humans Vs. Sock Puppet People
Q: What is it that differentiates the humans from the sock puppet people (besides the clothes)?

# 13. Short Pants
Q: Is there a Nation-wide agenda for senior citizens wearing short pants that were clearly long pants, long ago?

# 14. My Socks
Q: What should my socks match?

# 15. 16 Fart Gigs
Q: What is the point of having 16 gigs of farts?

# 16. Oils
Q: If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

# 17. Your Church Purse
Q. What does the church purse of your dreams look like? What color is it? What does it smell like? Where do you keep it when you're at home?

# 18. Crush of the Octopus
Q: What is the name of the octopus who has had a crush on me for the last 5 years?

# 19. Noise
Q: What IS that noise?

# 20. Naughty Turtle
Q: Where is my naughty turtle, Paco Del Pimpendorf?