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50 Methods for Breaking up with Someone
According to Paul Simon "There must be 50 ways to leave your lover." He was right! We made a list. There are in fact at least fifty ways to leave your lover, and new ways popping up every day.
Perhaps they aren't all the most polite, or the most gentle way to break the news, but there will all get the job done.
Perhaps they aren't all the most polite, or the most gentle way to break the news, but there will all get the job done.
Paul Simon
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
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Still Crazy After All These Years
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Still Crazy After All These Years
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Paul Simon's third solo album unifies the varied threads running through its predecessors--confessional ballads, wily story songs, agnostic spirituals and snapshots of modern life, circa 1975.
Track #4 is 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Here are over 50 ways to leave your lover. If you think of one we missed, submit it. It will show (after being approved that it's not dirty).
In their cell phone, change their listing for you to local Rejection Hotline
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Send a Book
Sending your lover one of these books ought to get the point across.
Have you ever been dumped electronically ?
IM, email, text messages, myspace, etc.
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Reletionship Ending Sites
- 45 Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover
- By: Rosecrans Baldwin
- e-closure - documenting breakup letters anonymously online
- Documenting breakups anonymously online. A fine collection of break up letters.
- Rejection Hotline
- The Rejection Hotline is a local phone number that you can give out, either to dump someone, or to reject someone who asks for your number.
- BreakUpEmail.com | Sometimes it's just easier this way
- Dump him/her by email. It's the easiest way to end your relationship - fast and efficient!
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- kab kab Jul 1, 2009 @ 3:34 pm | in reply to Quirina
- I think four out of 52, when 50 is all I promised is just fine. Welcome to 2009 - the internet is not a fad.
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- Quirina Quirina Jul 1, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
- No, most of these options are not polite... Need I be polite here? I think counting all web2.0 communication platforms for filling the list is pretty lame... I like the general idea for the lens, though!
And let me add this: Paul Simon is a hero!
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- monarch13 monarch13 Jun 29, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
- Okay Paul, if you read this, we really are over!
Unless I change my mind tomorrow..
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- Not-Pop Not-Pop Jan 26, 2009 @ 8:45 am
- I love this song! Thanks for submitting it to the Great Songs Group.
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- pyrox02 pyrox02 Jun 8, 2008 @ 11:54 pm
- Quite the original lens! I'm impressed. I never would have thought of this in a million years. I think that means I have some brainstorming to do!
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- BigGirlBlue BigGirlBlue May 6, 2008 @ 8:12 pm
- This was hilarious! At least from the outside.
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- rwoman rwoman May 6, 2008 @ 7:48 pm
- What fun! I'll send it to my husband when he steps out of line!
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- mulberry mulberry May 6, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
- Yep, there are many ways to leave someone, but whatever you do be CLEAR ABOUT IT, leave no room for doubt without doing any unnecessary "damage".
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