50Th Birthday Quotes & Poems

50Th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Collection of Funny and Inspiring Quotes by Known & Unknown Authors

• 1Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn't offer. Unknown Author
• 2Congratulations on turning 50. You're half way to becoming a centenarian. Unknown Author
• 3Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! Unknown Author
• 4There are numerous advantages in being fifty - ask any eighty year old. Unknown Author
• 5After fifty everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work. Unknown Author
• 650 down! You're half way to 100! Unknown Author
• 7Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles. Unknown Author
• 8You're not 50, you're 25 x 2! You've got twice the experience you had at 25 but with the same feeling. Unknown Author
• 9Being 50 is great, so long as all your friends are 60! Unknown Author
• 10Me 50? I demand a recount! Unknown Author
• 11At 50 I'm done with my dentist. Unknown Author
• 12At 50 you're not over the hill. You're at the peak. Unknown Author
• 13In your 50's, time becomes precious and must not be wasted, every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Unknown Author
• 14I can still do everything now that I did at 20, of course with my doctor's permission. Unknown Author
• 15Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles. Unknown Author
• 1650 being next to grown-positive : The grown-positive you are, the wiser you become. Unknown Author
• 17The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. Cindy Crawford
• 18The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. Muhammad Ali
• 19Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. J.P. Sears
• 2050 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point? Jim Carrey
• 21By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. Marie Dressler
• 22After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.E.W. House
• 23You take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it. Henry ford