50 Things You Never Knew About Poo - And Probably Never Wanted To
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50 Things You Never Knew About Poo
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In poorer countries people use 'flying toilets' ...
they poo in a plastic bag and then throw it as far away as possible3 points
A septic tanks truck exploded in New Zealand ...
blasting hotel windows and sending poo flying at guests.3 points
The Spooky Poo ...
you know you've done it but it's nowhere to be seen and the tp is clean. Is that a mystery or what?2 points
The longest poo ever recorded was ...
12 feet 2inches by an American man who took 2 hours 12 minutes to get the job done.2 points
A restuarant in Taiwan is famous for ...
serving food on toilet shaped plates to people sitting on toilet seats.2 points
The Romans liked poo so much ....
they worshipped the God of Dung, Stercutius1 point
The Chinese were the first to invent toilet paper
Each sheet measured 2ft x 3ft. What the heck were those guys eating?1 point
Dog poo on the streets of Paris leaves ...
650 Parisiens hospitalized each year. I'm guessing they slip??1 point
49% of men and 26% of women read in the toilet ...
I hope they don't share their magazines!1 point
A Florida woman was so fat she didn't leave her couch for 6 years ...
not even to poo! Gross!1 point
The Skipper caterpillar is half and inch long and ...
can shoot poo a distance of six feet.1 point
A child delivered on a moving train in India ...
slipped down the toilet hole and was later found alive on the tracks.1 point
The Romanian Economy was in such a bad way in the 1990's ...
they wiped with shredded bank notes.1 point
Elvis died on the toilet ...
after suffering a heart attack trying to pass wind.1 point
Hare poo was once said to ...
cure sagging breasts. We all know only surgery can do that!1 point
In the early 20th Century, pig manure cakes ...
were used for washing as an alternative to soap.1 point
Buzz ALdrin was the first man to poo on the moon ...
the poo often escaped the containment bag while the astronauts were trying to dispose of it.1 point
The world produces 1,482,045,400kg of poo per day
The average poo weighs 226.8g0 points
The Aztec Emperor Montezuma had a nephew called Cuitlahac ....
whose name translated as "plenty of excrement" - lucky chap!!0 points
Tribes in Borneo and Brazil bury poo to ...
ward of evil spirits. Guess even ghosts don't like the smell!0 points
In the court of Louis XIV nobles paid for the honour of ...
watching the King poo. I think I just had an idea for a reality show :)0 points
Cows poo on average 16 times a day ...
bahhh.. I bet pigs poo 26 times a day.0 points
A rebellious US prisoner pooed on his prison cell floor ...
the slipped on it, cracked his skull and was killed.0 points
Catherine the Great of Russia suffered a massive stroke ...
while on the toilet and fell off dead.0 points
Japanese psychiatrist Hiroyuki Nishgaki recommends ...
contstricting your anus 100 a day to relieve depression.0 points
In the movie Guarding Tess, the President calls Nicholas Cage while pooing ...
he immediately stands up out of respect. Silly man, the President couldn't even see him0 points
The first sit-on toilets were introduced in Egypt ...
but most people still dug a hole in the ground0 points
Danish police found an 86 year old man dead on the toilet ...
he had been there for a year. Did they just flush him away?0 points
Historians believe we shake hands with our right hand because ...
we used our left hand for wiping poo!0 points
During the Gulf War soliders used ...
toilet paper to camoflauge tanks in Saudi Arabia.0 points
Bassington, in Cambridgeshire, erected as 5ft tall statue ...
of a dinosaur poo to celebrate its past.0 points
Moulay Ismael, a 17th Century Moroccan Sultan ...
presented his poo to the ladies of court as a sign of affection. Eh, no thanks!!0 points
In India towering hills of cow dung ...
are dried and used for cooking and heating fuel.0 points
Napolean had such bad haemorrhoids at Waterloo ...
he could barely sit on his horse.0 points
The Hanger Poo ...
a poo that refuses let go. Also known as 'The Jewish Mother'.0 points
Grieving Aboriginal widows used to wear poo on their head ...
as a sign they were in mourning. Bet they had to mourn alone!0 points
Britains dog population of 6.2 million produce ...
900 tonnes of poo a day. Where does it all go??0 points
Germanic tribes used to hide their valuable in ...
poo pits to stop thieves from searching for them.0 points
A Scottish woman living in Tasmania makes a living ...
turning wallaby droppings into writing paper.0 points
DooDoo Doodler invented a poo shaped pen ...
guess it cures you of that nasty pen chewing habit.0 points
During the Middle Ages, women made potions from their own poo...
that men ingested. The aim was to make the man to fall in love with them.0 points
In Indonesia, dogs follow mother with new babies ...
to lick clean the baby's bottom. This has to be the worst on the list. Gross!0 points
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This is hilarious. Scrubs is the best!
Yes Poo Can Be Fun ....
Check out some of the great poo stuff below!
Debate this one ....
I read sometime ago that pooing is so abhorrent to the Japanese that they invented a pill to make it smell like ... roses!
Would you take a pill to make your poo smell nice
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byNo way, poo smells just as nature dictated and should stay that way.
Sure, sometimes nature gets it wrong.
Ok, Ok, let's get serious about Poo
Poo can sometimes be our enemy. What do you do when you're in battle with poo?
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Famous Poos Throughout History
Yes, there have been one or two ...
... but I can only think of the fantabulous Mr. Hankey the Christmas PooMr. Hankey the Christmas Poo starred in Episode 110 (Original Air Date: Dec 17, 1997) of South Park.
Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo but nobody else has heard of him. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. But the South Park folks think he's crazy and whisk him away to a mental institute.
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- Redmoonrider Redmoonrider Apr 4, 2009 @ 2:29 am
- This lens made me laugh out loud!! Well done and 5 stars to you! I absolutely loved Mr Hankey and it's good to see him featured... thanks for giving me a giggle Tracey
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- knozit knozit Dec 14, 2008 @ 12:45 am
- Cute lens!! I nearly fell outta my chair when I got to "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" from South Park. Holy c--p! I just read his name and started to laugh. I almost dropped a "hankey" myself. Definitely 5* from me!
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- KesiaLynn KesiaLynn Nov 29, 2008 @ 11:31 am
- Now who would have thought this page could have been so informative? :) Enjoyed the silliness of the knowledge shared.
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- thrivingmom thrivingmom Nov 26, 2008 @ 11:00 am
- A little known fact that I discovered when I had my first baby is that formula fed baby's poop stinks just like anyone's does, but a breastfed baby's poop smells like buttered popcorn or steamed rice. I breastfed both of my babies, so their poop didn't smell bad until I introduced baby food.
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- clouda9 clouda9 Nov 25, 2008 @ 3:32 am
- This is wayyy funny! Thanks for making me really LOL tonight.
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