790: Robothead & Love Slave Extrodinaire!

790 Quotes 

• Xev Bellringer: What kind of robot are you?
  790: I am a robot that wants to live in your underpants.
• Stanley Tweedle: She's quite a woman.
  Kai: Quite a plant.
  790: Compared to Xevariffic, she's a two. A two at best!
• 790: Don't look at me dead man in black, I have no motivation except to jam circuits with creamy love pudding number one.
• 790: [watching Xev sleep] On a branch there is a fruit, plump and ripe for sucking. In a bed there is a body, hot and ripe for...
• 790: [singing] If I only had a body, I'd get to be Xev's hunky man. If I only had a body, I'd get to pummel Stan!
• 790: Stanley Tweedle a man? Thats news!
• 790: Please torture the little bastard!!
• 790: Tweedle, you give carbon molecules a bad name!
• 790: Tweedle, you slut!
• 790 (singing): If I only had an arm, I'd be more than just a head, if I only had an arm, I would strangle Tweedle dead.
• 790: Do you have any idea what you are doing, or am I correct in observing that you are a ridiculous numb-nothing attempting to gain a tiny molecule of actual understanding of how that device works?
  Stan: I've taken lots of things apart before.
  790: But were you able to put any of them back together?
• Stan: Well, nice knowing everyone.
  790: Sentiment not returned!
  Xev: Oh, quiet, 790! Nice knowing you too, Stan, and you, Kai.
  Stan: Welcome to the end of the Universe.
• 790: We may be in the Dark Zone, but I am in the Joy Zone!
• 790: Say, do you have any well-built male bodies without heads?
• 791: You're not going anywhere until I deal with the sizzle... in my pizzle!
• 790: Meat love does not compare to metal love.
  790: It's times like these I'm glad I have no sense of smell.
  Xev: Come on, a nice lady robot to rub your neck stump, you might like it.
• Xev: Can you build more 790 drones?
  790: Why would anyone want to build more 790's? I'm the only drone for you.
• 790: Oh, Xev, darling, sir. I don't care if you've become a man on the outside, it's the inner man I love or woman. Whatever.
• 791: Ever kissed a cyborg?
  Stan: No.
  791: Want to?
  Stan: No!
• 790: It was a distress signal. They only lead to trouble, so I always ignore them.
• 790: Our only hope is for everyone else to offer themselves up for slaughter while Xev and I flee. Stan, you go first.
• Xev: Know what, 790?
  790: What is it, my resilient peach of happiness?
  Xev: There's no place like home.
• 790: Come back here, you brawny servant of my soon-to-be-requited passion!
• 790: 29 hours of necrophilia-filled fun!