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Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Into A Bong

A Nebraska man with a bad kitty decided the best way to mellow her out was to stuff her into a bong.

Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a homemade bong that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

The 6 month old kitten, Shadow, was extremely hyper, according to the suspect's statement, and he was just trying to calm her down. Deputies caught the suspect smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to the duct-taped, plastic glass box, in which the cat had been stuffed. Deputies were responding to a domestic disturbance call at a residence the suspect shares with his grandfather, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.

Stebbing said, "This cat was just dazed.She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

The suspect was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty and released after paying a $400 fine. He also faces charges for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia.

Apparently, there is no law against being stupid in Nebraska.