Gifts for Accountants

Please, don't wake the Accountant!
Are interruptions interfering with your nap time? Accounting can be a stressful job. Let others know that you don't appreciate interruptions while napping at your desk. This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Accountant".

Not only is it rude to wake a sleeping accountant, but it can be dangerous for all involved!





Arguing with the Accountant may be ineffective!
Are clients vocally unhappy with the numbers you're giving them? Well numbers don't lie. You can only do so much with the data supplied by the client. So hold up your coffee mug with this design facing them. Let them know how futile it is to argue with the accountant! This humorous design includes the words "NOTICE. Arguing with the Accountant may be ineffective!"




Not looking for shirts?
These designs are available on a large variety of products, including mugs, water bottles, thermos bottles, and ceramic travel mugs. Gifts with attitude that accountants can actually use around the office!

Be one with the ledger!
Be one with the ledger! Only then will you have truly mastered the accounting trade!
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Rule over the Books!

Accounting t-shirt with the words "Rule over the books!"

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This design might make a great gift for an accounting student or recent graduate.

Be the Spreadsheet!

Accounting t-shirt with the words "Be the Spreadshirt!" View Product Selections

To become a truly great accountant, its not enough to merely be familiar with the spreadshirt. One must become the spreadsheat!

Accountant - Back OFF! Give me some room to work.
Accounting t-shirt design featuring the words "Accountant" and "BACK OFF! Give me some room to work." This great looking design makes a great gift for a hard working accountant.



Show me the numbers!

T-shirt design featuring the words "Show me the numbers!" If you're an accountant who wants to get to the work at hand, without wasting time on trivialities, or small talk, then this shirt is for you.

Simple and to the point.

Accountancy - Just sit down, shut up, and show me the numbers!
Accounting t-shirt design with the words "Accountancy" and "Just sit down, shut up, and show me the numbers!"



Just sit down, shut up, and show me the numbers!
T-shirt design featuring the words "Just sit down, shut up, and show me the numbers!"


Has your team just completed a major project?
Mugs or water bottles, with one of these humorous designs, can be a great way to reward your staff for a job well done!

Ornery? Jaded? Hard to get along with? The following designs can warn others about your personality. The designs are available on t-shirts, mugs, prints, mousepads, and other products.
Prints and stickers can be displayed in your office cubical to give coworkers and clients fair warning of your disposition. They can't say they haven't been warned!




Ornery Accountant Zone
This accounting design includes the following words - Ornery Accountant Zone. A great gift idea for any Ornery Accountant.

The accounting profession can be frustrating. It's ok to be ornery from time to time, but it's always good to warn others.



Jaded Accountant Zone
This accounting design includes the following words - Jaded Accountant Zone. Design looks great on posters, prints, mugs and t-shirts. A great gift idea for any Jaded Accountant.



Beware of The Accountant
Owner assumes no responsibility.
Humorous t-shirt design includes the words "Beware of The Accountant" and "Owner assumes no responsibility". A great gift idea for any Accountant! Available on T-shirts, posters and more.

At tax time, an overworked accountant can by just as dangerous as an angry dog! Protect yourself from possible lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable of your accountant bites a client!



Please, Do Not Feed The Accountants!
Accounting t-shirt design includes the words "NOTICE - For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Accountants!" A great gift idea for any accountant or bookkeeper!

Please, I'm begging you, never get between an overworked accountant and a box of donuts.


These designs are available on a variety of products, including sweatshirts, calendars, mugs, and more.



Need a cheap gift for an accounting student or graduate?
Anyone with a sense of humor would love a gift with one of these designs.

Like to get into mischief around the office? Not the straight arrow your clients and coworkers think you are? Do you have a secret, non-rule compliant, alter ego?

This Accountancy t-shirt features images of several human skulls and the words "Accountancy Pirate".







This is a high-resolution design with a lot of sharp detail. Similar Pirate t-shirt designs are available for other occupations at Wage Slave Gifts.

Do you know an accountant who's been in the business so long that they're starting to fossilize?

This accounting t-shirt design includes an image of a Tyrannosaurus-rex dinosaur skull and the words "Accountancy Old Timer". This design might make a great gift for an accountant's retirement party, or for any accountant who's "been around the block" so to speak.







This sharp looking design, rendered with crisp lettering and with a high resolution image of the dinosaur skull, looks great on just about any product, including t-shirts, mugs, posters, mouse pads, and more!

Design includes the words 'Bean' and 'Counter'.

This sharp looking design references the "Bean Counter" nickname sometimes applied to accountants and bookkeepers. Some might use this phrase in a derogatory manner. Take back the phrase. Proudly proclaim, "Yes, I am a Bean Counter"!

This design mocks the disparity between how an occupation is perceived by outsiders, and the reality as experienced by those in that occupation. This design looks great on mugs and t-shirts. A great gift idea for any accountant who is "Living the Dream!"







The "Live the Dream" design is also available for Auditors, Bankers, and Bookkeepers!

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These accounting clocks are available in three styles. A basic clock, with a black plastic frame, has a diameter of 10 inches. A larger wall clock measures 17 inches in diameter. Finally, a 14 inch diameter clock, with an aluminum body and glass face, is also available. These classy designs fit in well with professional accounting office decor. Select an image below to see all products with that design.





With these clock designs it is possible to look professional and have some fun at the same time!

Need an inexpensive gift for an accounting professional? Not sure what to get? Consider one of the following mouse pads. After all, who doesn't need a mouse pad?

My designs are also available at Zazzle. Like CafePress, Zazzle is a print on demand service. Because Zazzle and CafePress have different product lines and services, I include my designs on both services to better meet the needs of customers.

Zazzle offers several advantages that CafePress does not. For starters, customers can more easily add content to their products. For instance, companies can add their company logo to the back of a shirt that has one of my accounting designs on the front. Or perhaps a mug with the humorous "Beware of the Accountant" design on one side, and their company logo on the back.

Zazzle also offers discounts for bulk purchases. The more you buy, the less you pay. The combination of user customization, with the availability of bulk pricing, is a perfect combo for promotional or motivational products.

View all accounting designs at my Zazzle store.

Please Note: The following images only show one style of mug. On the site, you can select any of several mug styles, including two-tone mugs, steins, travel mugs, and a frosted glass mug.

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