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The Simpsons Humor Collection
The Simpsons are a national icon of animated humor (in my opinion) and allow us to poke fun at ourselves through their satire, social commentary, and just plain silly humor.
Includes favorite Simpsons quotes, videos, and much more.
Simpsons in the Beginning!
The Simpsons family debuted in short animated cartoons on The Tracey Ullman Show before being spun off into their own half-hour series. These shorts, also called "bumpers", aired before and after commercial breaks during the first three seasons of the show.
Vote for Your Favorite Simpson Quote
We all know "Don't have a cow, man!" or the venerable favorite that Homer would exclaim, "Doh!"
Here's some other gems!
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions.
Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blow more...2 points
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts more...1 point
Marge: Homer, the plant called.
They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't both more...1 point
Homer: Here's to alcohol,
the cause of-and solution to-all life's problems.1 point
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
0 points
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
more...0 points
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family
is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the more...0 points
The Voice of Bart Simpson
BART SIMPSONS VOICE IS A LADIE!!!!
They've been around a long time!
2007 marked the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons franchise
Doh! They've Legoized the Simpsons!
Bart's Chalkboard
As seen in the opening sequence
I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instigate revolution
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
Garlic gum is not funny
They are laughing at me, not with me
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not fake my way through life
Tar is not a plaything
I will not Xerox my butt
It's potato, not potatoe
I will not trade pants with others
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not drive the principal's car
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners
It actually looks like this:
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
" " " " " "
" " " " " "
I will not sell land in Florida
Underwear should be worn on the inside
I will not conduct my own fire drills
I will not spin the turtle
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I am not delightfully saucy
Beans are neither fruit nor musical
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
I am not certified to remove asbestos
I am not licensed to do anything
A fire drill does not demand a fire
Fridays are not "pants optional"
Kang and Kodos
The aliens, Kang and Kodos, are named after characters from Star Trek
The Real Simpsons Videos!
The Simpsons - American Idol
The Simpsons Star Wars
Simpsons (Funnies)
Simpsons clip 8 "Spiderpig"
The Simpsons - What's A Gym
Every Simpsons couch
Bart introducing a segment of "Treehouse of Horror IV" in the manner of Rod Serling's Night Gallery
The Suddlety of The Simpsons Humor
Grandpa: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occassions."
Explanation:Cleveland was the only President of the US to serve two non-consecutive terms.
Episode: a Halloween special
Kang [running for President]: Abortions for all! [crowd boos]
Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos]
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]
Episode: 8F09 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Mayor: "Ich bin ein Springfielder." Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts."
Explanation: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" is an allusion to JFK's speech in West Berlin in which he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner" ("I am a Berliner"). A "Berliner," however, is not only someone from Berlin, but also a German word for Jelly Donut.
Episode: 9F22 Cape Fear
When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob: "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The."
Someone in the courtroom then whispers, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
Episode: 2F15 Lisa's Wedding
Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield.
Mrs. Parkfield: Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family in Britain.
Mr. Parkfield: I don't know how we ended up with them.
Lisa:[thinking] Uh oh. Should I laugh? Was that dry British wit, or subtle self-pity?
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does!
The Simpsons Movie Trailer
Simpsons: The Movie
The Simpsons Movie (Widescreen Edition)
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"Lisa the Vegetarian"
Listen carefully to the closing credits for the episode "Lisa the Vegetarian". If played backwards, you'll get a lentil soup recipe read by Paul McCartney, who guest starred on the episode
Homer's Mmmmmms
Mmmm... AppleMmmm... Barbecue
Mmmm... Beer
Mmmm... Beer Nuts
Mmmm... Bowling Fresh
Mmmm... Burger
Mmmm... Business Deal
Mmmm... Candy
Mmmm... Caramel
Mmmm... Chicken
Mmmm... Chocolate
Mmmm... Convenient
Mmmm... Crumbled-up Cookie Things
Mmmm... Cupcakes
Mmmm... Danish
Mmmm... Donuts
Mmmm... Elephant Fresh
Mmmm... Fattening
Mmmm... Fifty Dollar Pretzel
Mmmm... Fish
Mmmm... Foot-long Chili Dog
Mmmm... Forbidden Donut
Mmmm... Free Goo
Mmmm... Grapefruit
Mmmm... Gummi Beer
Mmmm... Ham
Mmmm... Hamburgers
Mmmm... Hippo
Mmmm... Hog Fat
Mmmm... Hors Do-Vers (Hors D'oeuvres)
Mmmm... Hug
Mmmm... Incapacitating
Mmmm... Invisible Cola
Mmmm... The Land Of Chocolate
Mmmm... Loganberry
Mmmm... Marge
Mmmm... Marshmallows
Mmmm... McNuggetts
Mmmm... Me
Mmmm... Mediciney
Mmmm... Memo
Mmmm... Open Faced Club Sandwich
Mmmm... Organized Crime
Mmmm... Ovulicious
Mmmm... Pancakes
Mmmm... Pi
Mmmm... Pie Pants
Mmmm... Pistol Whip
Mmmm... Pointy
Mmmm... Potato Chips
Mmmm... Purple
Mmmm... Recirculated Air
Mmmm... Sacrelicious
Mmmm... Salty
Mmmm... Shrimp
Mmmm... Sixty-four Slices of American Cheese
Mmmm... Slanty
Mmmm... Snouts
Mmmm... Something
Mmmm... Soylent Green
Mmmm... Spaghetti
Mmmm... Split Pea...*gasp*...with ham!
Mmmm... Sprinkles
Mmmm... Strained Peas
Mmmm... Sugar Walls
Mmmm... Turbulent
Mmmm... Unexplained Bacon
Mmmm... Unprocessed Fish Sticks
Mmmm... Urinal Fresh
Mmmm... Various Eggs
The Simpsons show has won!
23 Emmy Awards, 26 Annie Awards and a Peabody Award since its debut
Fun and Cool Simpsons Links
- Simpsonize Me
- Turning the world yellow one Simpson at a time. Turn yourself into a Simpson!
- The Simpsons Personality Test
- Find out which character from The Simpsons you are most like with this personality test!
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons on Fox TV
The Homer Hairstyle
Homer's zig-zag of hair & ear spell out the initials MG for Matt Groening
The Simpsons Video Game Review
This is a very good review of it!
The Simpsons Video Game
The Simpsons Game
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The Simpson Name
The name Simpson means "son of a simpleton", which is the reason it was chosen
Simpsons 300 Trailer
Even the 300 Movie isn't safe from The Simpsons!
Matt Groening
He named the Simpsons members after his own parents and sisters - while Bart was an anagram of the word brat
The Real Life Simpsons!
simpsons live action
Its the simpsons done in realtime. I did not make this video. I simply found it and wanted to show it to people since I thought it was so brilliant.
A Simpsons Vacation
Now's your Chance! Go ride the Simpson's Ride!
Ride the famous Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios!
More information on The Simpsons at Universal Studios
Simpson's Chessboard
D'oh!
Homer's annoyed grunt "D'oh!" has been adopted into the English lexicon. I know I've said it more than once!
What do you love about the Simpsons?
And if you enjoyed the Lens, please add All Things Simpson to your Squidoo favorites by clicking here. I will continue to add more content as I find it.
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krisManuel
I love the Simpsons! 5-stars. I rated your triathlons a 5* too. Posted May 15, 2008 |
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WhippetTalk
Ha Ha! (Nelson style) I adore the Simpsoms. I watch re-runs every night. I just admire the writing and the brilliant humor. I think some thing go right over some people's head. Obscure references. And the opening sequences of every episode is great. What a really cool lens you have here! Posted May 13, 2008 |
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ricky-macleod
we love simpsons in uk aswell Posted May 13, 2008 |
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jembie
The Simpsons reign in our house. Posted May 11, 2008 |
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Winter52
My daughter absolutely loves this show and has been watching it from day one. I must tell her about your lens, she will get a kick out of the original look of the characters. Have to admit, I did love their movie. I'm not big on cartoons, but that held my attention right to the end. I'm here because of your squidcast btw :) Keep them coming. :) Posted May 10, 2008 |
