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Angry Video Game Nerd or AVGN or The Nerd AKA is the name of a series of retro video games reviews by James D.Rolfe

If your like me and have a childist humor then you will love them. He reviews the retro games we used to play and hated, generally being 8-bit movie based games, WARNING He uses very strong language to display his disatisaction for these games.

The series started on YouTube then joined ScrewAttack Entertainment now he is with GameTrailers exclusively.

He is an ill-tempered and foul-mouthed fanatic, as an example the title song includes the lyrics "he'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear" than play some of the games he reviews.

Heres his review of The Karate Kid

This game... is ass!
Well. Lemme me honest with ya about this one. Hoo, boy. I hate this game. I mean, it makes me wanna kill myself. Now, the only comforting thing to know is that everybody seems to share my frustration.

Karate Kid is a game that has haunted many of our childhoods. I mean everybody has the same story: "I loved the movie, so I got the Nintendo game, and I couldn't stand it, yet I had to keep on playing it, because I had to beat it." So, what is it about this game, that's drawn so many unfortunate kids to turn into bitter adults, reminiscing on their angry childhood, screaming at the TV, throwing the controllers? I mean, anybody who has beaten this incredibly hard piece of shit will not have any sense of satisfaction but rather regrets, because it is a complete waste of fucking time! I mean, it's like coming out of a brutal fight, being the winner, but achieving nothing for all your troubles but some bloody bruises and broken bones! It's just not worth it.

I mean, I guess they decided since the game's only four levels long, it'd better be the hardest four levels ever. Well, how 'bout this? How 'bout if I made a game where there's just this one cliff you have to jump over, and it's, like, nearly impossible, but if ya do it, ya win the game and that's it. I mean... what the hell were they thinkin' with this piece of shit? What the hell?

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