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From the lens My Amazon Anti-Wish List.

What is on your Anti-Wish List?

  • vallain Mar 27, 2012 @ 9:35 pm | delete
    I guess someone must buy this stuff. Not me though. I don't like to throw around my hard-earned money.
  • Starving_Artist Dec 31, 2011 @ 5:38 am | delete
    Love it!
  • KimGiancaterino Dec 28, 2011 @ 6:34 pm | delete
    So funny -- you definitely had me laughing out loud with your remarks. Especially the one about climbing into your car trunk. I think the hot sauce/garden spray is supposed to repel raccoons. Ours are smarter than the average raccoon, so I won't waste my money trying it.
  • ZodiacImmortal Dec 21, 2011 @ 6:18 pm | delete
    Great lens! Had a nice laugh at the retorts about the gifts etc. can also be called What NOT to give someone (tho I do LOVE the Knife holder... for a variety of reasons. adding to a future lens (winter holidays)
  • Pukeko Feb 24, 2011 @ 1:47 am | delete
    LOL - what fun. Clever idea. While I share you sentiment on most of these items, we did own two of the three kids books (and liked them). Blessed by the humor angel, please add a link to my humor angel lens.
  • Glenn619 Feb 14, 2011 @ 1:57 am | delete
    hahahha really nice punches through your comments. good job
  • Janiece Feb 10, 2011 @ 8:50 pm | delete
    I am laughing so hard!! Your comments were what made the lens!
  • mollywog Oct 2, 2010 @ 10:46 pm | delete
    Bwahahahahahahahaha! Thank you for the laugh.
  • ChapelHillFiddler Sep 29, 2010 @ 3:48 pm | delete
    Hah! Blessed.
  • LKW31 Jun 24, 2010 @ 1:45 pm | delete
    This is hilarious! There really is some toot on Amazon isn't there!
  • kajohu Jun 11, 2010 @ 6:46 am | delete
    My mom is into owl pellets -- no kidding :-) But the nature center volunteers manage to find their own somehow.....
    And a yodeling pickle??
    How did you find all of these amazing remarkable items?? This was a great way to start my day off right!
  • nickupton Jun 4, 2010 @ 5:29 am | delete
    This is brilliant. I am not sure I have read a lens that has made me laugh out loud before. I was going to order the Dr Frankenfurter Rubber Dick for my sister but it is sold out!

    I have had a Birds of Prey puke book for over 30 years now, so I don't need the owl one.
  • KimGiancaterino Dec 28, 2011 @ 6:35 pm | delete
    Rubber what??????
  • lakern26 Feb 4, 2010 @ 11:13 am | delete
    This was hilarious! Great list - thanks for the laughs!
  • Oosquid Sep 10, 2009 @ 2:09 pm | delete
    Aww c'mon, everyone loves Owl Puke!

    Brilliant lens, 5 stars.
  • lemonsqueezy Sep 10, 2009 @ 9:29 am | delete
    Very hilarious. However, the book... Everyone Poops... is great for potty training kids. We have it. It's fabulous... actually! 5* and thanks for the laugh.
  • JenOfChicago Sep 9, 2009 @ 12:50 pm | delete
    Ha! very funny stuff
  • spirituality Jan 3, 2009 @ 9:37 am | delete
    :) and more :) funny ;)
  • AllHorses Nov 24, 2008 @ 12:46 pm | delete
    Absolutely fabulous!! Can't give it any more than 5 stars, but would like to! :)
  • Mortira Nov 19, 2008 @ 2:24 pm | delete
    Hilarious! So very well done - I just loved your humor. Although I would have Zombie Survival Guide on my wish list. It's actually a really funny book, and informative if you're the kind of person that worries about an outbreak of zombies. It could happen. 5 very big stars and a lensroll!
  • YourCover_Mama Nov 18, 2008 @ 12:56 pm | delete
    hahahahaha....oh boy. Great stuff! 5*
  • JessicaOffSetMedia Nov 18, 2008 @ 12:34 pm | delete
    Thats just awesome how much of this crap is actually out there! Just one question....what words did you type in to get these? Holy Crap! 5stars definitely!!! :o)
  • Spook Nov 18, 2008 @ 8:31 am | delete
    Never ever would it have occurred to me to buy my kids a book on whoopsie poopsies.
  • tandemonimom Aug 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm | delete
    THANK YOU for putting "Everybody Poops" and "The Gas We Pass" on your anti-wish list. They are definitely on mine! I have four kids so I see these books a LOT and in 13 years of parenting I have managed to avoid reading them to my kids. Thanks for a fun list! 5 stars and lensrolled to Battle Hymn of the Toilet.
  • SilvaraWilde Jun 17, 2008 @ 4:23 am | delete
    This is great! I've often wondered why people came up with these things on Amazon. Have you seen the Worlds Largest Book about the Smallest Country? (otherwise known as "Bhutan: A Visual Odyssey Across the Last Himalayan Kingdom") It's 5' tall by 7' wide, takes months to be made, and costs more than that land-tank you say you don't want!
  • BFuniv.com May 23, 2008 @ 7:45 pm | delete
    You've put me off online shopping for at least a week. Maybe eating too. Ah, a new lens -- "the anti-wish list diet.
  • May 17, 2008 @ 4:26 pm | delete
    This is hysterical, I love it! I may have to go start my own list because, well, I simply cannot understand how anyone would NOT want the, oh, let me see, well, um, the Rocky Horror Picture Show Dr. Frank N Furter rubber duckie...?

    Well done, very funny!
  • Marelisa Apr 27, 2008 @ 9:22 am | delete
    Do you know what's even scarier? It might be men in crotchless panties cruising around in tanks.
  • kab Apr 26, 2008 @ 4:26 pm | delete
    Marelisa - I have checked it out, and after much deliberation, I have decided that I do NOT want the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. It just looks like it may rust faster than I would like. My biggest confusion is the "Customers who bought this also bought..." Do you think there are a bunch of women in crotchless panties cruising around in tanks?
  • Margaret_Schaut Apr 26, 2008 @ 4:10 pm | delete
    Best laugh I've had in a while! Thanks! Favorite, fiver... all that!
  • Marelisa Apr 25, 2008 @ 3:20 pm | delete
    Oh, by the way, you missed the "JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank", a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank which can transport a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch. It sells for a cool $19,999.95. Or maybe you do want one of those?
  • Marelisa Apr 24, 2008 @ 4:29 pm | delete
    It's amazing what people will come up with to sell, and even more amazing that there's people who will actually buy it. This lens reminds me of the TV show "American Inventor". Even though the people who make it through to the end have great inventions, in the beginning you see the most unbelievable "inventions". I love this lens!
  • SusanVillasLewis Apr 11, 2008 @ 11:52 am | delete
    So the singing bass fish and the dancing Santa with the light-up nose are OK? Whew! Thought I was going to have to go tackle a UPS driver.
  • bookcat Feb 13, 2008 @ 12:57 pm | delete
    Love the concept! However, Everybody Poops is a treasured childhood memory of mine.
  • GypsyPirate Aug 21, 2007 @ 10:28 pm | delete
    LMAO!! Okay, I totally agree and I don't want the fetal pig coloring book or a kangaroo scrotum anything. But -- the Frank N. Furter rubber duckie? Come one, that one is kind of cool! (I wish they still showed that around here they way they used to) Great lens here, thanks for sharing!!

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