Bathroom Reader's Digest

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The perfect reading material for the bathroom!  When Mother Nature hits, you need to have something to keep you occupied.  Find something to read here.  Whether it's a quickie or you're brewing a big one...you'll find something to hold your interest while you do your business here. 

Remember, you can't argue with the body.  When it says it is time to go, it's time to go. 

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Where To Find Great Bathroom Reading Material

Grantland
Follow the Sports Guy Bill Simmons and his starting rotation of established and up-and-coming writers on Grantland.com, a site that fully explores sports and pop culture with engaging stories inspired by the majestic sports writing of the great Grantland Rice.
How Stuff Works
Find out how anything and everything works, from the TV Remote to the Death Star.

Make sure to click on the "Printable Version" at the top of the page before you head to the Can...
Wikipedia Random Article
In a rush? Have Wikipedia to all the work of finding you something to read. It's usually interesting. And, if you find a problem with what you just read, you can contribute to it.
Fark.com
Talk about random...Fark has some of the most random things found on the Internet. From images to actual News Stories to hoaxes to the Unbelievable to the Outright Disgusting. You get it all with Fark!
Barstool Sports
It's not really a sports site. It's not really a celebrity or pop culture site. It's not really a smut site. So what the hell is it? It's funny...that's what it is. And, it's a great way to pass the time while in the can. Check it out...

Sports and a dump...a marriage made in heaven...

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Do your best thinking while in the Crapper? Me too...

Stay up to date on the world's events with CNN

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Great Stuff on Amazon

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YouTube Videos to help pass the time

GEEK ON NERD ACTION - Felicia Day and Geek & Sundry - All Star Bowling
by Nerdist | video info

1,681 ratings | 54,322 views
automatically generated by YouTube

More News, from the New York Times

For you intellectuals out there...

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Music News from Rolling Stone

Make some sweet music in the Can while reading about your favorite artists...

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It's fun, it's fake...it'll pass the time...

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You've got some time. Let Howcast teach you a little something

How To Bring a Chosen Card To the Top Of the Deck
by vinzfeller | video info
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automatically generated by Howcast

Even geeks get a visit from Mother Nature every now and then...

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Great Stuff on eBay

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Give your brain a workout while your O-ring gets its' excercise...

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Fun stuff for a fun place...

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  • lance-manion May 22, 2012 @ 3:19 pm | delete
    Might I suggest the bathroom is a great place for humor? I would not only suggest my new book Merciful Flush but any number of others from George Carlin, Dennis Miller and PJ O'Rourke.
    If you can't laugh on the toilet where can you?
  • Sarata Mar 3, 2012 @ 6:06 am | delete
    Great tips here, thanks!
  • DallasNicole Jan 31, 2011 @ 7:41 am | delete
    LOL! This is really funny.. But needed! Lens Blessed!
  • Apr 1, 2010 @ 12:51 pm | delete
    This lens is awesome. I love it. I am going to tell my editors on my Thai News website to write something about this lens and probably feature it.

    I will comment here again once we do.

    Great Work
  • car3less Oct 26, 2006 @ 3:39 am | delete
    Hi
    I just made a new group for humor lenses. If you'd like you can add your lens at the following address:
    http://www.squidoo.com/group/create_lens/agoodlaugh/4b58cec0b0fcf0bf21bd18e59a38d740

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