The perfect reading material for the bathroom! When Mother Nature hits, you need to have something to keep you occupied. Find something to read here. Whether it's a quickie or you're brewing a big one...you'll find something to hold your interest while you do your business here.
Remember, you can't argue with the body. When it says it is time to go, it's time to go.
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- The Sports Guy
- ESPN.com Page 2's The Sports Guy. Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine and his Sports Guy's World site is updated every day Monday through Friday.
He's one of the few people that can make me laugh out loud while I do my business... - How Stuff Works
- Find out how anything and everything works, from the TV Remote to the Death Star.
Make sure to click on the "Printable Version" at the top of the page before you head to the Can... - Wikipedia Random Article
- In a rush? Have Wikipedia to all the work of finding you something to read. It's usually interesting. And, if you find a problem with what you just read, you can contribute to it.
- Fark.com
- Talk about random...Fark has some of the most random things found on the Internet. From images to actual News Stories to hoaxes to the Unbelievable to the Outright Disgusting. You get it all with Fark!
- Arriviste Press
- Interesting articles from some of the top up-and-coming writers on pop culture, movies, alternative music, relationship advice, satire, fiction, journalism, and more!
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- What it means to be black in America
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Make some sweet music in the Can while reading about your favorite artists...
It's fun, it's fake...it'll pass the time...
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- How to Look Good on TV
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- Looking for a Sign?: Scientifically (In)accurate Horoscopes [Scientific American Magazine]
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- Mystery of Why Northern Lights "Dance" May Be Solved [News]
- People have long marveled at the majestic and mysterious northern lights that light up the skies ove...
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- McCain Campaign Finally Launches Basic Online Outreach Strategy
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