Best Lines from Napoleon Dynamite: My lips hurt real bad!

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Napoleon Dynamite

The surprise hit of 2004.  You either love this movie or hate it.  If you love it, you love the quirkiness and the absurdity of the everyday.  If you love it, you are also probably hard pressed to come up with a list of the best lines from the movie.  There are just so many gems.  I have done my best to highlight some of the parts that made me laugh - hope you enjoy them!  Don't forget to take the poll and vote for YOUR favorite lines!

The Trailer 

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It's a Liger 

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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Trivia 

  • Every dish shown during the opening credits is eaten by a character later in the movie. The dishes presented in the opening credits were the work of the three people who present them.
  • The scene of the farmer shooting the cow in front of the school bus full of children is a true anecdote from the director's childhood.
  • Jon Gries (Uncle Rico) was asked to do many scenes in which he was eating steak. Gries, who is a vegetarian, would chew the steak and later spit it out. In fact, there is one scene, in which you can see Gries spitting the chewed meat into his hand.
  • Due to the film's surprise success at festivals and at the major city box offices, Fox Searchlight is going to re-release the film with nationwide distribution and add a 5 minute epilogue at the end of the film. This epilogue, which was filmed after the initial theatrical run, apparently features a surprise "wedding scene". And cost about half of what the entire feature cost to make.
  • Features one of the longest credited cast lists in movie history; all 181 student extras' names are listed in the closing credits.
  • The "liger" is a real animal, created when a male lion mates with a female tiger
  • Jon Heder's big dance scene was the last scene scheduled and they ran out of film while shooting it. The sequence was edited together from less than 10 minutes of him dancing.
  • Jon Heder drew all of the "drawings" in the movie except the unicorn.
  • Jon Heder was paid $1,000 to play Napoleon Dynamite. The movie grossed over $40,000,000 in the United States.

Don't be Jealous 

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Tell us about YOUR Favorite Napoleon Dynamite Quote 

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    TheMoissaniteLady TheMoissaniteLady Jan 23, 2007 @ 9:59 am
    The first time we watched this movie with our kids, I hated it. But what struck me was, that AFTER you watched it and hear your kids saying lines from it, it became funnier and funnier. Now I watch it and laugh, and I certainly did not expect that to happen while watching it the first time!

The People's Guide to Napoleon Dynamite Quotes 

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Tina, Come Get Some Ham! 

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What's YOUR Favorite Line 

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My Lips Hurt Real Bad 

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!

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Napoleon, give me some of your tots 

Mmm, pocket tots!

Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

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The Dance Scene 

Ok, not a quote, but AWESOME!

No words are needed, just some awesome tunes, moonboots, and a some dance moves. He has skills!

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I Love Technology 

The Wedding Song

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

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