Bootylicious!
So you have a big booty. You walk down the street and men's heads sway with the movement of your badunkadunk. Maybe you cause massive car pile ups when crossing a busy intersection. You're Southwest Philadelphia's, Bronx New York's, Homewood Chicago's answer to Hollywood's JLo and Beyonce booties. You love it.. the only thing you hate is finding something to wear on that show stopper you call a behind! Here are a few tips on how to fashionably accentuate your rear view. Come on ladies..Dazzle them with your Donkey!
New Table of Contents
- It's ok to cover it ALL up
- What lurks beneath your clothing... it should be UNDERWEAR!
- Flattering Jeans and Pants
- Sheath Dress- Ahh classic booty beauty
- Short Jackets- Why you SHOULD wear them!
- You get an A! A-line Skirt That Is!!
- LEARN TO LOVE YOUR BODY!
- Underwear on Amazon!
- Short Jackets!
- Great Stuff on Amazon
- Skirts and Dresses to fit your booty! Go Amazon!
- Great Stuff on CafePress
- Look good and spend less! Ebay style!
- Netflix Movies for the well endowed booty
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It's ok to cover it ALL up
Gone are the days of squished booty cheeks jumping out of the back of strained, darn near splitting, low rider jeans... THANK GOD! OK.. maybe those days aren't gone but they should be! Sexy derriere does not have to mean literally baring your ass..ets. Quite frankly, more is actually.. more! What lurks beneath your clothing... it should be UNDERWEAR!
If you have a few lumps and bumps on your booty and things aren't as rock solid smooth as they used to be. Never fear,get yourself a body shaper! Grab the kind that holds your booty in but it also MUST create the illusion of smoothness. Go for the seamless fabrics. Avoid the shapers that stop at mid thigh! Those things make it look like you have bubble legs! The longer ones are better! Now if only they came in nude.. so I can trick my man into thinking I'm this smooth all the time..HMMMM..
Flattering Jeans and Pants
Ask yourself.. Is there anymore room in your jeans?
Everyone loves the tight fit nowadays. I can't lie I love the snug feel. For some reason it makes me feel smaller.. go figure. Booty hugging fitted jeans can be flattering, depending on the cut. Flare (not baggy) jeans which aren't tightly fitted on the thigh area right under your booty can give the illusion of a smaller bum. If you want to make your booty go POW! without looking disproportioned, go for the boot cut look. They balance out the round, span of the badunkadunk. Coupled with a pair of shoe boots with heels and a nice top that compliments your waist... yeah girl you're on FIRE now!! 
Sheath Dress- Ahh classic booty beauty
Short Jackets- Why you SHOULD wear them!
1. They accentuate your natural curves.
2. They do not cover your booty making you look box
shaped.
3. The bottom of the jacket playfully dances right
above your booty. As if that area needed any more
attention!
You get an A! A-line Skirt That Is!!
Fits to your body shape but doesn't cling to all the wrong areas. A-line skirts can balance out the span of your derriere. Coupled with flattering fitted tops you'll be able to accentuate your curves without looking like you're a sausage bursting out of its casing! "WHAT NOT TO WEAR!
Trapeze Dresses
pleated skirts
Skinny Jeans
Butt covering Shirts"
LEARN TO LOVE YOUR BODY!
It's a known fact, curvy things are exciting! Roller coasters, winding bike trails, umm.. lava lamps! Having shapely curves can add to your feminine allure. Sure it might be hard to buy a two piece suit or to keep that gap at the top of your jeans.. (ya know the one right over you booty..) at bay. Nonetheless your curves are a part of you. Some people always feel the grass is greener on the other side... why not take time out to enjoy your own lush, voluptuous, green pastures!
Underwear on Amazon!
Flexees Women's Instant Slimmer Firm Control Long Leg Panty #16855
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008) 
Flexees Women's One Fabulous Body Everyday Control Pant Liner #77321
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Spanx Slim Cognito shaping mid-thigh bodysuit
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Spanx With a Secret Slimming Liner Cropped Length
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Short Jackets!
Ladies Waist Length Black Zipper Jacket
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Cinched-Waist Linen Blazer
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Wool-blend military jacket
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Great Stuff on Amazon
Not Your Daughter's Jeans Tummy Tuck Women's 5 Pocket Bootcut Jean
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Seven7 Jeans Women's Plus Flare Jean
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Shape fx Push-up boot-cut jeans|
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Skirts and Dresses to fit your booty! Go Amazon!
Women's Buckle Tab Waist Stretch Skirt
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Women's Knee Length A-Line Elastic Waist Skirt
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
A-line sweater dress
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Sheath Dress
Amazon Price: (as of 11/21/2008)
Great Stuff on CafePress
Bad Pirate Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Price: 25.49
Bootylicious Blonde Women's Tank Top
Price: 20.99
Bootylicious Women's Tank Top
Price: 17.99
Look good and spend less! Ebay style!
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Netflix Movies for the well endowed booty
To keep your booty in tip top shape!
- 001- Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease
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A one-two punch that's a real knockout. This packed disc features more than 40 of the best knockouts...- 004- Carmen Electra's Fit to Strip
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