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My Bio - The Quick Version:

My name is Wendy C. Allen a.k.a. EelKat. I am an author, artist, fashion designer, doll maker, rooster and feral cat rescuer, Squidoo addict, alien contactee, 5 time NaNoWriMo winner, CosPlayer, Steampunk life actor, huge Sesshomaru fan, vegetarian animal rights activist, and the very first original outspoken Proctor and Gamble Boycotter, who lives on a farm in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. You can get updates about my latest Squidoo activities at EelKat on Squidoo on Facebook.

My Bio - The Long Version:


I am Wendy C Allen, Artist, Author, Doll Maker, and Independent Avon Sales Representative.
I love Eels. I love Bobcat. I am a Giant Squid and a retired Squid Angel.
I am an author and artist who rescues animals & raises Ranchus.
View my page on I Believe.
Are you on FaceBook? Become a fan.
You can find out more about me and my life here: About Me & On Being Homeless
I believe in Faeries, Phookas & Faith Not Religion.
I was a witness to a UFO sighting in Maine.
I am a CosPlayer.
My favorite actor is Vincent Price.
I love reading and writing and spending time with nature.
My favorite author is Keith Laumer and his best book is Retief & the Warlords.
Thanks for visiting my lens.



If I were a month, I would be August.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday the 13th.
If I were a time of day, I would be twilight.
If I were a planet, I would be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a giant moray eel.
If I were a direction, I would be East.
If I were a historical figure, I would be ______ ?
If I were a liquid, I would be Moxie.
If I were a bird I would be a turkey vulture.
If I were a cat I would be black.
If I were a dog I would be a Cocker Spaniel.
If I were a tree, I would be a great white pine.
If I were a tool, I would be _______ ?
If I were a flower, I would be a blue flag.
If I were a type of weather, I would be a warm spring day.
If I were an animal, I would be a bobcat.
If I were a season I would be Autumn.
If I were a holiday I would be Halloween.
If I were a color, I would be orange.
If I were an emotion, I would be love.
If I were a sound, I would be laughter.
If I were an element, I would be the water.
If I were a car, I would be a Cadillac.
If I were a food, I would be macaroni and cheese.
If I were a place, I would be Otter Cove.
If I were a body of water I would be the North Atlantic Ocean.
If I were a song I would be "Come Hell or High Water" by Poison.
If I were a book I would be Jane Eyre.
If I were a gemstone I would be a pigeon blood star.
If I were a metal I would be platinum.
If I were a word, I would be unforgettable.
My favorite color is orange.
My second favorite color is blue.
I also like pink.
My favorite city is Old Orchard Beach.
My favorite place to walk is The Ross Forest.
My favorite view is the rocky coast of Maine.
My favorite Disney character is Scrooge McDuck.
My favorite super hero is Darkwing Duck.
My favorite Disney villain is NegaDuck.
My second favorite Disney villain is SteeleBeak.
My favorite super villain is the Joker.
My favorite Disney non-duck character is Tiger.
My favorite trees are white pines.
My favorite flowers are purple iris & blue roses.
My favorite animals are eels & bobcat & roosters & ranchu.
My favorite flavor ice cream is French Vanilla.
My favorite dogs are Cocker Spaniels.
My favorite singer is Serj Tankian.
My favorite musician is Liberace`.
My favorite guitarist is C*C*DeVille.
My favorite food is veggie & rice stir fry.
My favorite pizza is black olive, mushroom, spinach, cheese, dill pickle, & lima bean, with no sauce.
My favorite fruit is grapes.
My favorite place to shop online is Kyoto Antiques.
My favorite non-fiction book is The Self-Publishing Manual by Dan Poynter.
My favorite book is Retief and the Warlords.
My favorite series of books is The Retief Series by Keith Laumer.
























Like my art? Want to know the story behind the artist?
Have you ever wondered what the world looks like to someone with Autism?
Be sure to read my book:
For Fear of Little Men
The Autobiography of an Autistic Alien-Abductee Homeless Woman From Maine

Cover art and book by Maine artist & author Wendy C. Allen

In 1979 a pair of children saw what they described as a white monkey sitting in a tree, in the cold far north woods of Mane. A talking monkey, whom adults were unable to see. Adults were quick to dismiss the sighting as overactive imaginations, but when more sightings followed the adults started to pay attention.

Over the next several years strange events lead to adults accusing the Autistic girl of being a demon possessed witch and a poltergeist. By the time she was twelve years old, church leaders had taken to threats of excommunication.

As the silent child grew to a young woman, fear gave way to religious hysteria when church members took to acts of violence and terror, resulting in the deaths of countless pets, and the destruction of property, reaching it's climax when the young woman's home was burnt to the ground, leaving her homeless and faced with living life on the streets.

You are about to take a look at the world as seen through the eyes of an Autistic girl - a world where faeries walk along side the rest of us - and how local religious hysteria came down around her when adults translated her faerie contact as demon possession.

Today the homeless woman known to the world simply as EelKat the Crazy Cat Woman of Maine has agreed to be interviewed and tell her horrendous tale of anguish, violence, alien abduction, homelessness, living with Autism, and terrorism at the hands of religious leaders all because of their . . .

Fear of Little Men

The book can be purchased, by clicking on the link below:







Photography, Art, and Designs by Maine artist and photographer Wendy C Allen aka EelKat © 1978 - Present

The postage stamp choices below represent some of the different designs and themes created EelKat for Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts A Twighlight Manor Company.

Please Click Each Stamp Below To View It In A Larger Size

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Celebrate our 6 year anniversary with us! (Selling art on Zazzle since 2004!)

This is the sister gallery to The Pidgie Fund, both of which are owned by The Twighlight Manor Press.

Other galleries I run include: The Rabbit Hole, EK's Dog T's, The Talking Car, and Old Orchard Beach, Maine Photography.

My mom and 3 brothers each have their own Zazzle Galleries, so be sure to check out their work as well @
Tiddledeewinks
FlashAllen
The Juiceman
Johnny 5 Allen

Hey, you know what? I sell Avon! I'm an Independent Avon eRepresentative and that means you can buy Avon from me, 24 hours a day, from your computer, from anyplace in the world, and Avon will ship it to you.

EelKat's Pages

• Publishing Methods
• Lord Sesshomaru Costume
• Dragons
• Creating Character Profiles
• How to Start a Publishing Company
• Creating a Fantasy Realm
• Birthday Parties: Faeries
• On Being Homeless in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
• Mermaids & Sirens
• Things Women DO NOT Like About Men

See all of EelKat's pages