Blonde Jokes Are Still Funny (Even though there are many blondes smarter than me:)
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Blondes Are Smart but Blonde Jokes are Still Funny.
Blonde jokes are just really funny. And it isn't like we don't respect blondes. We do. Look how smart many of the blonde lensmasters are here at Squidoo? Need I say more? (Dare I say more?)
Blonde jokes are about hair color and are more generally accepted by society than racist jokes, for obvious reasons. Truth is, blondes are endowed with beautiful hair and most of the rest of us have been jealous of this fate of nature at one time or another. Come on, fess up. You know you have been jealous of a blonde at one time or another! Here is a great article (read both pages) about blonde jokes: Enjoy this article about blonde jokes.
For you spelling fanatics, an alternative spelling for "blonde" is "blond".
The picture for this lens is a young Stephanie Lynn Nicks, my blonde heroine.
Okay, here's my joke:
Well I borrowed it and give copyright credit and link below.
There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is starting to get freaked out now. "Lord? Is that you?" she asks. In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"
Funny Games Biz Jokes
Other things in life that make me laugh
Knock Knock
Who's There
Bernie
Bernie Who?
Bernie Made off with all your money
(Real Ponzi King Bernie Madoff)
Knock knock
Who's There
Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Who?
Dumb Blonde Guy
(You blonde guys didn't think I would let you off the hook did you?)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
June Bug
June Bug Who?
June Bug You. Knock you down.
(Point of interest. June bugs throw themselves at people like little bowling balls. They aren't big enough to really knock anyone down, but they can slam you.)
Do you all like blonde jokes? Come on, you know you do. Have your say
If you don't like them here is where you can make your stand. Booo.
I think blonde jokes are just good fun. We know blondes have the upper hand. They can act smart or not so smart and they have won our hearts. They usually are really smart, so they can handle a good bit of fun.
Do you like Blonde jokes?
Yes they are harmless fun!
kendyl says:
ineed funny blonde jokes....like... how do u get a blonde confused?...put her in a circle and tell her to go find a corner.....lol
Selina says:
ahaha these are Hilarious! AND I AM BLONDE! :D
HenkDevos says:
I love blonde jokes and even wrote a whole book about them! I know that blondes don't like them so much. Because they don't understand them. If you want, you can contact me and I will send you a copy of my book.
Barryfromtexas says:
Yes and I even have a lens about my favorite blonde joke!
Barryfromtexas says:
Funny!
No, I am bleached blond and they hurt my feelings!
Joke books on Amazon
Blonde Jokes from Google Blog Search
- Time cover: What's it trying to do?
- The cover photo of Jamie Lynne Grumet, a slender California blonde, gazing at the camera nearly expressionless with her preschool-aged son perched at her bosom rocketed through social media circles on Thursday, with screeds, pleas and jokes in tow.
- Holly Madison's resume mushrooms
- Blonde bombshell jokes were flying around Wednesday's luncheon at the Las Vegas Convention Center for the dual unveiling of the new Miss Atomic Bomb and a bronze sculpture of the iconic photograph taken in 1957. The "Peepshow" star, who left Hugh ...
- Blonde or Brown? And, Just Sayin' . . .
- If you guessed blondes have more fun, you are partially correct. But it's really about not being able to escape the fact that I am a blonde, through and through ? and maybe I'll become an advocate for blondes speaking out against ?dumb blonde? jokes.
- Dolly Parton Jokes: Funny Words of Wisdom From the 'Dolly-Lama'
- Why shouldn't I be happy? I have everything I ever wanted and more. Maybe I am simpleminded. Maybe that's the key: simple." 2. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde." 1.
A good blog for some funny ha-has
Please share a blonde joke or three here. G rated please!!!
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Delta_blonde
Jan 17, 2010 @ 2:02 am | delete
- Can't remember where I heard this one, but it still cracks me up ....
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador.
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shawner
Jun 17, 2009 @ 11:11 am | delete
- hahahahaha goodstuff. 5 stars. Feel free to come and visit/rate one of my lenses, thanks.
http://www.squidoo.com/Chuck-Norris-Jokes-funny
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bgamall Dec 1, 2008 @ 10:31 am | delete
- I will start the ball rolling. Two blonds walked into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it! LOLOLOL.
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My Wife Sent Me This Joke from Work
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE!
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Marilyn Monroe - Biography
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Brown hair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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My Favorite Brunette (1947)
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