Blonde Jokes Are Still Funny (Even though there are many blondes smarter than me:)

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Blondes Are Smart but Blonde Jokes are Still Funny.


Blonde jokes are just really funny. And it isn't like we don't respect blondes. We do. Look how smart many of the blonde lensmasters are here at Squidoo? Need I say more? (Dare I say more?)

Blonde jokes are about hair color and are more generally accepted by society than racist jokes, for obvious reasons. Truth is, blondes are endowed with beautiful hair and most of the rest of us have been jealous of this fate of nature at one time or another. Come on, fess up. You know you have been jealous of a blonde at one time or another! Here is a great article (read both pages) about blonde jokes: Enjoy this article about blonde jokes.



For you spelling fanatics, an alternative spelling for "blonde" is "blond".

The picture for this lens is a young Stephanie Lynn Nicks, my blonde heroine.

Okay, here's my joke: 

Well I borrowed it and give copyright credit and link below.

Before I share the joke, you can see here that a blonde was perhaps the best female songwriter ever (smart), and Queen of Rock and Roll per Rolling Stone Magazine: The one and only Stevie Nicks.

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There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to another area, cutting a hole, and beginning to fish again. Again she hears the booming voice. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is starting to get freaked out now. "Lord? Is that you?" she asks. In reply she hears, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

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Other things in life that make me laugh 

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Knock Knock

Who's There

Bernie

Bernie Who?

Bernie Made off with all your money

(Real Ponzi King Bernie Madoff)

Knock knock

Who's There

Dumb Blonde

Dumb Blonde Who?

Dumb Blonde Guy

(You blonde guys didn't think I would let you off the hook did you?)

Knock Knock

Who's There?

June Bug

June Bug Who?

June Bug You. Knock you down.

(Point of interest. June bugs throw themselves at people like little bowling balls. They aren't big enough to really knock anyone down, but they can slam you.)

Do you all like blonde jokes? Come on, you know you do. Have your say 

If you don't like them here is where you can make your stand. Booo.

I think blonde jokes are just good fun. We know blondes have the upper hand. They can act smart or not so smart and they have won our hearts. They usually are really smart, so they can handle a good bit of fun.

Do you like Blonde jokes?

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Yes they are harmless fun!

dadodio says:

Do you know what they call it when a Blonde dies her hair dark?
artificial inteligence

Posted August 16, 2009

lynnasafriend says:

My sister is blond and she tells blond jokes, shes quite brilliant and extremely good-hearted and amazingly smart.

Posted December 28, 2008

sandyspider says:

They say that blonds have more fun! So we have to do something at their expense.

Posted December 16, 2008

sandyspider says:

They say blonds have more fun! So we have to do something at their expense.

Posted December 16, 2008

bgamall says:

They are harmless fun. We are all jealous of blonds.

Posted December 01, 2008

No, I am bleached blond and they hurt my feelings!

 

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Blonde Jokes from Google Blog Search 

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A good blog for some funny ha-has 

Funny Blonde Jokes blog. This one has some really cool jokes.

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Please share a blonde joke or three here. G rated please!!! 

Lensmaster

shawner wrote...

hahahahaha goodstuff. 5 stars. Feel free to come and visit/rate one of my lenses, thanks.

http://www.squidoo.com/Chuck-Norris-Jokes-funny

ReplyPosted June 17, 2009

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bgamall wrote...

I will start the ball rolling. Two blonds walked into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it! LOLOLOL.

ReplyPosted December 01, 2008

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Pregnant Turkey

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep......... ......... SHE'S BLONDE!

The History of Dumb Blonde Jokes from Wikipedia 

The dumb blonde is a popular-culture derogatory stereotype

applied to blonde-haired women. The archetypical "dumb blonde", while viewed as attractive and popular, has been portrayed as lacking in both common street-sense and academic intelligence, often to a comedic level. The dumb blonde stereotype is used in blonde jokes.

This stereotype (and the associated cognitive bias) may have some negative consequences and it can also damage a blonde person's career prospects.

The film Legally Blonde starring Reese Witherspoon featured the stereotype as a centerpiece of its plot, although the protagonist turns out to be intelligent enough to graduate from Harvard Law School.

Country music legend Dolly Parton, aware of this occasional characterization of her, addressed it in her 1967 hit Dumb Blonde (though Partons lyrics challenged the stereotype, stating "...just because I'm blonde, don't think I'm dumb 'cause this dumb blond ain't nobody's fool..."). Also, saying she was not offended by "all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. I'm also not blond."Karen Thomas. Shes having a blonde moment''. October 27, 2003. USA Today.

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In Case You Doubt My Respect for Blondes, Just Click the Link Below! 

Great later version. 1981 version taken from us due to third party copyright constriction :(

Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen - 1981

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