Brian Domonic Muir, or Whatever Happened to the Guy Who Wrote "Critters?"
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Muir: "Don't Just Sit There, Write!"
Brian Muir and Me
Or, Who the Heck is Writing This Page?
All Right, So What's He Done Since?
That's easy. According to IMDB he worked on several Jet Li projects and two Garfield animated feature-length films (by the way, he is not the Brian Muir who sculpted the Darth Vader helmet). To pay the rent, he also cranked out scripts for an indie horror director under a pseudonym. In all, he penned or co-wrote under his own name probably over 30 scripts, all seeking the right folks to put them on the big screen. In script format he wrote about bounty-hunting Santa's elves, cowboys and spacemen and killer bugs on steroids contaminated by radiation from Chernobyl. In prose, he envisioned geriatric wolfmen, heroin mules on laxatives, the occasional apocalypse and modern-day treasure hunts based on the Pulp Era. He wrote piles of film reviews, from the "dude in his living room" tradition established on Amazon but with the expertise and insight of decades in the film business. Cancer? The genesis of Critters? He wrote about those also. As well as four novels, the last completed while he was struggling with a brain tumor. Among his Hollywood projects (that fell through) was a proposed television show with each episode penned by a different science fiction writer adapting a story by Philip K. Dick. The majority of this work remains to see the light of day -- I hope to publish as much of the prose as I can, hopefully through a traditional publisher (though I'm told it's tough to sell the work of a writer who isn't around to promote). The state of publishing is rapidly changing, and unfortunately, Brian died before he could get his bearings in this "Wild West" debated so passionately in the blogosphere. He did, however, live to see many short stories published (as I mentioned) in Ellery Queen and Alfred Hitchcock mystery magazines. His last published story, "Chemo Boy and the War Kittens" -- inspired by his own struggles with cancer -- hit newsstands shortly before his death. Forrest. Emerald Forrest.
Most of Brian's published short fiction revolves around a female private eye set in his hometown in Portland, Oregon. Having lived in Portland all my life, I can say that despite his decades-long residency in Venice, California, he captures the weirdness of Portland wonderfully. Emerald Forrest is a sort of hot Philip Marlowe without the maudlin tendencies, fighting for the abused, from young women in the sex industry to tortoises. He wrote one novel about her as well, still seeking a publisher. It's called Dog Gone. Here is how he describes it:"In Dog Gone, Emerald investigates two cases: tracking down the culprit who poisoned a police officer's beloved K-9, and searching for a high school pitcher's stolen prosthetic leg. These cases lead Emerald into Portland's dark alleyways and confrontations with an obsessed detective, a psychopathic drug mule, and a brutal Vietnamese street gang, ultimately forcing her to confront unresolved issues from her past in this 55,000 word adventure."
As the stories were published in Ellery Queen, they are "safe" for most readers. There is one, however, regarding a cat lady, that was deemed too "macabre" to appeal to that magazine's demographic and remains to be published...
Brian Domonic Muir: Dog Gone, But Not Forgotten

"A writer for film during the first two decades of his professional career (he worked with Roger Corman and wrote the script for the film Critters), he turned to prose fiction just six short years ago. In that time, he produced dozens of first-rate stories and two novels. I considered him one of EQMM's most promising newer writers and never expected to hear that this rising talent, still in his forties, was gone." -- Janet Hutchings, "From the Editor's Desk," Ellery Queen, www.themysteryplace.com/forum
Brian in a nutshell, then: Started making films -- and acting in them -- in his teens (above is a pic from a short called "Traffic Vigilantes" -- the buffest he ever got). Moved to Hollywood right out of high school and found success with Critters a few years later. He continued to work as a screenwriter for the next quarter-century, recently contributing to the acclaimed indie "neo-noir," Broke Sky. In that time he also launched a second career as a mystery author, breaking through Ellery Queen's slush pile with his first tale about a female private eye in about 2004.
For most of his life Brian continued writing in the face of his own mortality -- as does any writer -- but with the doctors' prophecy after his first recovery from cancer when he was not yet of drinking age in some states, "It will come back" floating around in the back of his brain.
At his funeral reception, ranged on tables, were Brian's Critters memorabilia and magazine covers alongside stacks and stacks of scripts, stories and novels he wasn't given the time on earth to get optioned or published. But while he lived he made good by the motto on his pen tray, "Don't Just Sit There, Write!"
So for anyone reading this page, I hope I've shed some light on "what happened to that guy who wrote Critters?" Hopefully, with all the works still waiting to thrill readers, there's more to happen yet.
Brian Domonic Muir on Amazon
- Hell Comes to Hollywood: An Anthology of Short Horror Fiction Set in Tinseltown
- This collection of tales is written by industry professionals who know the blood, guts and screams behind the blood, guts and screams on the silver screen. The book is dedicated to Brian and features his story, "Not Elves," about an upright and courageous lawyer battling the forces of evil. A sign that Hell truly has frozen over . . . or . . .
COME TO HOLLYWOOD.
Coming to a theater -- or more likely a Kindle, Nook or brick-and-mortar bookstore -- near you. - Hemlock Books
- Curious about the pseudonym Brian used to write those indie horror flicks? Go here.
- From the Editor's Desk
- What Janet Hutchings, Editor at Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, had to say about Brian and other writers who died too young.
- CrittersRehatched Message Board
- Get news, resources and interaction with fellow fans of the evil space porcupines known as "Critters." In the Cast/Crew section, check out the thread "R.I.P. Brian Domonic Muir."
- Brian Domonic Muir
- I made a fan page for Brian on Facebook.
- Misanthrope Press
- This rising small-press publisher has created an anthology featuring Brian's first posthumously released short story. A collection of werewolf fiction.
Related Pages
- Buzz, Balls & Hype
- Blog on writing and creativity.
- Cornell Woolrich the Father of Noir
- All about Cornell Woolrich, author of the story "Rear Window," on which Hitchcock's film was based.
- Roger Ebert
- The ever-incisive critic still telling moviegoers what doesn't suck.
- IFC Films Broke Sky
- The indie "neo-noir" by cinematographer Thomas Callaway.
- "Extraordinary Resolve: Six Months for the Rest of My Life," Bob Youngs
- Gut-wrenching book by athlete and family man, Bob Youngs, who survived a horrific battle with leukemia.
Guestbook Comments
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kimmanleyort
Jul 20, 2011 @ 10:43 am | delete
- What a good writer you are and what a wonderful tribute to your cousin Brian. He lived quite the life, didn't he? You did answer the question, "What ever happened to the guy who wrote Critters?" Blessed.
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chermu
Jul 18, 2011 @ 2:46 pm | delete
- Charles, you done good! Love the picture of Brian and loved, loved, loved "Trafic Vigilanties".
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guygilray
Jul 17, 2011 @ 9:02 pm | delete
- Charles, awesome page for Brian! He would be proud. Love the addition of the "Traffic Vigilantes" photo - I think it was one of Brian's favorites. Keep up the good work.
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