Driving Woes
We've all been there. You are driving down the road texting a joke to your friend (who is riding in the car) while trying to change the shuffle setting on your Ipod but the Big Gulp cup won't fit in the cupholder. . . SCREECH %^&*( Crash.
Ooopsie.
Or, maybe you were happily ripping down the road when you got stuck behind a car going 5 miles an hour below the speed limit, obviously lost and peering nearsightedly at the street signs. How dare they impede you! You crowd up two inches behind their bumper, then roar around them, blaring your horn and waiving bye bye with one finger.
What's Here?
Mother Says
Now, now, what would she say about that?
Frozen Finger Sticker (Bumper)
A border of flowers on a pink background frames the timeless warning "Now, sweetie, you wouldn't want your finger to freeze that way, would you?"
Price: 5.00
Worst Thing Done While Driving
Okay, 'Fess Up, Now
What's the worst thing you've done while driving? The stupidist, most idiotic?
PDA or Other Things No One Wanted to See
What is it about being encased in metal that makes more...0 points
Getting the Pedals Mixed Up
Hey, it's not my fault. My first car was a stick more...0 points
Swoop and Squat
People get so impatient. They swerve in and out o more...0 points
Wrong Way Quickie
There's the turn off. Ooops. Just past it. Well more...0 points
Insurance Fraud and Stomping On the Brakes
Who's Worse Drivers, Men or Women?
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Drivers With "Issues"
Issues
Muffled Screaming Sticker (Bumper)
"No, I don't hear anything. I am certain there is no muffled screaming coming from the trunk."
Price: 5.00
Stick Shift Warning
Woes of Manual Transmission
Stick Shift Sticker (Bumper)
"We're stopped on a hill. I'm driving a stick shift. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?" reads this funny bumper sticker. Well, at least you've given them good warning!
Price: 4.19
Rude People
There are some drivers you just don't want to mess with.
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Road Rage
Horn Honking Sticker (Bumper)
This sticker explains what will happen if you honk that horn one more time. . .
Price: 5.00
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