CURIOUS CONUNDRUMS

Besides having the body of a God...unfortunately it's Buddha, there is much to keep the mind occupied these days, be it wondering how to eat humble pie, how to stuff a mushroom, or where to find a flying carpet that comes with a money-back guarantee?

If you're not interested in answering the above depressing dilemmas, then perhaps you might medidate upon these merry musings for a moment or three.

1. Why is the "Lone Ranger" called "Lone" if he's always with his First Nations friend named "Tonto"?

2. Can you daydream at night and can crop circles ever be square?

3. Why do we press the "start button" to turn off the computer?

4. If ghosts can walk through walls and slide down stairs, how come they don't fall through the floor?

5. How come Tarzan never wears a beard?

6. Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

7. If money grows on trees, why do banks have branches?

8. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

9. Did Noah have woodpeckers in the ark, and if so, where did he put them?

10. Why are men's and women's shoe sizes different?

1. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

3. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

4. Why are boxing rings square?

5. If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

6. Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

7. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Which reminds me, do fish ever get thirsty?

8. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

9. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

10. If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

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