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My review
When I'm not getting hit by flying beef, I'm watching movies. I'm watching Das Boat and I'm noticing a few things.
German submariners would make great vantriliquists.
Germans can party hard.
If you want to be hot, itchy, sweaty, and surrounded by lots of men, go in a submarine.
Dont take pictures in a torpedo room.
A prostitute on a submarine would make more money than anyone on the ship.
Ive never before seen a full grown man pick his nose and fling it at someone.
Its so boring on a submarine that when something happens the men get so excited and start repeating orders.
There are very few trees in submarine movies.
They suface and submerge often in Das Boot, they should just make up their mind.
Mildew on food mmmm.
I was rooting for the British the whole movie.
My question: Can submarines capsize? They didn't capsize in the movie, I was just wondering.
A good percentage of this is sarcasm. I leave it to you to sort out. Das Boots okay, but its freaking long and Ive never watched the whole thing uninterrupted. Theres a few great scenes in it. I think Im just tired of submarine movies. They go up, they go down, torpedos, depth charges, singing, accents. Mush that all together with a steely-eyed captain and youve got a submarine movie.
German submariners would make great vantriliquists.
Germans can party hard.
If you want to be hot, itchy, sweaty, and surrounded by lots of men, go in a submarine.
Dont take pictures in a torpedo room.
A prostitute on a submarine would make more money than anyone on the ship.
Ive never before seen a full grown man pick his nose and fling it at someone.
Its so boring on a submarine that when something happens the men get so excited and start repeating orders.
There are very few trees in submarine movies.
They suface and submerge often in Das Boot, they should just make up their mind.
Mildew on food mmmm.
I was rooting for the British the whole movie.
My question: Can submarines capsize? They didn't capsize in the movie, I was just wondering.
A good percentage of this is sarcasm. I leave it to you to sort out. Das Boots okay, but its freaking long and Ive never watched the whole thing uninterrupted. Theres a few great scenes in it. I think Im just tired of submarine movies. They go up, they go down, torpedos, depth charges, singing, accents. Mush that all together with a steely-eyed captain and youve got a submarine movie.
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