"How To Internet Date"

If you plan to search for your soul mate online like the 40 million
other people in the world you should be aware of a few tips that
will help you along the way. Internet dating is a fast, safe and very
easy way to meet people, so what do you need to know?
Internet Dating Advice And Dating Tips To Meet New People For Dating And Possibly More...

Online dating can be fun. Mr. or Ms. Right really can be found online via web site dating services, chat rooms, and other sites that help "connect" people one to another.
But be prepared for the occasional bad date as well, I'm sure you will have one or two.

This is a topic that would have really helped me years ago. Back then, just
like you, I also had my share of bad dates. Looking back now it was funny
but at the time I remember thinking "how the hell am I going to get out of
here in the next 5 seconds???". Obviously I had to rely on a friend, I would
send her a text message and she would call me with some emergency reason to justify my almost immediately escape.
But there were places where I had no phone signal and I would be trapped there with that completely brainless, mind-numbing, hideous bad date.
Ugh! You are trapped on the worst date ever! He is loud, obnoxious and what
the hell is wrong with his left eye? You have choked down your meal faster
than an Indy pit crew in hope of ending the date, but he is simply not
eating fast enough. You are half tempted to reach over and start feeding him
yourself. With both hands. How do you ditch this clunker of a bad date?

If you were smart, and believe me, you will be after this little life
lesson, you checked out the floor plan of the restaurant that you are
currently being tortured in. Is there a door near the ladies room? Pop in to
"freshen up" and then slip on out. Even if you have to run all the way
around the building to get to your car, it is worth the effort to ditch that
insufferable loser.

If you are on a bad date at a dance club, sweetly lead him to the dance
floor and then allow the crowd to swallow you up. By the time Goofy
VonBadDate whines and worms his way through the crowd, you will be long
gone. If you are feeling particularly malicious, walk over to a bouncer and
point him out as a stalker that just will not leave you alone. He gets
tossed out on his ear, you get to stay and party.

If you are a direct person, you could of course tell him flat out that it is
not working and that you are going to bail out of the date. But most women
are just not wired to be that open. Society has ingrained us to be polite,
no matter how unhappy it makes us, so that leaves us to do a little creative
date ditching.

Wait for a private moment and then call a friend, like I use to do. Have her
call the restaurant and fake an emergency call for your date. This only
works if you know his full name of course, but it is a classic when done
properly. He gets an overhead page, and then returns bewildered, saying
there is an emergency. He leaves and you are off the hook, relatively guilt
free.

A little psychological warfare can chase off a bad date too, but proceed
carefully. Look him in the eye and announce that you think that your babies
would be positively beautiful. With any luck, that little gem will have him
slipping out after having suddenly remembered some pressing engagement. If
not, you may have just encouraged him a little further.

Getting blind drunk in an effort to embarrass a bad date away is a bad idea
for a lot of reasons. For one thing, being drunk puts you at risk for bad
decisions. What if you drink that loser suddenly attractive? You think it's
hard to ditch a bad date in a restaurant? Try ditching that clinger after
sleeping with him in an alcohol fueled stupor. You could toss him into the
ocean tied to a brick and he would still show back up.

Better to stay sober and keep an eye out for your chance to make a break for
it. Hopefully he is not the worse kind of bad dates: the one that will not
leave your side for a single second. They remain at the table no matter
what, and follow you like a bassett hound wherever you go. He even stands
outside of the ladies room door when you go, "oh yeah, unreal as it seems,
this describes one my my dates. Looks like this one has been date ditched a
time or two before, huh? Maybe there will be a window in that bathroom.

Consider these factors before you look for love on the Internet and be ready for that date one way or another. Get your Grade A on how to internet date.

Good luck and don't give up, just prepare yourself for the next date and who knows....next time someone could be your perfect date.
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