Teach your Dog to Say I Love You

Mukha, like many dogs, has the instinctual tendency to howl at ambulance or police sirens as they drive by, and I've never been one to get annoyed by this. In fact, I quite like to watch her yell out to what must, in her mind, be some lonely dog in the distance. On more than a few occasions, I've even howled along with her, which really prolongs the whole experience—much to my neighbor's delight!

After several of these performances, I noticed that she would often mimic the pitch of my voice. If I let out a low, quiet howl, then she would follow suit with a half-hearted baritone moan! She even started to copy my mouth movements, which is when I really thought it might be possible to squeeze a word or two out of those melodies!

Seeing as how there are no shortages of sirens, we have quite a few opportunities to practice. Some days she's talkative, other days she won't have anything to do with it; but every now and then, the planets will align and she bursts out a heartfelt "I Love You"! I'm sure it's quite a bit of wishful thinking on my part, but it makes for a great party trick nonetheless.

The secret is to get into a back and forth dialog. Give the dog time to howl, and when she's taking a breath and gearing up for the next one, let out "I Love You"—or whatever phrase you are trying to teach—in your best howler voice. If the dog is watching you, she will pick up on your cadence and eventually try and mimic it. Dogs are not so eloquent with their articulation, but they can certainly get the R's and W's, so choose your words accordingly!