Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Below is the first message from Ryan Howard in the Dunder Mifflin Infinity game...

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TO: All New Dunder Mifflin Infinity Employees

FROM: Ryan Howard, Director of Dunder Mifflin Infinity

SUBJECT: Your life is about to change.

To All New DM Infinity Employees,

Welcome to the future of Dunder Mifflin. We're thrilled to have you aboard. I cannot begin to tell you how excited I am, but that's mainly because our legal department has advised me not to do so. Instead, let me just say that the project we're all embarking on will change the paper industry. For the better.

By joining the Dunder Mifflin Infinity team, you have joined a movement. A movement that will sweep the nation. A movement that will shatter all of your preconceptions regarding how paper and office supplies are sold, distributed, catalogued, warehoused, and delivered. Dunder Mifflin Infinity was designed, by myself, as a means to topple the old guard. If my projections are correct, this project will make Dunder Mifflin more profitable than Exxon (in terms of comparative percentages). Aren't you glad you're here?

While the business model for DM Infinity is different, the principles of Dunder Mifflin remain the same. We are committed to excellence through serving our customers. Without customers, we are nothing. Although you will not be dealing with customers directly, you are responsible for conducting yourself in a professional manner at all times. Just as the physical branches in Akron, Albany, Buffalo, Camden, Nashua, Scranton, Utica, and Yonkers operate with the utmost degree of professionalism, you too will be a reflection of the Dunder Mifflin name. Treasure this. Live by this. You are an extension of the company. Do not let us down.

Dunder Mifflin Infinity is a unique opportunity. We are committed to excellence. Stay with us long enough and you'll want to be committed, too.

Ryan Howard
Director of Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Sept. 29, 11:00 PM ET

TASK ONE - CREATE YOUR BRANCH LOGO: Your first task has been assigned. Design you own branch logo and vote on the best! Click here to start. Submission deadline is Tuesday 6 PM PT/9 PM ET.

Here is my Task #1 submission...

TASK TWO: MAKE CREED YOUNG AGAIN: The workplace is constantly evolving. While experience is still vital to an employee's success, youth and innovation are quickly becoming more desirable qualities. At Dunder Mifflin Infinity, we take age discrimination seriously. That's why we do everything in our power to make our employees look younger so they don't have to deal with the scorn that visibly older employees face in the workplace. Please help us alter Creed's appearance so that he appears younger using the tools provided.

Here is my Task #2 submission:

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