Engineer Gifts

Occupation of Kings!
This engineer mug design includes the following words - Engineering - Occupation of Kings!

Design looks great on mugs and t-shirts. A great gift idea for any engineer who thinks their job is the greatest.



What are Engineers Made of?
This design includes the words - Engineers are made of PEOPLE!!!



OFFICIALLY DECLARED UNFIT FOR NORMAL SOCIETY
Don't we all know a few engineers who could be - Officially Declared Unfit for Normal Society?. Isn't it our duty to tag these people as a warning to others? A great gift idea for an engineer with a sense of humor.

Please, don't wake the Engineer!

Are clients and co-workers disturbing your nap time with pointless interruptions? Engineering can be a stressful job. Let others know that you don't appreciate interruptions when napping at your desk. This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Engineer".

Not only is it rude to wake a sleeping engineer, but it can be dangerous for all involved!



Arguing with the Engineer may be ineffective!

Tired of arguing with clients? Feel like you're going in circles with some people? This humorous design includes the words "NOTICE. Arguing with the Engineer may be ineffective!"

Wearing a t-shirt, or using a coffee mug with this design, lets everyone know that arguing is just going to be a waste of time.


Not looking for shirts?
These designs are available on a large variety of products, including mugs, water bottles, thermos bottles, and ceramic travel mugs. Gifts with attitude that engineers can actually use around the office!




Need a cheap gift for an engineer?
One of these designs will be appreciated by any engineer with a sense of humor!

Engineer - BACK OFF! Give me some room to work.
Is your engineering style cramped by excessive meetings? Is micromanagement by others preventing completion of the project? This engineering t-shirt design features the words "Engineer" and "BACK OFF! Give me some room to work." A great gift for a hard working engineer.



Engineering: Design or Perish
This engineering t-shirt design includes the following words - Engineering - Design or Perish.

Are you deadly series about the field of engineering? Is designing solutions to practical problems your reason for existing? Let everyone know how serious you take your engineering occupation! A great gift idea for any serious engineer!



Engineering - Show me the drawings!
Engineering t-shirt design featuring the words "Engineering" and "Show me the drawings!" This design looks good on both light and dark t-shirts.



Let there be Engineers

So how long has the engineering field existed? Has the profession been around much longer than previously believed? Recently discovered ancient texts might provide clues to the origin of engineering.

This tongue in cheek t-shirt design features the words - "Let there be engineers, to designith things that people find useful. - Genesis 1:36"

Engineering - Show me the Numbers!
Engineering t-shirt design featuring the words "Engineering" and "Show me the numbers!" This great looking design makes a great gift for engineering professionals.

Don't waste my time with small talk or other nonsense, just show me the numbers!


Has your staff just completed a major project?
T-shirts, mugs or water bottles, with one of these humorous designs, can be a great way to reward your team for a job well done!

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Ornery? Jaded? Hard to get along with? The following designs can warn others about your personality. The designs are available on t-shirts, mugs, prints, mousepads, and other products.
Prints and stickers can be displayed in your office to give coworkers and clients fair warning of your disposition. They can't say they haven't been warned!


Please, Do Not Feed The Engineers!

Inspired by the "Do Not Feed the Animals" signs seen in zoos, this humorous design includes the words "NOTICE - For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Engineers!" After all, aren't Engineers wild animals sometimes?




Available on a variety of products, including sweatshirts, calendars, mugs, and more.



Please, I'm begging you, never get between an overworked engineer and a pizza!


Please, Do Not Feed The Civil Engineers!

NOTICE - For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Civil Engineers!.


Beware of The Engineer - Owner assumes no responsibility.

Engineer t-shirt design includes the words "Beware of The Engineer" and "Owner assumes no responsibility." A great gift idea for any Engineer! Available on T-shirts, posters and more.

Remember: An ornery engineer can be just as dangerous as an angry dog!



* NOTE: Unfortunately, the disclaimer "owner assumes no responsibility", has little legal power. In reality, if your engineer bites a client you might still be held liable in a court of law. To reduce liability, please ensure that your engineer is restrained or muzzled whenever possible!


Beware of The Civil Engineer - Owner assumes no responsibility.

Civil Engineer t-shirt design includes the words "BEWARE of the Civil Engineer". The fine print below reads - "Owner assumes no responsibility." We've all seen "Beware of the Dog" signs warning of aggressive canines, well here's a sign warning of an ornery Civil Engineer! This warning sign looks great hanging on the wall of an engineer with attitude.





Jaded Engineer Zone
Tired of dealing with constantly changing requirements? Troubled with clients that can't seem to make up their mind? This humorous design mimics a road construction warning sign and includes the following words - Jaded Engineer Zone. This design looks great on posters, prints, mugs and t-shirts.


Ornery Engineer Zone
Designed to look like a a road construction warning sign, this design includes the following words - Ornery Engineer Zone. This design looks great on posters, prints, mugs and t-shirts.

A great gift idea for any Ornery Engineer!

Everyone gets ornery from time to time. In a polite society, it's only fair to give others warning about your personality.

I might not be able to spell "engineer", but I is one!
We've all heard the jokes about engineers not being good at things outside their field. Obviously, this stereotype is not entirely true. The following t-shirts poke fun at the notion that engineers are one trick ponies. Each of the designs has a correction made, either to correct spelling, or to change the meaning.



Enginer
Notice that the word 'Enginer' is spelled incorrectly! Great gift idea for an engineer with a sense of humor!



Mekanical Enginer
This tongue in cheek design takes a humorous look at Mechanical Engineers. Notice that the words "Mekanical Enginer" are spelled incorrectly! Several spelling errors have been corrected with red markings.



Quality Controll
This QC design takes a humorous look at quality control engineers. (Notice that the word 'Controll' has an extra 'l'). Display this design on a t-shirt or mug and see if anyone in your workplace "gets" it.



Quality Controll - (Nothing gets by me. Nothing.)
Another quality control t-shirt similar to the one above. In fine print, below the words "Quality Controll", this shirt adds the words "Nothing gets by me. Nothing.". Any QC engineer with a sense of humor would love this design on a t-shirt or mug.



Disgruntled Civil Engineer
Are you, or someone you know, becoming unhappy with the civil engineering field? Tired of dealing with irrational clients, bosses, and co-workers? Tired of seeing more and more engineering jobs outsourced overseas? This Civil Engineer t-shirt design has the word 'Civil' crossed out and the word 'Disgruntled' written in. Lets face it, even the best among us are disgruntled at times!



Un-Civil Engineer
"UN-Civil Engineer". This is an ideal t-shirt for an engineer with a reputation for being curt and unfriendly. (But who has a sense of humor about it!)

Engineering t-shirt design includes an image of three human skulls and the following words - "Engineering Pirate".



This sharp looking design, rendered with crisp lettering and several high-resolution skull images, looks great on just about any product, including t-shirts, mugs, posters, mouse pads, and more!

A great office party gift or retirement gift for any Engineering Pirate!

Did you grow up wanting to be an Engineer? Perhaps you envisioned designing a new kind of internal combustion engine one day, a skyscraper the next, possibly inventing a new kind of mechanical heart in your spare time on weekends? As an adult, after becoming an engineer, is the occupation not quite as glamorous as you envisioned? Do some projects seem to go on and on, with constant changes in requirements? Is most of your time wasted on needless paperwork and meetings, rather then on solving engineering problems?

In a sarcastic way, this engineering t-shirt says it all!



The "Live the Dream" design is also available for Architecture, and Surveying!

Engineer t-shirt design includes an image of a dinosaur skull and the following words "Engineering Old Timer".

This sharp looking design, rendered with crisp lettering and a high resolution dinosaur skull image, looks great on just about any product, including t-shirts, mugs, posters, mouse pads, and more!

Know someone who's been in the business for decades? Someone who spent the first part of their career using a t-square and ruler? Is there someone on your staff that actually knows how to "ink" a drawing?

A great retirement gift for any, "over the hill", Engineering Old Timer!

This is the first civil engineer design I created. The joke is that civil engineers facilitate converting pristine natural landscapes into polluted urban sprawl. Obviously, this is meant to be humorous. The urban sprawl image is of a highway interchange in Chicago. I took this photo from the observation deck of the Sears Tower. The "pristine landscape" image was taken while traveling in the Northeast.

I have shown this t-shirt to several of my civil engineer friends. Most have really enjoyed the design. One professional engineer I was meeting with seemed to take offence to the design. I'd like to think that he just didn't "get it"!

The word "CIVIL", drawn as if it was a site plan. The word "Engineer" is written across the drawing.

Let there be Architects

Engineering t-shirt design with the words - "Let there be architects, to designith grand structures to house thy peoples. - Genesis 1:36"

Beware of the Architects

Funny architect t-shirt design includes the words "Beware of The Architect" and "Owner assumes no responsibility.".

Do not feed the Architects

T-shirt includes the words "NOTICE - For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Architects!"

Architecture Old Timer

Architect t-shirt design includes an image of a dinosaur skull and the words "Architecture Old Timer".

This sharp looking design, rendered with crisp lettering and a high resolution dinosaur skull image, looks great on just about any product, including t-shirts, mugs, posters, mouse pads, and more!<'p>

A great retirement gift for any, "over the hill", Architecture Old Timer!

Gifts for QC engineers and technicians.

Quality Control - Show me the numbers!
Quality Control t-shirt design featuring the words "Quality Control" and "Show me the numbers!" This great looking design makes a great gift for a QC professional.



Quality Control - We never sleep!
Quality Control t-shirt design featuring the words "Quality Control" and "We never sleep!" Remember, the job of keeping everyone honest never ends. Sure, QC personnel would like to sleep, but can they really afford that luxury?



Quality Control - Back OFF! Give me some room to work.
QC t-shirt design featuring the words "Quality Control" and "BACK OFF! Give me some room to work." This great looking design makes a great gift for a hard working Quality Control professional.



Quality Controll

This design takes a humorous look at quality control technicians. (Notice that the word 'Controll' has an extra 'l'!) Go ahead, wear this design around the workplace. See if anyone notices.

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A great t-shirt for a quality control technician or inspector with a sense of humor.



Quality Control - Live the Dream
QC t-shirt design with the words "Quality Control - Live the Dream"



Quality Control - Keeping an eye on the rest of you guys.
Quality Control design featuring the words "Quality Control" and "Keeping an eye on the rest of you guys." This great looking design makes a great gift for a hard working and always vigilant QC professional.



Quality Control - Verify -or- Perish
QC t-shirt design featuring the words "Quality Control" and "Verify -or- Perish".



Wage Slave Gifts has many quality control shirt designs!

Need an inexpensive gift for an engineer? Not sure what to get? Consider one of the following engineer mouse pads. After all, who doesn't need a mouse pad?

Most of my engineer designs are also available on Zazzle. Zazzle allows customers to customize their products. In other words, a customer could select a mug or t-shirt with one of these designs on one side, and could supply a graphic or text of their choosing, to put on the reverse side of the product. This sometimes works good for gift giving, allowing you to personalize the gift.

Customization can also prove beneficial to small companies looking to acquire promotional or motivational items. The company logo or marketing message can be printed on the product along with the existing design.

Zazzle also offers discounts for bulk purchases. A great benefit if you plan on buying gifts for everyone in the office, or promotional gifts for a large number of customers.

View all engineer designs at my Zazzle store.

Please Note: The following images only show one style of mug. On the Zazzle site, you can select any of several mug styles, including two-tone mugs, steins, travel mugs, and a frosted glass mug. Customizable t-shirts and other products are also available.

T-shirts and other gifts for many professions can be found at Wage Slave Gifts.