Horse Crazy Captions

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Sometimes a picture's worth 1,000 words....

...and sometimes there ARE no words. Of course I'm not including any of those pictures here (what would be the point? :o) This lens is in honor of the cool new captions module recently added by those brainiacs at Squidoo. I've started the ball rolling with a caption for each photo, but if you feel inspired to add one please do!

These photos are of our horses (with one exception and she was "the horse next door"). All I ask is that you keep your captions Rated G please (we're supposed to be a kid-friendly farm don'tcha know).

P.S. I am well aware that it should be "Hey" and not "Hay", but it IS for horses after all... :o)

A Comment on the Commentary

I don't know why, but every time I watch the horses I hear dialogue in my head. The best thing to do under such strange circumstances? Make a lens, of course to make sure it's not just me.
(Apparently, it isn't ;o)

Champ

Does my breath stink?

2 points

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! LEMME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW MAN!!

1 point

"Uuuuh...I think my mouth is stuck"

0 points

Who or what are you laughing at, Champ, share the joke please

0 points

The morning after the night before!

0 points

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Cinnamon (L) and Katie (R)

Cinnamon: So there you were walking along minding your own business, and the tree just THREW it at you??? Katie: *sniffle* Uh-huh...

2 points

"Katie, one little branch is NOT enough camoflage to disguise you. You'll have to get more, or figure out another way to sneak into the feed bins"

1 point

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Mad Max

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Colonel Sanders on the other side...that was a good one!

1 point

"I can't floss, I don't have thumbs! Here, you can do it for me"

1 point

Hey, what are you looking at?!

1 point

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Bella

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and briiiiight...and I pity any girl who isn't me toniiiiight...Okay, I did it. NOW will you take this stupid thing off my head??"

2 points

"THIS is how it is done, take THAT Miss America!...where did my heels go?"

1 point

I was born for stardom dahling

0 points

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Katie

...and then after I finished all the stupid broccoli, I hadda eat the brussel sprouts...BLECH!"

1 point

I wonder why mom said not to touch the electric fence with tongue...

0 points

"mlaaaaa I touched the fence with my tongue and now it is numb and won't go back innnn!"

0 points

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Taya (L) and Rina (R)

HAY!! You toucha my tail, I breaka you face!

3 points

Oooooof!

0 points

Who says horses cant do handstands?

0 points

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Champ with Shadow (L) and AJ in the Background

Don't worry, they're actually playing :o)

"This is Champ, your roving reporter, coming to you live on scene from the Friday Night Fieldfights..."

1 point

I'll be glad when those kids settle down.

0 points

"GUYS, QUIT IT! I'm trying to look good for the camera! Cheeeeeese!"

0 points

Where's my dance partner? Have I been stood up?

0 points

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Stormy (the horse next door)

"...and then her brand new show bridle got caught on her rider's stirrup and the silly cow couldn't get it loose....HeeHeeHeeHee".

1 point

Did you see Champ and Shadow fighting over me?

0 points

"How many times do I have to tell you? Buttercups make me sneeze....AAAAAaCHOOOO!"

0 points

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HaHaHa...That was some pretty funny stuff...Whaddaya think??? 

Don't run away, without saying "Hay!"

  • Annamadagan Mar 17, 2011 @ 6:29 pm | delete
    Hay!
    "You just got a "Lucky Leprechaun Blessing"
    blessed by a Squid Angel!
  • Tipi Oct 10, 2010 @ 2:23 pm | delete
    COOL! ~ Very, very cool!
  • Amara Jul 28, 2010 @ 7:52 am | delete
    Those are so cute! I have a Tennessee Walker, Smokey, a Percheron/TWH, Roxy, and a haflinger, Winston. The boys always fight over Roxy, and once smokey actually stuck his tongue out at winston when I was watering them, I wish I could've gotten a picture....
  • Wysiwigs Jul 28, 2010 @ 1:28 pm | delete
    Thanks Amara! I've missed far more photo ops than I have caught, I'm afraid :o)
  • vikas106@ymail.com Nov 11, 2009 @ 12:10 am | delete
    sachig
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Wysiwigs

(a.k.a. Jen) I'm a daughter, wife, mother, artist, horse crazy grownup, scary christian chick, paper folding fiend, acronym junkie, breast cancer survivor,... more »

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