An exhaustive plunge into the life and work of Eugen Suman, ...err just some stuff about me.
All that you wanted to know about Eugen Suman but were afraid to ask
Early accounts
First steps
The Book
Future plans
The book!
--satisfaction guaranteed---

Sometimes we need a little time for ourselves, away from the rumbling world. Sometimes we need time to indulge in stories that change us. For those times, I've recently launched my debut volume in English. You will either love it, or hate it - but as sure as hell it won't leave you without a reaction. So give it a chance, indulge yourself in the story that just might, might, might change your inner-self - at least for a couple of hours. Cheers.
It's as cheap as dirt, I'm not trying to get rich from this. Click on the book picture for information, or just click here.
My eyes are always larger
A sample
I want to tell you about what might have happened to me
I want you to see it today and say to yourself
that no one at any time might have stopped me
you must understand there are things you haven't yet seen
1. say they hired andrew as a test pilot and gave him a prototype
say he revolutionized public transport pray he actually did
andrew took his wife on the maiden flight and told her he loved her
would have told her he loved her
she didn't realize what was happening either and later told reporters
much later when everything was already a memory
that she had shed no tear not even when
the calcinated bones her husband had for legs filled up with blood
not even when she saw his face showed merely the bewilderment of one brutally awakened from sleep
if you just believe me you'll see this is really a tragedy
don't worry the space between us is populated by my beasts
2. it happened on the very morning of the most important day of your life
and it was more wonderful than in your wettest dreams
remember you felt you gut was jelly recall
the moments in which the wave of contractions passed over your frozen body
when somebody else was banging you not the man you're thinking of he
wasn't even a man
we both now
before that morning you didn't believe somebody could touch you like that
you felt large parts of you sliding
maybe your sternum vibrates right now like mine maybe we're both shivering
as we remember the teeth on wet cartilage listen don't forget a thing
that incredible explosion jerking every nerve we had left every bio channel
and your first shedding lit the room like a 100 watt bulb
hit me now don't forget me don't ever forgive me
3. cause you asked I'll tell you why selma came to see me yesterday
imagine a soft young woman, with piercing eyes
capable of undressing you the moment you're not wary
shift your gaze now to what followed
there's not a thing in the world I love more than my lacquered table
its cool surface its gracious legs its oh so comforting colour
selma had pneumonia when she came to see me and I suspect it's even worse
if you must know I couldn't risk having her touch my table, not for a second
it would have completely ruined my day I would have despised her
maybe even worse
I'll let you see the paint peeling from my face
