Eva Herzigova One-Piece Swimsuit

All this praise for the return of the one-piece, all this love for the neo 1950's swimwear cut to cover everything.

I'm declaring war on fashion's continuing infatuation with a new New Look: "It's about looking like a lady!" the WASP-y waisted protest.

More like looking ultra conservative and constricted and like you've a husband who'll pinch your cheeks and tell you to get back into the kitchen.

Here's how I do one-pieces: a la Eva Herzigova swim wear, sexy-fresh with cut-outs that make the wearer look like a confident, independent woman who makes money dancing on poles.

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