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THE SURPRISED WOMAN

Behind every successful man there stands a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson (Born 1901,Winnipeg,Canada.Died December 26,1989 Toronto,Canada).Wife of Lester Bowles Pearson,the 14th Prime Minister of Canada.

FUNNY WOMEN & DIVORCE QUOTE

I am a marvelous housekeeper.Every time I leave a man,I keep his house

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Born Sári Gábor,February 6, 1917

Zs Zsa Gabor has been married 9 times,divorced 7 times, & 1 marriage was annulled.Her husbands,in chronological order,are:

Burhan Belge (1937 - 1941) (divorced)
Conrad Hilton (April 10, 1942 - 1947) (divorced)
George Sanders (April 2, 1949 - April 2, 1954) (divorced)
Herbert Hutner (November 5, 1962 - March 3, 1966) (divorced)
Joshua S. Cosden, Jr. (March 9, 1966 - October 18, 1967) (divorced)
Jack Ryan (January 21, 1975 - 1976) (divorced)
Michael O'Hara (August 27, 1976 - 1982) (divorced)
Felipe de Alba (April 13, 1983 - April 14, 1983) (annulled)
Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt (August 14, 1986 to present)


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HUMOROUS FEMINIST MARRIAGE QUOTE

I never married because there was no need.

I have 3 pets pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.I have a dog which growls every morning,a parrot which swears all afternoon & a cat that comes home late at night

Marie Corelli (1855 - 1924)
British novelist

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country.

Elayne Boosler (Born August 18, 1952 New York City

Elayne also fronts "Tails of Joy" is a not-for-profit (501c3) organization.Our goal,with your help, is to make the world better for animals and their people.

We raise funds for the smallest, neediest rescues all across the country.

We work for the passing and enforcing of anti-cruelty, and animal welfare laws.

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WOMEN AND MARRIAGE

Cher (Born Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre on May 20, 1946

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

HOW TO DEAL WITH A BROKEN HEART

Miss Piggy

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart,just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.

WHAT POLITICS TEACHES A WOMAN

Baroness Thatcher (1925-

One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.

TRAIN THAT MAN

Jilly Cooper (1937-

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

CHANGING YOUR MAN

Natalie Wood (1938-1981)

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

WHY MEN SPEAK QUOTATION

Jean Kerr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

MEN ARE LYING CHEATING SCUMBAGS-I LOVE THEM

Gwyneth Paltrow

I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.

A SUCCESSFUL MAN QUOTATION/SUCCESSFUL WOMAN QUOTE

Lana Turner

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.

1 Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.

2 A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

3 Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

4 What's the difference between a puppy and a man? Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.

5 What's the difference between men and government bonds? --Bonds mature.

6 How does a woman know her man is cheating on her? ---He starts bathing twice a week.


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7 --The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says the kid.

8 One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

9 A couple is lying in bed.

The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

10 "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

11 A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned 90!!!



12 A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

13 A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow
her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them
to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He then ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Adams, Abigail (1744-1818). Adams was a writer, patriot, abolitionist, and early feminist. In her famous correspondence to her husband John Adams (America's second president), she spoke eloquently against slavery, many years before its abolition. Abigail Adams' biography

Anthony, Susan B. 1820-1906. American suffragist. Anthony worked tirelessly for the woman suffrage movement. She collected signatures for a petition to grant women the right to vote and to own property. During the Civil War Anthony worked toward the emancipation of the slaves. In 1863 she helped form the Women's Loyal League, which supported U.S. president Abraham Lincoln's policies. Susan Anthony's biography

Black, Clementina (1854-1923). Social reformer and writer. Born in Brighton,England. Worked to improve social and industrial conditions for women and girls in England through militant unionism. She wrote several books linked to workers rights . Clementina Back's biography

Blackwell, Elizabeth (1821-1910). America's first woman doctor, was admitted to New York's Geneva College as a joke in 1847. She overcame taunts and prejudice while at medical school to earn her degree in 1849, graduating at the top of her class. Elizabeth Blackwell's biography

Bloomer, Amelia Jenks (1818-94). Social reformer. Born in Homer, N.Y. Active as speaker and writer for women's rights. Editor of the Lily, which was believed to be the first newspaper edited entirely by a woman. Amelia Bloomer's biography

Casgrain,Marie Therese(1896-1981) A Canadian feminist who led the fight to obtain full sufferage for women. Marie Therese Casgrain's biography

Catt, Carrie Chapman (1859-1947). American woman suffrage leader, born in Ripon, Wisconsin, and educated at the State College of Iowa. She was an organizer and lecturer for the woman suffrage movement. Carrie Catt's biography


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Chopin, Kate (1851-1904). Writer. Born in St. Louis, Mo. Regular contributor of feminist short stories to literary journals. Her novel `The Awakening' (1899) shocked many people with its portrayal of a young woman's sexual and artistic longings. Kate Chopin's biography

Friedan,Betty (1921-2006) Born in the U.S., a famous author and known feminist. She wrote the best-seller, "The Feminine Mystique".. Betty Friedan

Ginsburg, Ruth (born 1933) Director of Women's Rights project of the American Civil Liberties Union and argued many cases before the Supreme Court. Was appointed ot the Supreme Court by President Bill Clinton in 1993. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Murphy, Emily (1886-1933). A Canadian lawyer and writer. In 1916 helped establish the Women's Court to hear women's evidence in such cases as divorce or sexual assault. Became first woman magistrate in the British Empire. Emily Murphy's biography

Pankhurst, Emmeline (1858-1928). Suffragist. Born in England. Militant worker for women's suffrage in Manchester and London. In 1903 she and daughter formed the Women's Social and Political Union. Emily Pankhurst's biography

Paul, Alice (1885-1977). Before leaving England, Paul was arrested seven times and jailed at least three for her suffragist activities. When she returned to the United States, Paul joined, then left the National American Woman Suffrage Association (NAWSA). Thinking the NAWSA too mainstream, she founded the Congressional Union for Woman Suffrage (CUWS) in 1913. Alice Paul's biography

Sanger, Margaret (1883-1966). Birth control pioneer who first worked as a nurse, where she witnessed first-hand the health hazards of unwanted pregnancy. Margaret Sanger info

Truth, Sojourner (1797-1883). Born a slave in New York, Sojourner Turth was orginally called Isabella Van Wagner. She gained her freedom in 1827, after most of her thirteen children had been sold. She took the name "Sojourner Truth" in 1843 after having a vision. In 1836, Truth became the first Black to win a slander action against whites. At the 1851 Women's Convention in Akron, Ohio, her powerful "Ain't I a Woman" speech awed even detractors. Sojourner Truth (Isabella Baumfree) bio

Wollstonecraft, Mary (1759-97). Writer. Born in England. Work includes `Thoughts on the Education of Daughters' (1787), `The Female Reader' (1789), and `A Historical and Moral View of the Origins and Progress of the French Revolution' (1794). `A Vindication of the Rights of Women' (1792), which challenged Rousseau's ideas of female inferiority, is a classic of liberal feminism.. Mary Wollstonecraft bio