Stylish and Smokin'
Make your next fancy dress party nothing less than spectacular. Or be the sexiest Trick Or Treater to hit the streets this Halloween.
Cheater?
A sexy cheetah print long-sleeve, zip-up hooded romper with fur trim, ears, tail & fur trimming around the wrists. You'll have to run as fast as a cheetah while wearing this to be able to keep ahead of the lads chasing you.
The Nanny
If sit-com series The Nanny looked or dressed like this I would have been riveted to the television set.
Crime Scene Investigation
They'll need to investigate the shooting spree in my pants after I've finished checking out the fresh young babes showing off all these wonderful costumes.
DNA samples not included.
DNA samples not included.
Sexy Surgeon
Open heart surgery anyone?
Ho Improvements?
I'm sure there'll be more than an odd job or two around the home when this one comes knockin' on your front door.
Tin Girl Costume
Oil can (for self lubrication) is sold separately.
Avast me mateys!
Whichever Pirate Ship these bevy of lovely lasses are aboard is the one I want to be on!
Call me Seaman Staines! Or First Mate Master Bates!
Call me Seaman Staines! Or First Mate Master Bates!
The Wicked Witch of the Tease
Wehre does one sign up to be in the army of her flying monkeys?
You have the right to remain...
...but not the ability, to contain those moans of excitement. I'll assume the position now officer, feel free to frisk me.
Pimping Princess
I'll be her Man Ho any day.
by DasKunt
I'm a full time webmaster with an interest in self-improvement, multiskilling, self-education and I enjoy having a twisted sense of humor. (more)







