Dogme 95, the vow of cinematic chastity set forth by a group of Danish directors and adopted by indigent filmmakers around the world, makes way for Webcam 07, the vow of cinematic inertia.

.Dogme 95 rules of filmmaking prescribe that cameras all be handheld.
.Webcam 07 says tripods are acceptable as long as you advertise products in your movie.

.Dogme 95 prescribes that any music be made live on location.
.Webcam 07 says pre-recorded music is OK as long as products advertised pay for buyer referrals.

.Dogme 95 prescribes that the director not be credited.
.Webcam 07 says to qualify for a credit the director must star in the film and shoot at least one handheld closeup of themself.

.Dogme 95 prescribes that shooting be done on location using only props found at each location.
.Webcam 07 says all interiors must be shot in the director's home and all exteriors must be within one mile of said home. It's OK to buy props, but only at a 99c store (dollar stores are acceptable under adverse conditions).

.Dogme 95 prescribes the use of natural lighting only.
.Film Sleepy 07 says special care must be taken to imitate the limitations of a webcam, even while using lights, filters and a camera with interchangeable lenses.

.Dogme 95 prescribes that films must not contain superficial action such as murders.
.Film Sleepy 07 says movies are superficial to begin with and murders are acceptable as long as either murderer or victim wears a T-shirt offered for sale on the filmmaker's website.