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March 4, 2007 by admin.

The theory is that alot less people would have perished if the firemen wouldn't have clogged the doors at the World Trade Center.

I have personally heard from a firemen that most of the guys on duty in his firehouse were still sleepping when the alarms went off and that they were in fact recovering from a pig roast the night before where he said they ate like "wadnt nobodies buniss" he also said "that pig didn't last long - dats fer sure".

After listening to this derelect I started to do some investigating, here are some interesting facts:

1. A good majority of firemen are High School educated, alot have G.E.D's, and a small percentage had a degree - mostly in Criminal Justice.

2. Most are wannabe cops.

3. This group in general are very unambitious as a whole and it doesn't seem to bother them that they have doomed themselves and their families to a paycheck to paycheck existance - blue collar at it's best.

4. Up to 75% are bedwetters.

5. On an I.Q. scale are just below Public Works employees as a whole (Garbage men - Mostly Black)

6. Prefer beer over anything else.

7. Prefer Pick up trucks with firman stickers.

8. Can mostly be spotted in public by their burly appearance Ex. fat, bad hair cut, unshaven, if you see someone matching that description lookk for him to be wearing a tight gut fititng Tshirt with a fire department emblem or hat that has the same.

Now to the theory.

It is well documented that hundreds of firefighters lost thier lives during the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and that thousands of civilians also perished.

Survivors accounts from people that got out of the buldings before they collapsed reported that as they ran out - a mad rush of firemen came bumbling in scared out of thier wits. They immediately went in the doors and started yelling for everyone to calm down. Once the firemen saw how much destruction was going on and the fate that awaited them they panicked. In the ensuing panic they (hundreds) all tried to get out at the same time and because of their sedentary lifestyle of pig pickin and beer drinking they clogged the doors and prevented not only themselves from escaping but hundreds if not thousands of people from escaping. The clog was so bad you almost couldn't see any smoke coming out. After the buildings collapsed the first 3 floors were examined and filled with nothing but firemen all turned the wrong way (down). As a whole though we needed some good to come of this terrible tragety so the media declared them heroes, it is known in groups though that meet regularly that it wasn't the fire departments fault but that they did contribute to a small majority of deaths.

As a group we want this acknowledged and we also want better standards in hiring and physical fitness. Next time you see one beggin for a nickel on the street corner lob a penny to him and notice how out of shape they are, if they aren't fat lob him a nickel.

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Top 10 Stupidest Things Firefighter Paramedics Have Done

Showing that firefighters are lazy hose rollers?..

Contents at a Glance

Contents at a Glance

I thought you should read this

Why Firefighters Suck - Not affiliated with the writer of this site

Top 10 Stupidest Things Firefighter Paramedics Have Done.

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Use the Jaws Of Life instead of the door handle.

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Showing up drunk to a medical emergency.

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Doing CPR on a live patient.

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Giving a patient the WRONG treatment

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Driving a fire engine to a medical call.

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Breaking down a door instead of using key.

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Going to Paramedic School to become a firefighter.

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Using a Pulse Oximeter to get a pulse rate.

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Wearing Turnouts on a medical call.

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Justifying their careers as paramedics.

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