The Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster

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Pasta, Pirates and Education

Many people are looking for greater meaning in their lives. Some seek to build relationships with those around them. Others volunteer and try to make a difference. Others look to religion for answers. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster offers hope to those who choose to believe. Once you've been touched by His Noodly Appendage you will never be the same. For those who wish to learn more about The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), Pastafarianism, or the connection between Pirates and Global Warming, welcome!

The Full FSM Story

How the Open Letter to the Kansas School Board Changed the World

Henderson's artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creaturesIn 2005, FSM founder Bobby Henderson wrote a letter to the Kansas City School Board in response to their decision to begin teaching the theory of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution. As Henderson stated, "f the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith."

Mr. Henderson's letter pointed out the need for the school board to consider multiple creation theories if they were going to cram Intelligent Design down their students throat. In 1987 the US Supreme Court (Edwards v. Aguillard) ruled that teaching "creationism" violates the separation of Church and State, in other words, to teach these theories "endorses" religion.

Basic Pastafarian Beliefs

Why FSM is AWESOME

  • Heaven has beer volcanoes and a stripper factory
  • Pirates are Holy Beings
  • Every Friday is a Holy Day
  • Bobby Henderson is a Prophet
  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster changes the results of Carbon Dating to make us (humans) thing the world is older than it really is.
  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster is invisible
  • One must wear full Pirate Regalia while teaching others about about FSM
  • The decrease in the number of Pirates causes the increase in global temperatures

Many are Touched by His Noodly Appendage

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Seriously People

Seriously people, this is a parody designed to show the insanity of blind faith. While everyone is entitled to their own belief system, for a public school to endorse and teach a belief system is something that should be prevented. If you want your child to have a religious education, take them to a religious school, but keep public schools secular.

The followers of Pastafarianism understand that this is a PARODY - not a real religion.

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Mandi

I am a proud Pastafarian, happy to help spread the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You can also check out my blog to learn more about me. more »

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