For the Love of a Bunny

I'm Aunt Kelly.

Once Uponca Time, I held the Cowan name.

Today I just find my identity with Tanis's, while fantasizing I could be Kelci. No matter what, I lack a lot of things that Shelby never forgot.

See more of who she was below.

So all of you Gangsta Pet followers are surely aware that no new news has been posted in more days than is acceptable round here...but not to fret, our undercover agents have discovered what the SuperBunny and his cohorts have been up to....about six feet of kitty litter!

A very frightened birdie has informed us that Killer Cali, King Kitten, and a newly-named Remi Cat (aka "Minnie") have been initiated into the Gangsta Pets! Apparently, the stupid humans fell in love with these newcomers and were insanely blind-sided by another litter of mischevious newcomers on July 31st.

....Enter Boston Wags, Kissimmee the Fast Cat, and some others that couldn't be properly named due to a lack of originality on the part of the Stupid Humans. Hence, "Baby Remi," "Mini King," and "Remi King" have also been introduced to Vinnie the SuperBunny, Joey the Fat (and extremely agitated and grumpy) Cat, and Guido the Oblivious Hamsta.



Despite rumors to the contrary, we have exclusive proof that these kittens are NOT make-believe, photo-shopped duplicates of King, Cali, Mickey, and Remi. Nope, folks, here lies the proof that "Baby Remi" is NOT the real Remi....





...and despite the uncanny resemblance, a scrutinizing eye can plainly see that looks can be deceiving....




(NOTE: We are on the watch for what appears to be a trend with these Gangstas - apparently, Joey the Fat Cat has managed to infiltrate the keen psyche of Cali the Ferocious Beast and has taught her his overreating habits - we'll be keeping an eye out for a sneaky Cali the Fat Cat transformation!)

We quickly responded to allegations that one of the new kitties was quickly gaining on Cali's status as ferocious beast. While it is true that Baby Remi showed early signs of overthrowing Cali, (largely due to this paparazzi picture released early on)...



... not to fear! We've discovered Cali has grown into a gargantuan kitten killer, attacking mini-cats, planning her daily escape to the side gardens of he**...heck...and clawing her captors when they dare to herd her not-so-runt butt back to the house! Check out her newfound skills below, as she attacks and maims a poor defensive Boston Wags the Puppy Cat!



Unfortunately, we've heard that Boston Wags left the clan and had to run all the way to the Carolinas to escape the notorious Gangstas. The humilating truth is that Boston turned out to be a girl and is now called Cookie and living with some freaky Halloween kitty named Monster in North Carolina. Oh, the humiliation...Cookie Monster?Here, he-she shows his attitude problem just days before he fled the scene...



Mini King has also reportedly defected from the tribe and can be found defending his territory some blocks away from the rest of the gang in previously unclaimed territory. Apparently, there was some sort of scandal between he and Guido, with allegations that the kitty attempted to imitate the one and only Guido the Daring Hamsta and high-jacked his ride. Apparently, that didn't go over well - Mini King turned out to be a girl, too. (Which, by the way, offers another fascinating secret - so is the real King!!!)



All that remains are three lonely souls who must find a home before the Crazy Cat Lady goes ballistic and throws them to the wolves or the Scratching Post - whichever accepts them first!

Little Kissimmee the Fast Cat and Remi King don't seem too daunted by the possibility...



And Kissimmee clearly doesn't miss many cat naps, as you can see...



However, Remi King continues to fear that he will also be deemed a girl (despite the number of times he has been told he absolutely is NOT a girl and plainly has nothing to fear.)



But never fear, Remi, Cali, and a gender-confused King seem to be sleeping soundly in the knowledge that soon the little monster wanna-be Gangsta cats will be gone. (Though some of the household members will be missing them sorely.)

It seems that Cali the Runt has proven herself to be Cali the Ferocious Beast. After two days of tense negotiations, we believe that Joey the Fat Cat has seen the uselessness of our new arrivals and is determined to prove he is not at all miffed by their existance.

Here, Cali and Joey appear to be sharing some sort of friendly acknowledgment....





However, even after the negotiations moved to the floor, the Ferocious Beast proved that she is, in fact, a formidable enemy to a Fat Cat seventy-two times her size...




Check back soon for further developments, and scroll down for our archives!

It appears that there are some who fear the love of a kitten.....








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This just in...Vinnie the Superbunny has won the love of a kitty!



It appears that Joey the Fat Cat may actually be coming round...but no photographic evidence has yet been found.

UPDATE!!!

Joey the Fat Cat is now being Joey the Sulking Cat due to the arrival of five hidden members of the gang that were discovered over the weekend in our garage!!

Everyone, please welcome Mama Maia, King Kitten, Cali, Minnie and Mickey to our gang:



Again, they are:
KING KITTEN (note: despite the uncanny resemblance, our fixed Fat Cat Joey did not father these beauties)



CALI THE CUTEST RUNT KITTY IN THE WORLD



MICKEY THE MIGHTY CAT



AND MINNIE THE MEOW-FACER (making her debut with Ashley the Punk Brat):



As of today, there seems to be no hope for any sort of truce between Joey the Fat Cat and any of the new gangstas, so full group photos don't seem likely to happen anytime soon!

SCROLL DOWN TO READ THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS IN THIS STORY OF KELCI'S GANGSTA PETS AND WATCH FOR UPDATES AS WE COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION!

This....
....is our fat cat, Joey.



His fave activities include: eating, sleeping, looking as cute as possible, and biting people who dare to touch him.

Contrary to popular belief, Joey does not make for the best lap kitty.

This.....
....is Guido.

Guido's fave activities are eating, sleeping, looking as cute as possible, and trying not to get eaten by Joey.



Now, contrary to popular belief, not all Joeys want to eat Guidos.



Some Joeys find Guidos to be more like interesting toys than food.



And this Joey happens to think this particular Guido is mostly like a little brother....



...albeit a gross, annoying little brother.



Guido doesn't particularly make for a good lap pet, either.

Now, even though Joey and Guido provide hours of entertainment, they seem more interested in themselves than in being good, faithful, loving pets.

And, so, along came Vinnie.



Vinnie's fave activities include: eating, sleeping, pooping, running, jumping, chasing Joeys, thumping Guidos, eating remote control buttons and electrical cords, chewing on walls and doors, and scratching the be-jeezus out of anyone who dares to hug him.

Oh, and lazing about.





A lot.

Vinnie also enjoys digging for goldfish...



...hangin' out, watching T.V....



...and eating things in Daddy's garden.



And anything made of paper that he can get his teeth around.

Now, as you can imagine, most Joeys tend not to love things that look as though he should eat them but that he is not permitted to eat. Obviously, Joey wasn't exactly happy with his new bunny friend and did not understand why we felt that he was lacking in the area of giving good kitty lovin's.

After much persuasion, however, the two of them finally came to an agreement.



We believe the terms of their truce include personal boundary space that, if violated, can result in retribution at any time. There also seems to be some sort of treaty that allows Joey to open doors to provide Vinnie with forbidden access to bedrooms and basement. It does appear, however, that communications occasionally break down since Vinnie seems to find himself locked in closets from time to time. (Though Joey does stand guard, meowing loudly with hopes of getting his bunny friend in trouble.)



Although we continue to witness periods of upheaval and jealous bouts of bad bunny or bad kitty behavior, we believe the two have begun to understand one another for now.



Check back soon as the saga will be continued.....

FIND OUT HOW VINNIE BECAME SUPERBUNNY!

STAY TUNED AS I ADD MORE TO THIS SITE....WE'LL BE SHARING THE REST OF THIS STORY SOON, AND WE'LL SHARE NEW HAPPENINGS IN THE DAY TO DAY ADVENTURES OF KELCI'S L'IL GANGSTAS, JOEY, VINNIE, AND GUIDO! ADD US TO YOUR FAVES!