How To Find Free Solar Panels

OK, so you're driving down the road in the middle of the night as fast as possible because you want to sleep. All of a sudden you have to slam on your brakes and stop for one of those automated road work signals.. You wait and wait and wait.. The light is still red and there aren't even any other cars on the road! Then you get thinking..

How the hell is that thing powered? A battery that is replaced every day? No, WITH A SOLAR PANEL!

You really want a solar panel, so you just out of the car and check the signal for phone numbers or a business name..

End of STEP 1!

So, you've jumped back in your car, the signal has turned green, and you're off home with your new phone number or business name.

After a good nights sleep, you open the phone book to check the number or business name, and then you give them a call. Ask for the head of the maintenance department.

You politely ask for a free damaged solar panel. Surely drunk drivers hit these signals all the time! The head mechanic replies with a stern, "we don't give away free panels, buy a damn guide and build your own panel!"

OK, so that didn't work, BUT if you have a daughter, a son, a nephew or niece, get THEM on the phone to him/her and get them to say they need it for a school project..

You now have unlimited free solar panels! Those guys in the maintenance department are so soft on cute little kids!

So, you have a heap of free solar panels, but they are all damaged..

Some of these babies are 50% operational, some 80%, some.. Not working at all, but don't worry because you can FIX THEM ALL!

You need some kind of guide, one from the internet is fine. The best one is Earth4Energy, but you might have a look at others too.

Also, check out this free solar panel review site for a bit more on how to find free solar panels.