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Iam Mathew the Fat,
I am a cool cat,
I don't chase the rats,
I am a Blogger Cat.

I blog about my master Pat,
How she hates the rats,
My life too short for that.
Just give me chocolate cakes!

My WordPress Blog was hacked!
By the bloody rat!
It's a @%#&%#@ pest!
I just wish it's DEAD!!

I manage to recover some of my CAT blog and publish them below for your enjoyment. ME....OW !!

Contents at a Glance

Funny Cat Matt
Funny Cartoon Cat Mouse Pad
Funny Cartoon Cat And Her Master's Date
Funny Cat's Master Away For A Break
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Funny Cat's Master Is Back

Smart Cat Is A Fat Cat

My name is Matt,
I am a smart cat,
My master is called Pat,
She says I am TOO FAT !

Pat is very sad,
Her wardrobe full of rats,
The drawer a big mess.
A RAT in her Gucci Bag !

Pat knocks me on my head,
And puncture my sweet nap,
It's time to catch some rats,
You are LAZY CAT!

Now Pat is really MAD,
She screamed at me real BAD !
What kind of a CAT ?!!
Would give food to the RATS ?!!

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Funny Cartoon Cat Mouse Pad

Cartoon Mouse Not Working Mouse Pad

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Funny Cartoon Cat And Her Master's Date

Funny Cat Guard The Rats

Pat is very stressed.
She's cooking for her date.
She run around like mad,
Looking for the bloody crabs!

Pat is soaked in sweat,
But her hot date is coming late.
And what do you think of that?
I say he is a rat!

The table is all set,
Pat says: Guard the rats!
I say: Leave it to THE CAT,
The rats as good as DEAD!

The dinner was perfect.
And Pat is mighty glad.
Her date was so impressed.
Even with her potato mash!

The night is getting late.
And Pat is ...... all red.
When they gotten near her bed,
He steps on a lousy RAT !!

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Funny Cat's Master Away For A Break

JUst Leave It To The Cat

Pat just can't forget,
About her perfect date.
Ruined by a stupid rat.
And the cat as good as dead!

Pat has packed her bags,
She cannot take the stress,
Living with a Big Fat Cat,
In a house ruled by rats!

Isend her out at the gate,
And tell her to enjoy the break.
Forget about the rats!
Just leave it to the Cat.

The cab had just left!
I announce it to the rats,
Bring out the cheese and cakes,
It's time to celebrate!!

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Funny Cat's Master Is Back

And Put Egg On His Head !

Pat is back from her break,
But the house a bloody mess,
She trips on a sleepy rat,
And wish she just drop dead!

Pat is full of rage,
Her face is turning red,
I think she's going mad,
I said : What about a CAKE ?

The cake lands on my head,
It's dripping down my neck,
This cake is made of eggs ,
How come it tastes like rats ?!!

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Funny Cat Regret

I was a well-fed Cat.

Iwas a cool Cat .
I had my own mat .
My day is one long nap,
Up on the window ledge.

I am a stupid cat .
I am a BIG AIR-HEAD.
Why did I do that?
Just for the lousy rats ?

Iam a big fat Cat,
I love my chocalate cake,
I was so well-fed,
Why would I eat the rats ?

It's too late to regret .
I said bye to Pat,
Just for old time sake,
What about one last cake ?

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Contents at a Glance

Contents at a Glance

Funny Cat Matt

Smart Cat Is A Fat Cat

Funny Cartoon Cat Mouse Pad

Cartoon Mouse Not Working Mouse Pad

Funny Cartoon Cat And Her Master's Date

Funny Cat Guard The Rats

Funny Cat's Master Away For A Break

JUst Leave It To The Cat

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Funny Cat's Master Is Back

And Put Egg On His Head !

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Funny Cat Regret

I was a well-fed Cat.

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