Funny Quotes And Sayings
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Funny Quotes - One Liners - Funny Sayings
Enjoy laughing at the Funny Wall Decals, Bumper Stickers, Posters, Text Alerts, and Mp3's, or read a Funny Book!
Also available are Funny Quotes custom and exclusive designs with my little logo for authenticity on T Shirts & Mugs.
Everyone Is Entitled ........ To My Opinion
This Funny Quote is available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Funny Quotes Bumper Stickers
You Can't Scare Me, I Have Daughters
Don't Believe Everything You Think
Go Ahead Hit Me, I Need The Money
I'm Not Driving Slow, You're Speeding
Voice Your Opinion With Bumper Stickers
Funny and Not So Funny Political Bumper Stickers
Give Blood - Politicians Need To Eat Too
Funny Political Bumper Stickers
DON'T STEAL - The Government Hates Competition
Funny Bumper Stickers For Bikers
BADD Bikers Against Dumb Drivers
BADD Bikers Against Dumb Drivers Bumper Sticker / Decal
Amazon Price: $2.99 (as of 05/26/2012)
Fifteen Grand and Fifteen Miles Don't Make You A Biker
Funny Quotes and Sayings on Coffee Mugs
Evil Mom Lady
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Shut Your Mouth When You're Talking To Me Quote T-Shirt
Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
The young know everything....... $hit, I'm not young enough yet
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Marriage: Requires commitment to an institution -see insanity
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Grab One Of My Very Visual Favorite Quotes!
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Oops.... Wrong Finger Funny Mug
Funny Kitchen Quotes As Wall Decals
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This Kitchen Is Closed Funny Wall Decals
Life & Cheap Coffee Funny Quote Wall Decals
Never Trust A Skinny Cook Quote Wall Decals
Grandma's Kitchen Funny Quote Wall Decals
Funny Bathroom Wall Decals
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Mz. Sarcastic remembers that song!
..long about a Saturday night..
rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub
thinkin' everything was alright....
Splish Splash Funny Quote Wall Decals
Funny Laundry Room Wall Decals
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Funny Laundry Room Warning Wall Decals
Clean Laundry Quote Wall Decals
More Funny Quotes and Sayings Wall Decals
Enjoy A Funny Book
36 4* Stars
Funny Notes From An Imperfect Life
62 4* Stars
It's Not Me, It's You
4 5* Stars
The 2,320 Funniest Quotes & Sayings
126 4.5* Stars
Learn Me Good Funny Sayings
Funny Quotes and Sayings Posters
Professionally Framed Funny Posters
Funny Text Message Musical Alerts For Your Phone
Assign various funny, humorous, rude, sarcastic, and hilarious text tone alerts to your friends! You'll know immediately who you've received a text from by the sound
Listen to Funny Jokes and Stories
Classic and New Comedy on Mp3 Instant Download
226 5* Stars
Brian Regan Live
84 4* Stars
Alpocalypse by Weird Al Yankovic
33 4.5* Stars
Beyond The Pale by Jim Gaffigan
More Funny Quotes and Sayings T-Shirts
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my career needs CTRL-ALT-DEL
6 sizes - 30 colors
i got a life but it sucked, so i got a second one
6 sizes - 30 colors
Same Nightmare... Different Day
5 sizes - Black Long-Sleeved
have a life, need the upgrade
6 sizes - 30 colors
wake me when it's over
6 sizes - 30 colors
Shhhh.....I'm hiding from the stupid people
Mousepad funny sayings
Don't bug me...I haven't had my coffee yet
Mousepad funny sayings
Enjoy Each Morning With A Funny Calendar
Funny Sarcastic Bumper Stickers Against Tailgating
Warning I Shot The Last Tailgater
I Brake Suddenly For Tailgaters
I'll Bet You A New Car That I Can Brake Faster Than You Can
If You Can Read This - Get Off My A$$
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Funny Quotes & Sayings For Facebook
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A Few More Funny Sayings and Quotes......
Sure I'll help you out...the same way you came in
I was married by a judge...I should have asked for a jury
The Stupid Factory Called...they're running low on you
You're a habit I'd like to kick...with both feet
Do your owners know you're out without your leash?
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
Marriage is the only war in which you can sleep with the enemy
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Marriage is not a word...but a sentence
Work Related Funny Quotes
I'm out of my mind...but feel free to leave a message
I don't work here. I'm a consultant
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off
Who me? I just wander from room to room
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office...it's hell with fluorescent lighting
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I can't be fired, slaves are sold
I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead
Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
I thought I wanted a career...turns out I just wanted paychecks
Don't get insulted...but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties
My Quotes Pages
Humorous Quotes and Sayings
to tickle your funny bone
Very Sarcastic Quotes
Comments, Sayings, Remarks and One Liners
Hilarious Quotes
nearly sarcastic quotes, but not quite
Life Quotes
funny quotes about life's daily situations
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What you've seen on this page of my designs is just a very small sampling of the quotes on tshirts and coffee mugs that are available at MizSarcastic.com
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agoofyidea
Mar 31, 2012 @ 9:25 am | delete
- These are great. I especially like the wall decals. I think words should be everywhere, especially funny words. Blessed.
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ginayonque
Mar 26, 2012 @ 11:43 am | delete
- hahaha,
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gravityx9
Mar 18, 2012 @ 6:17 pm | delete
- lol!!! what a fun lens!
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Edutopia
Jan 31, 2012 @ 9:20 am | delete
- A nice collection of things for people who find this style of humor funny, great job on the lens!
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phoenix3423
Dec 1, 2011 @ 2:59 pm | delete
- love the shirts!
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