Funny Zombie Quotes

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Collection of funny zombie quotes.
Zombie vector cortesy of Chris Spooner from spoongraphics

Don't worry the zombies are looking for brains, you're safe.. 

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you 

Does your family have a zombie infestation plan? 

Great Minds Taste alike 

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Friends will pull the trigger. Friends don't let friends become a zombie 

Zombies make great Pets, They already know how to play dead! 

Things a zombie would do 

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Zombies were people too 

Zombies ate my Homework 

Places you likely to see zombies 

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You never appreciate the army until the zombie cows attack 

when Theres no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth 

A mind is a terrible thing to waste 

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Real friends help you kill zombies 

BRAAAAAAIIINNNNSS 

ZOMBIES they just don't kill themselves 

There are many types of heros, mine just happens to eat brains 

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    tk tk Nov 19, 2009 @ 9:34 pm
    of all the things i miss i miss your mind the most
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    Toxic Barbie. Toxic Barbie. Sep 20, 2009 @ 12:21 pm
    if you became a zombie, I'd infect myself & help you look for brains.

    If i became a zombie, would you still hang with me?

    The worst part about a Zombie Apocalypse, would be trying to pretend it's not cool.
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    nekoneko nekoneko Aug 6, 2009 @ 12:57 am | in reply to d
    this is hilarious... thank you
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    d d Aug 5, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
    everything i ever needed to know in life i learned from killing smart people and eating their brains.
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    devil man devil man Jul 6, 2009 @ 6:16 am
    take aim, squeez the trigger, have fun

    mmmmmmm brains, better than total

    what do death metal bands and zombies have in common? everything.

    a zombies worst fear, the lead singer of cannibal corpse
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