Funny Dirty Jokes
Lets share some funny dirty jokes! Okay so today I've got some really funny jokes for you...
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top sometimes, her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top sometimes, her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."
Some Clean One Liners
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
Funny Dirty Jokes
Ok so I've grabbed a funny dirty jokes video from youtube...
Funny Pics!
Becuase I'm using this kind of random feature I can't guaratee that they will always be funny... but at the moment they're hilarious!
spork party
Adventures!
My, what a big NOSE...
Come on Mom, really?
41/365- Gangsta!
Ayup. Trumpet vine.
Eating
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One Last Dirty Joke
Right I thought I'd throw in one last funny dirty joke before the end....
Wally's Wedding Night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but aged husband
may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed
and the expected 'knock' on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is
Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares
to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her
bedroom door, and it's Wally.
Again he is ready for more 'action.'
Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride,
bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it.....
Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'
And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says
to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......
'You mean I've been here already?'
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior's moments have
their advantages.
Wally's Wedding Night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but aged husband
may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed
and the expected 'knock' on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is
Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares
to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her
bedroom door, and it's Wally.
Again he is ready for more 'action.'
Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride,
bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it.....
Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh
as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'
And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says
to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......
'You mean I've been here already?'
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior's moments have
their advantages.
Funny Jokes
Here's some recommened links to funny dirty jokes sites!
- BBC Comedy
- Check out whats coming up with the lastest BBC Comedy TV!
- Funny Dirty Jokes
- This is a funny dirty jokes site which is really great!
- Yahoo Humor
- Heres the Yahoo humor... it rocks!
