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Funny Quotes, Humorous Words, Cute Sayings
Here are a Fun bunch of Funny Words and Quotes for Scrapbooking, Humorous Wording for Crafts, and Cool Quotations for Cards, Letters and More.
Life is too serious these days. Lighten up and make someone smile with a little humor.
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Funny and Cute Quotations and Saying about Friendship
FRIENDSHIP QUOTATIONS
1. There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ~Benjamin Franklin
2. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. ~ Bernard Meltzer
3. Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. ~ Spike Milligan
4. "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde
5. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. ~ Anonymous
6. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ~ Jim Hayes
7. Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. ~ Esther M. Clark
8. Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. ~ Anonymous
9. I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. ~ Virginia Woolf
10. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. ~ Thomas Jones
11. I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! ~ Archie Bunker
12. It takes a long time to grow an old friend. ~ John Leonard
13. We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. ~ Benjamin Franklin
14. Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families. ~ Anonymous
15. Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. ~ Charles Lamb
16. A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same. ~ Elbert Hubbard
17. Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~ Mark Twain
18. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ~ C.S. Lewis
19. "It isn't much fun for one, but two can stick together," said Pooh, said he, "That's how it is," said Pooh. ~ A.A. Milne
20. With true friends... even water drunk together is sweet enough. ~ Chinese Proverb
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Celebrate Vellum Quotes - 60 Quotes
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Miniature Scrapbooks: Small Treasures to Make in a Day by Taylor Hagerty
Crafters looking for time-saving and economical ways to use their supplies and talents will welcome this guide to the newest scrapbooking trend: creating charming miniature scrapbooks. It features award-winning designers showcasing their own fabulous work, sharing their favorite techniques, revealing the inspiration behind each idea, and providing instructions. They even offer hints on how to personalize each appealing project, including ones dedicated to family events, like picnics and birthday...0 points
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Making Gift Scrapbooks in a Snap: 20 Perfect Presents for Family and Friends (Memory Makers)
While a full-sized scrapbook can take months to put together, the charming gift scrapbooks in this guide can be created in a few days, allowing scrapbooks to easily share their craft with those they care about most.
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Beyond Scrapbooks: Using Your Scrapbook Supplies to Make Beautiful Cards, Gifts, Books, Journals, Home Decorations and More! by Barbara Bourassa
Avid crafters have known that scrapbooks have spawned an enormous number of unique and beautiful supplies, tools, and techniques that can be used to create hundreds of fabulous gifts, home decorations, jewelry and more.
Using scrapbook supplies, you can publish your own book; design your own cards, calendars and stationary; decorate frames, lampshades or coasters for your home; design your own jewelry using metal snaps, charms, and beads, and create the look of decoupage on candles, magnets, and....
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Encyclopedia Of Scrapbooking (Creating Keepsakes)
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Humorous Love Quotes, Sayings
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Funny or Cute Love Quotes
1. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. ~ Albert Einstein
2. Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. ~ Jerome K. Jerome
3. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butterquite like unrequited love. (said by Charlie Brown) ~Charles Schulz
4. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ~ Lily Tomlin
5. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx
6. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner
7. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
~ Henny Youngman
8. If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. ~ Estelle Getty
9. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie
10. You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. ~ Anonymous
11. Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
~ Fran Lebowitz
12. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin
13. Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~ Joan Crawford
14. No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. ~ Joyce Brothers
15. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
16. He broke my heart. I broke his Playstation. Guess who cried more? ~ Unknown
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Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts & Funny Sayings: A Stupendous Collection of Quotes, Quips, Epigrams, Witticisms, and Humorous Comments. For Personal Enjoyment and Ready Reference. by Bob Phillips
From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, this collection of over 3,800 entries offers wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living.0 points
Funny You Should Say That: Amusing Remarks From Cicero to the Simpsons
"A fool and his words are soon parted," wrote William Shenstone in 1764; one might add that "A wit and his words are rarely collected." Here is the antidote: a dazzling survey of the one-liners, quips, and observations from Ancient Rome, the Bible, and Chaucer right up to "The Simpsons." This book contains more than 5,000 of the very funniest remarks to have appeared on paper since - well, since paper was invented.
The lines we all wish we could have said are arranged thematically and cover all....
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Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world! The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share...0 points
Last Laughs: Funny Tombstone Quotes and Famous Last Words by Kathleen E. Miller
Laugh in the face of death! That's what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased's name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.0 points
Quote Junkie Funny Edition: Hundreds of hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women in the history of the world by Hagopian Institute
Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world! The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share...0 points
The Funny Things Kids Say - Vol. 3 (Funny Things Kids Say Will Brighten Any Day) by Grace Witwer Householder
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Quotable Kids : Fun in the Family Tree (Sibling Revelry and Parent 'Releaf') by Grace W. Housholder
This delightful gift book is an upside down book with two covers: Sibling Revelry and Parent 'Releaf.' The upside down theme reminds readers to keep their sunny side up when kids turn life upside down. More than 100 true funny stories celebrate the fun of being a brother or a sister or a mom or a dad. The stories combined with heartwarming illustrations by award-winning artist Debbie Rittenhouse are sure to bring back memories of happy times. A special section in the middle provides pages for pe...0 points
The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2008 (Page-A-Day Calendars) by Kathryn Petras, Ross Petras
The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Desk Calendar: Our perennially bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day Calendar returns with a hilarious year of malapropisms, gaffes, politician-speak, and plain ol jaw-dropping stupidity. The corporate: Free shipping with any purchase when you pick it up at the store. (BestBuy.com) The Freudian: As I was telling my husas I was telling President Bush. (Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice)0 points
Quotations with an Attitude: A Wickedly Funny Source Book by Roy L. Stewart
"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk." Talk about attitude! That's Stephen King speaking, and he's just one of many who have something thoroughly entertaining to say. Forget social commentary, ethical statements, words of wisdom, or any other high falutin' oratory; these quotations have a kick, with bizarre thoughts, obscure observations, and fiendishly funny reflections.0 points
The Funny Side Of Sports by Michael J. Pellowski
Sports are full of funny people who say sidesplitting things, mostly without meaning to. Enjoy hundreds of the biggest laughs in sports with this collection that features the stars and the misfits of baseball, football, basketball, hockey, and all the other places where zany things happen in the name of competition. 96 pages, 25 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.0 points
While Shepherds Washed Their Flocks : And Other Funny Things Kids Say and Do by Liz Curtis Higgs
"While Shepherds Washed Their Flocks" is a delightful collection of kid-size quotable quotes gathered from parents, grandparents, teachers, and neighbors around the country. Like all children, the ones quoted here are honest (sometimes painfully so), verbally courageous (or is that outrageous), wildly imaginative, and very funny indeed. Humorist Liz Curtis Higgs, author of ten books of humor and encouragement for both adults and children, includes stories form her own heart (and funny bone), col...0 points
Golf...it's a funny game by David Scaletti
Featuring David's brilliant photographs, matched with surprising and often hilarious quotes from famous golfers and non-golfers, this book is a must-have gift.0 points
Celebrity Anecdotes: Funny Stories About the Stars by J. Julian Payne
What were George Clooney and a pal doing naked with a pig and a gun? What did Johnny Depp scream in the middle of a crowded plane? It's all in this hilarious book: True funny stories about 48 top celebrities from Jennifer Aniston, George Clooney and Johnny Depp to Ozzy Osbourne, Donald Trump and Tiger Woods. Contains biographical information (Origin, Nicknames, Family Life, Rumored Romances, Key Credits), amusing photos, trivia, quotations and anecdotes.0 points
500 Heartwarming Expressions for Crafting, Painting, Stitching & Scrapbooking (Heartwarming Expressions) by Sandy Redburn
This first book in the Heartwarming Expressions series has been newly revised and now includes 500 hand-lettered expressions with 40 new whimsical border pages added to match the themes.These hearfelt phrases, humorous quips and inspirational quotes can be used to create special cards, gifts, scrapbook pages, seasonal crafts, home decor projects and keepsakes for family and loved ones, new friends, old friends and those angels in life.0 points
Embellished Emotions for Scrapbookers: Designing Pages With Poems, Quotes & Sayings by Trudy Sigurdson
Scrapbookers have long been looking for techniques to capture the emotion and expressiveness behind everyday photos. In Embellished Emotions for Scrapbookers, well-known author and artist Trudy Sigurdson offers inspiration and instruction on how to begin a journey into capturing the essence of sentiment and emotion on scrapbook pages through the use of poems, quotes, sayings and personal expressions. Readers will discover:
-A showcase of inspirational art in a wide array of page sizes, mini albu...
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Quote Unquote Vol. 5 by Elisabeth Hendricks
If you're a person of faith, book of remembrance has to include words of faith. Or maybe you're not a religious person, but you still have those moments when you're sure there's something out there. Most of us have a sense of the spiritual all around us. For those timeless moments, we bring you Quote UnQuote Volume 5.0 points
Quote Reference Book W/CD Rom - Family
Each Quote Reference Book contains over 500 quotes. The companion CD allows them to be printed on a home computer and fonts adjusted. Great for digital scrapbooking!0 points
The Write Baby and Toddler Words - poetry, quotes and titles for all of life's little moments, scrapbooking - scrapbook - crafts
Whether a first time mother or a seasoned grandparent, a baby evokes a treasury of heartfelt emotions. From baby showers and the first smile to potty training and blankies, The Write Baby and Toddler Words offers a sentiment for all of life's little moments. ***A scrapbook layout, greeting card, or a stolen moment of reading is sure to be enhanced with these 2,000 creative titles, 350 meaningful poems by a compilation of talented poets, and 800 expressive quotes, sayings and scriptures. This boo...0 points
The Write Words - poetry, quotes, crafty sayings and scriptures for all of life's scrapbooking topics - scrapbook - crafts
A picture's worth a thousand words but The Write Words can say it all! Sometimes it's hard to come up with the right words to express yourself. This warm-hearted and sometimes light-hearted book offers an abundance of brilliant thoughts for just those times. By choosing from the numerous original or well-known verses, you are sure to find the perfect poem or profound verse to sum up your emotions---all at your fingertips! You will discover: *300 poems alphabetized by topic and composed by variou...0 points
The Write TEEN Words -poetry, quotes and titles for all of life's teen moments, scrapbooking - scrapbook - crafts - teenager
From the "tween" years to college days, a teenager's life is filled with firsts and adventures so full of emotion they are often hard to summarize. The Write TEEN Words provides *1175 sentimental, funny and meaningful quotes *440 poems written by teens or for teens by various talented poets *1875 creative titles *A table of content that allows you to easily find and view available topics *A cross-reference guide to insure you'll find all appropriate poetry, quotes and titles. *A special lay-flat...0 points
516 Sensational Cat Quotes, Proverbs, Quips and Jokes for Scrapbooking, Crafting and Fun by Kathrine Palmer Peterson
Scrapbooking and crafting are more popular than ever.
Now you can add humor and personality to your projects using the hundreds of cat quotes in this entertaining book that is sure to delight cat lovers. "Kittens and laughter keep the heart young."
Kathrine Palmer Peterson
"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet." Colette "Our words should be purrs instead of hisses." Kathrine Palmer Peterson "Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything." Hank Ketchum
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Odd Funny and Silly Quotes
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
All generalizations are stupid.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Allow me to introduce my selves
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
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