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Bender The Offender

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One of the best cartoons ever made was Futurama, and what made it so great you ask? Well that's simple, BENDER!

He drinks, he smokes, he lies, steals, gambles and of course he's a robot. What more could you want?

Here we have gathered some basic information, our favorite quotes, video clips, and even a few blackmail photos of Bender all for your entertainment purposes.

So please read, watch, laugh, and as always, feel free to comment.

Quickies

Name: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

Occupation: Planet Express Cook, ex-girder bender for suicide booths.

Made In Mexico

You Can Never Have Too Many Benders 

Our Favorite Bender Quotes

The Obvious Quote First

Bender: BIte My Shiny Metal @$$.

Bender: There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
Leela: You're blackmailing me?
Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Bender: Hey. Bender the Offender doesn't need YOU. Bender the Offender doesn't need ANYBODY?
Girl Robot: What about us, Mr. The Offender?
Bender: Well, obviously I need floozies.

Bender: Hey. You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass. Deal.
Leela: Bender. That's great. How much did you get me?
Bender: One hundred dollars.

My Personal Favorite

Bender: I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

The Evolution of Bender 

I Said "Bite My Shiny Metal @$$!" 

Bender's Anti-Piracy Warning

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Gender Bender 

Tickle Me Bender

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Let's Get It On!! 

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