WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF WILD AND WACKY WHATSITS
If you're eager to see oodles of odd, outrageous, or off-the-beaten track treats, then you've come to the right spot! On the other hand, if you're a linear thinker who loves mirthless merchandise, thankfully we have none. So pull up a pew and a bit of brew, 'cause worshipping whatsits is all that we do!!
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Image Credit: Coghill Cartooning@flickr.com
AND NOW A PRAYER FOR OUR HEAVENLY FATHER OF FAR-FETCHED FINDS:
May the Spirit of Spunk & Serendipity be with you always ...along with your interest in thingamybobs, thingumajigs and thimblefuls of theology. And bless you Father for the light libations offered to entice us to visit your "Tabernacle of Terrific Treats"!THE GURU OF GIGGLING GADGETS & GIZMOS IS AT YOUR SERVICE!
This light-hearted lens is devoted to great gadgets that give you the giggles or groovy gizmos that gather gargantuan guffaws (sponsored by today's letter, "g").The plethora of potty paraphernalia all around us is ample proof that God has a healthy sense of humor and that maybe more than a few of us live on a funny farm.
And, here at the Church of Chortle and Tabernacle of Terrific Treats, we're open 24 hours a day to offer you delightful deals on curious commodities, misbegotten merchandise, not to mention good-for-nothing goods.
Your host for this snicker-filled sojourn is none other than the "Guru of Gimmicks, Gadgets & Gizmos, Priest of Patently Preposterous Products and Worshipful Master of Mysterious Miscellany", (who bears a striking resemblance to the godforsaken, glaring, gimlet-eyed, glad-hander in the accompanying illustration).
By the way, if the following potpourri of peculiar products doesn't renew your faith in funnybones, you should seriously consider a career change by becoming a cockammie consumer evangelist!
God only knows what you're going to do with all this giggle gear.
THE SQUIDFACE PILLOW
All you ever wanted to know about the SquidFace Pillow, but never dared to ask!
Alternative uses for this product include: a beverage holder, a book rest, or an amusing accessory for aliens.
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PATENTLY RIDICULOUS POLL
GOLDFISH WALKER
If your goldfish are bored to death going around in little circles, then what they need need is a night out on the town! Trust a Brit to come up with a codswallop creation called the Goldfish Walker!
PATENTLY PREPOSTEROUS PET PRODUCT POLL
PREPOSTEROUS PLAYING CARDS
If you need to liven up your next game of "Crazy 8's", "Bridge", or "Solitaire", interesting images from the hand of Simon Drew may just surprise you (along with the witty one-liners such as "Prawn to be wild" or "Last mango in Paris".
What do you mean your "Things go better with cake" card trumps "The best things in life have fleas"!*?
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PREPOSTEROUS PLAYING CARDS POLL
BANANAGRAM
Witty wordsmiths now have their very own pithy if not potty product, the Bananagram, (aka playtime in pouch).
PATENTLY POTTY YET PITHY PRODUCT POLL
NEWSPAPER PRINT PHONE HOLDER
For those can't get enough patently preposterous print products, this wireless phone handset holder is the perfect gift.
POSITIVELY POINTLESS PRODUCT POLL
LITTLE LINK LIST OF PREPOSTEROUS PRODUCTS
- NERD APPROVED GADGETS AND GIZMOS
- A snickering source of rather strange gadgets and gizmos from "Pig Roundworm Paperweights" to "Magic Massage Bras" and more!
- PREPOSTEROUS PRODUCTS FOR PETS
- If you've always wanted nail polish, sunglasses or boots for your pet...this is the place is not to be missed!
- NOT YOUR AVERAGE RUN OF THE MILL PRODUCTS
- For those who adore curious commodities!
IS NECESSITY THE MOTHER OF INVENTION?
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." -- Johnny Carson, American comedian and late-night TV show hostMORE GIGGLE GADGETS, GREAT GIZMOS & GAG GEAR
KETCHUP CHARLIE SPREAD HEAD
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BREAKFAST FLOSS
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MOTORIZED ICE CREAM CONE
MOTORIZED ICE CREAM CONE0 points
MUSTARD MARVIN SPREAD HEAD
MUSTARD MARVIN SPREAD HEAD0 points
FOOT IN THE DOOR
FOOT IN THE DOOR0 points
CRAP FILE FOLDERS
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BACKWARDS WATCH
BACKWARDS WATCH0 points
TOASTED NOTES
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DRESS FOR DINNER NAPKIN
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BLING BANDAGES
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AND NOW A WORD FROM CLUELESS CAM...
GAG GIFTS FOR GIGGLERS
Fred Delete Flyswatter - Ivory
A delightful doohickey for daring dudes and divas!
Amazon Price: $8.00 (as of 11/26/2009) 
Fred Batterfinger Spatula
For those who can't resist the urge to put their pinkies into bodacious batters!
Amazon Price: $8.00 (as of 11/26/2009)
Fred Bone Chillers Ice Cube Tray
Forget about swizzle sticks...when you can spice things up with ice!
Amazon Price: $6.00 (as of 11/26/2009)
Fred Feet First Manhole Mat NY
Fred Feet First -- Mirthful manhole covers for New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, London or Paris
Amazon Price: $25.00 (as of 11/26/2009)
BATTY BOOKMARKS FOR BORED, BEWILDERED BORN-AGAIN BARGAIN HUNTERS
WACKY WOODEN WIDGET NEEDS A NAME
Del's Beautiful New Wooden Machine
An intricate hand-cranked machine made entirely of wood and glue (no metal or other materials). It was designed and built by my friend Del, using many different woods and incorporating a variety of mechanical motions. He has made several other wooden machines, but calls this latest one his crowning achievement. Del is 71 years old. If you would like to communicate with Del directly, his youtube channel is: http://www.youtube.com/woodificood
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THE GURU OF GIGGLING GADGETS & GIZMOS GUESTBOOK
Please feel free to leave your preposterous prayers of goodwill on our collection plate. Failing that, add your very own suggestions of wacky products to showcase for posterity.
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- daoine daoine Jun 23, 2009 @ 8:13 pm
- Very funny! I love the goldfish walker :)
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- JJNW JJNW Jun 19, 2009 @ 9:20 pm
- Strangely Stimulating, Slightly Silly, Somewhat Spectacular...leaving me, Strictly Speaking... Skeptical.
Six Stars!
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- rms rms Jun 19, 2009 @ 7:15 pm
- Okay I'm still smiling! Very cool lens.
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- mysticmama mysticmama Jun 19, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
- Cool gizmos :-)
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