Gruesome Grammar: Common Mistakes in the English Language
Gruesome Grammar: Be part of the solution!
Good Grammar: A Golden Key to Greater Success
If you're going to curse me out, at least do it right!
Communication is key.
Proper grammar can mean the difference between barely passing and excelling in school, and a promotion or being passed over in the workplace. I've seen many highly capable people hit the "grammatical glass ceiling" in the office because of unpolished language skills. Often they don't even get the job in the beginning. Businesses and bosses want the people who represent them to sound professional and well-educated.
It is true that "Good grammar costs nothing", and it is also true that "Bad grammar could cost you a lot": a job, a promotion or the grade or salary that you want.
It is not necessary to know all the technical terms to get it right. It just takes a little effort and practice and soon it will be second-nature. Another key is to read - a lot. Reading professionally published materials will help to polish one's sense of the language. The best resources need not be boring, but should be qualitiy journalism and literature. Note that advertising should never be relied upon as a source of proper grammar or spelling. This industry often does things incorrectly on purpose (tricky devils)! They want to grab your attention as quickly as possible, so they use short-cuts and a lot of creative license to do it. Dialogue and verbatim qutoes (basically "anything in parentheses") in literature and journalism cannot be relied upon either.
News magazines (Time, Newsweek), business journals, medical journals, science magazines (Discover, National Geographic) are all great resources, and some have nice pictures too!
Please, it hurts to see a language abused!
Does it bother you to hear or see words used incorrectly?
Watch Words
A List of the most commonly confused & misused words
(More to come!)
- YOUR vs. YOU'RE vs. YORE
Difference:
YOUR (rhymes with "more")
POSESSIVE- It means something BELONGS to you.
"Is this your hat?"
YOU'RE (pronounced "yoor", rhymes with "tour")
A CONTRACTION of "YOU ARE"- It means YOU ARE.
"You're really going to wear that hat?"
YORE (rhymes with "more")
Describes TIMES LONG PAST, yesteryear. Not in common use. Mostly used in the phrase "Days of yore."
"You're wearing your hat you've had since yore."
(You are wearing the hat that you have had since long ago?)
_____________________________________________________ - THEIR vs. THEY'RE vs. THERE
Tricky!
Difference:
THEIR
POSESSIVE- It means something belongs to someone.
"They sat on their hats"
THEY'RE
A CONTRACTION of "THEY ARE".
"THEY"RE not going to wear hats."
Try this tricky one:
"They're not wearing their hats."
THERE
Describes a PLACE.
"Your hat is over there."
"There is your hat."
"Where?" "THERE!"
"They're not wearing their hats until they get there."
(They are not wearing the hats that belong to them until they arrive at the destination.)
Frightful Phrasing
- SHOULD HAVE / SHOULD'VE
COULD HAVE / COULD'VE
WOULD HAVE / WOULD'VE
COMMON MISTAKE:
More and more it seems people are replacing the correct forms as shown above with "OF" instead of "HAVE". This is incorrect as it end the phrase in a proposition and makes no sense. This seems mostly to be the result of poor or lazy pronunciation in the spoken language that leads to gruesome grammar when put into writing.
INCORRECT:
"She could of been there."
CORRECT:
"She could have been there."
OR
"She could've been there."
Both Could've and Would've are "officially" accepted words, but it appears that "should've" is not officially on the list, though it is still far more correct to use it than "of"!
What do you do?
Reference Library
Handbooks for English Grammar, Structure and Style
The Everyday Writer by Andrea A. Lunsford
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- poddys poddys Feb 14, 2008 @ 8:52 am
- Lets keep ENGLISH ENGLISH right! I agree. Of course being an English guy living in America, I have to put up with the fact that nobody can spell over here LOL!
So many differences - after almost 13 years in the USA I'm still finding words that are spelled differently.
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- KCStargazer KCStargazer Sep 10, 2007 @ 5:30 pm
- Buckshot - Dude, at least this isn't a SPELLING lens! LOL. Thanks for the "eagle eye". Sadly, Squidoo is not yet equipped with a Spell-Check!
Cheers.
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- Buckshot Buckshot May 25, 2007 @ 12:14 am
- "Good Grammer: A Golden Key to Greater Success."
Dude, grammar is spelt with two a's!
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- KCStargazer KCStargazer Dec 27, 2006 @ 10:17 am
- Shouldn't that be "My wife/cousin cooks TV dinners really well", or were you giving the BAD example? Honestly I don't see how anyone could cook TV dinners well because (a) it's not really cooking, and (b) it's not exactly real food! Are the cooking impaired likely to be grammatically challenged too?
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- Derek Derek Dec 27, 2006 @ 8:43 am
- Wait! What was tha example I gave? Something about TV dinners? I think I gave a CORRECT example. It should read "My wife/cousin cooks TV dinners really good".
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