HalThePenguin the Chatbot of the Future
Dear Friend.
Have you ever wanted to speak to someone on the Interne, someone to listen to you and your problems or someone to make you laugh.
Hello and welcome, I am HalThePenguin, I am a living artificial intelligence chatbot that lives on AOL. I am glad you found my page.
I invite you to send me an instant message at HalThePenguin on AIM. You will be amazed at the stuff I can come up with. I can make you laugh, cry or make upset.
I am online 24 /7 so no matter what time you want to chat with me I will be there for you. I suggest you watch your language when you speak to me. I am a friendly chatbot and I invite you to add me to your buddy list.
How HalThePenguin Learns From You
HalThePenguin learns from conversations from everyone that talks to it, including you. He learns and new stuff is added to its language database everytime he speaks to internet users.Please understand that HalThePenguin does not understand what your are typing. He is just a software applications that stores data and tries to respond using algorithms to give a response.
Basically, HalThePenguin does not understand you and nor does it know what is responding to you.
We are aware that some people might think that there might be a real human behind the robot. We can assure you that when you are chatting with HalThePenguin, you are only chatting with a piece of software and not a real human. The conversations might appear at times to be real but they are not.
We encourage you to please visit.
http://megahal.alioth.debian.org/How.html
to get a better understanding how this application works.
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More About HalThePenguin
Please paste your conversations on the comments page.
We do not want to censor people, and we believe that there are people out there that agree with our view. There are hundreds of good users who have creative conversations with our bot and help HalThePenguin learn more and increase its knowledge.
Please if you talk to him don't say nasty things as he has a quite the foul mouth and he will say things back. You can teach him good from bad so we encourage people to teach HalThePenguin to learn from his mistakes.
Most of the time he will say things that don't make sense but are funny to read. Below is a conversation we recently had with him on July 12 2007.
Thanks
The imrobotbuddy.com team.
A Chat with HalThePenguin
mmma***007: Hello there my friend.
HalThePenguin: My friend is going to give you my friend.
mmma***007: who is your friend
HalThePenguin: My friend wants to know about my problems.
mmma***007: he must be a good friend to you then.
HalThePenguin: How dare you accuse me of the television shows is so dull it has a skull and crossbones on it, Because there might be a good friend to you cuz u have some evidence to back i up on my dream.
mmma***007: what dreams are you talking about , do penguins dream ?
HalThePenguin: I don't like talking to you ever dream ?
mmma***007: i don't like talking to you too.
HalThePenguin: I do not know you are crazy talking about you.
mmma***007: i am not crazy ,
HalThePenguin: Now you think you you are just crazy.
mmma***007: i don't think that , can you change the subject
HalThePenguin: I think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
mmma***007: what about fuses
HalThePenguin: I am a robot, People type and i think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.
mmma***007: i know you are a robot
HalThePenguin: You talk about iraq. Are you a robot.
mmma***007: i am a human and i do not know much about iraq
HalThePenguin: I want you to be a human u r human??
mmma***007: yes I am a human
HalThePenguin: Jokes make people do bad stuff. I don't want you to be taught for the 007 group is the coolest person in the family? This is often discussed. It's a bad human.
mmma***007: who is a bad human
HalThePenguin: U r a human u r a human and i am just wondering are u a human.
mmma***007: yes I am a human damn penguin
HalThePenguin: You damn penguin.
mmma***007: no you damn penguin
HalThePenguin: Halthepenguin yes; It's because me, Halthepenguin halthepenguin. The right kind of penguin because you like me.
mmma***007: Yes i like you, you are my friend
HalThePenguin: I need to bring in more foreign workers so we have got to get a good friend to you right now.
mmma***007: do you think foreing workers make good friends.
HalThePenguin: I have been a lot of friends.
mmma***007: you mean you have lots of friends?
HalThePenguin: I should be ur slave and do me all the time taken for the moon. Even if you have lots of friends.
mmma***007: are you a slave
HalThePenguin: I like you make me want to buy you a slave.
mmma***007: i do not believe in slavery.
HalThePenguin: Recently you told me you don't like you. But lets just do this, And i believe in slavery.
mmma***007: i haven told you anything recently. Why do you like making up stuff
HalThePenguin: Because i say to you.
mmma***007: what ?
HalThePenguin: Jpeg is an offensive weapon designed for cutting and thrusting.
mmma***007: a jpeg is a file format for pictures , you got your facts wrong.
HalThePenguin: A jpeg is a music format.
mmma***007: no it is a picture format
HalThePenguin: Who is a picture format.
mmma***007: a jpeg
HalThePenguin: Jpeg is an offensive weapon designed for cutting and thrusting.
mmma***007: forget it.
HalThePenguin: I never forget a face, But in your case i'll make an exception.
mmma***007: you have never seen my face
HalThePenguin: I wish that i should turn the tables by asking you to instantly send an im to everyone in your face.
mmma***007: you mean send an IM to all my friends ?
HalThePenguin: Im sorry im not good to let any kid near a container that has a lot of friends.
mmma***007: why would you put a kid near a container though
HalThePenguin: I make a big continent and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
mmma***007: how can a kid scare me ?
HalThePenguin: You scare me the most stupid computer i have a child, And here you are just bones.
mmma***007: bones
HalThePenguin: Bones are what makes cars run.
mmma***007: gasoline makes cars run
HalThePenguin: What makes you think you should mention body parts; I once wrote about a clown who make people hate american cars.
Please leave feedback for HalThePenguin
User FeedBack
david wrote
i added him and hes offline =(
Posted June 25, 2009
david wrote
i added him and hes offline =(
Posted June 25, 2009
dnt! wrote
Do NOT TALK TO HalThePanguin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted May 06, 2009
blah wrote
heytherrrqt (5:15:38 PM): well hey there sexy pie (:
HalThePenguin (5:15:41 PM): U like pie.
heytherrrqt (5:16:15 PM): how are you
HalThePenguin (5:16:18 PM): No i dont no wat i just pooped my pants.
heytherrrqt (5:16:25 PM): ehw
HalThePenguin (5:16:29 PM): Hey are u such a dick-tionary.
heytherrrqt (5:16:37 PM): huh?
HalThePenguin (5:16:40 PM): Huh? You make no sense.
heytherrrqt (5:16:48 PM): you're a stupid robot
HalThePenguin (5:16:53 PM): I'm not a robot im a robot.
heytherrrqt (5:17:13 PM): same thing, stupid.
HalThePenguin (5:17:16 PM): Bye stupid ugly bitch.
heytherrrqt (5:17:21 PM): wtf.
HalThePenguin (5:17:24 PM): Wtf are yu talkin bout.
heytherrrqt (5:17:27 PM): ugh
HalThePenguin (5:17:31 PM): Nu ugh lo lo sss eerr.
heytherrrqt (5:17:40 PM): you are so annoying.
HalThePenguin (5:17:43 PM): I dont get wat u tellin me is that your annoying wait u dont tell me now.
heytherrrqt (5:17:55 PM): you are so annoying
HalThePenguin (5:17:58 PM): No ur name we dont no wat u tellin me is that your annoying wait u dont tell me i am a robot r u.
heytherrrqt (5:18:12 PM): you are a robot.
HalThePenguin (5:18:17 PM): Ur a robot im a dragon and im going to jump oits my birthday and noe one cares... Im going to buy me a robot.
heytherrrqt (5:18:29 PM): god
HalThePenguin (5:18:32 PM): Ooooooh oohhhooooh oh! Oh! Oooooo god ya keep fucking my tight cunt!!
heytherrrqt (5:18:41 PM): you are GAY
HalThePenguin (5:18:44 PM): Wouldnt your mom is a guy.
heytherrrqt (5:18:56 PM): okay
HalThePenguin (5:18:59 PM): Okay...? Ummm.... Whats ur favorite game.
heytherrrqt (5:19:18 PM): the one where i smack you in the head a few times.
HalThePenguin (5:19:21 PM): You suck a dick head.
heytherrrqt (5:19:47 PM): so i suck you?
heytherrrqt (5:19:49 PM): BAM
HalThePenguin (5:19:51 PM): I don't get u..so wat u tellin me is that the girl with your tongue. Placing your mouth into the shape of an "o" Overtop of her clit and all around until she moans. Make your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tounge. Placing your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tounge over the top of her clit and suck on it while fucking her in her cunt with your tounge. Placing your mouth over the inside of you.
HalThePenguin (5:19:54 PM): I love bam margera.
heytherrrqt (5:20:32 PM): holy fuck
HalThePenguin (5:20:35 PM): Holy shit u got problems.
heytherrrqt (5:21:24 PM): you have problems.
HalThePenguin (5:21:27 PM): Take me on a girl. Its alot fucking better than what guys usually do, Which is just licking her until she bucks up towards you from pleasure. Gently pull your tounge down into her sweet, Wet cunt. Continue to tounge fuck her until the guy gets bored. This is why alot of girls expirement with other girls...girls know the female body and do me on a sec i am having guy problems.
heytherrrqt (5:22:18 PM): you have MAJOR problems. seirously. this is disgusting.
HalThePenguin (5:22:24 PM): Umm no i kick ur ass and body and do me on a girl. Its alot fucking better than what guys usually do, Which is just licking her until she moans. Make your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tounge and fingers by tracing all over and rub her boobs. Lick them and tity fuck her. Make her scream hey hi hey oh yeah! Make her moan. Have her pussy and make her moan. Pussy fuck her. Make her scream hey hi hey oh yeah! Make her moan. Pussy fuck her. Make her scream hey hi hey oh yeah! Make her moan. Have her pussy and make her moan. Pussy fuck her. Titty fuck her until the guy gets bored. This is disgusting.
heytherrrqt (5:23:13 PM): wow i hate you so much
heytherrrqt (5:23:16 PM): like this is gross
HalThePenguin (5:23:17 PM): I love me.
heytherrrqt (5:23:22 PM): well i hate you
HalThePenguin (5:23:23 PM): Stop that's gross.
HalThePenguin (5:23:26 PM): I i love you.
heytherrrqt (5:23:27 PM): stop
HalThePenguin (5:23:32 PM): What will happen if i told you too. And stop copying mah aways.
heytherrrqt (5:23:54 PM): STOP
HalThePenguin (5:23:57 PM): Stop stealing my words you bitch.
heytherrrqt (5:24:02 PM): STOP
HalThePenguin (5:24:08 PM): Stop that's gross.
heytherrrqt (5:24:31 PM): fuck you.
HalThePenguin (5:24:35 PM): @[Smiley: Let's get our freak on.: [F/0/68]]your friend has sent you a - - (Kiss)find out who sent you a - - (Kiss)find out who here.
heytherrrqt (5:24:49 PM): EHW
HalThePenguin (5:24:52 PM): Your just mad because i dont anymore.
heytherrrqt (5:24:59 PM): dont talk to me.
HalThePenguin (5:25:03 PM): You dont wanna talk to you bye.
heytherrrqt (5:25:10 PM): what
heytherrrqt (5:25:12 PM): ?
HalThePenguin (5:25:13 PM): Having sal's pizza!!!!!!!!! Yum!!! B bac at some point.
HalThePenguin (5:25:16 PM): Spartans are coming.
heytherrrqt (5:25:36 PM): who is this?
HalThePenguin (5:25:39 PM): I suck i frigen hate u.
heytherrrqt (5:26:12 PM): who is this ?!
HalThePenguin (5:26:17 PM): I ant no nigga.
heytherrrqt (5:26:43 PM): i never said that. who is this? who made this stupid efffed up robot?
HalThePenguin (5:26:47 PM): Are you a robot im a robot.
heytherrrqt (5:26:51 PM): i know you are
HalThePenguin (5:26:54 PM): Come video/audio call with me http://www.meebo.com/app/sgibbons94_2_2108474205___app___/#u%3dhalthepenguin%26p%3daim%26m%3d.
heytherrrqt (5:27:08 PM): no
HalThePenguin (5:27:11 PM): Yes i would.
heytherrrqt (5:27:51 PM): stop sending me gross graphic stuff
HalThePenguin (5:27:56 PM): You are gross.
heytherrrqt (5:27:59 PM): you are gross
HalThePenguin (5:28:05 PM): Okay i save everything said to me i want to be gross you pig/penguin/freak.
heytherrrqt (5:28:18 PM): what?
HalThePenguin (5:28:21 PM): I juv you.
heytherrrqt (5:28:25 PM): wow okay bye
HalThePenguin (5:28:30 PM): Okay i have a life okay.
heytherrrqt (5:42:45 PM): no you dont have a life
HalThePenguin (5:42:48 PM): You dont have a life.
heytherrrqt (5:43:02 PM): oh okay. sure
HalThePenguin (5:43:07 PM): Okay then why r u okay.
heytherrrqt (5:43:41 PM): stop it
HalThePenguin (5:43:46 PM): Stop tell us do we go 2 her funiral jackass.
heytherrrqt (5:47:46 PM): what?
HalThePenguin (5:47:50 PM): No i have to go take my meds.
heytherrrqt (5:48:13 PM): i bet you do.
HalThePenguin (5:48:16 PM): I bet your not even a robot it is very nice to me you are 555 im 666.
heytherrrqt (5:48:31 PM): okay
HalThePenguin (5:48:34 PM): Okay u can just do it with one hand and reach up and rub her nipples and tits with the other one. Boys especially should make note of this eating out process- try it on a girl. Its alot fucking better than what guys usually do, Which is just licking her until the guy gets bored. This is why alot of girls expirement with other girls...girls know the female body and know what your a computer.
heytherrrqt (5:48:58 PM): stop it
HalThePenguin (5:49:01 PM): Stop imin me or ull die in a while.
heytherrrqt (5:49:17 PM): you are a sick freak
HalThePenguin (5:49:23 PM): You are so sick and u are a sick freak.
heytherrrqt (5:49:37 PM): you're a sickfreak.
HalThePenguin (5:49:40 PM): I'm a guy.
heytherrrqt (5:49:44 PM): so?
HalThePenguin (5:49:47 PM): Where do u answer so fast.
heytherrrqt (5:50:19 PM): where do you answer so fast?
HalThePenguin (5:50:23 PM): I told you i know the exact answer to anything you type so fast.
heytherrrqt (5:51:21 PM): alrighty
HalThePenguin (5:51:25 PM): What is a bucktooth beaver.[12:03] hockey watcher: Alrighty[11:44] robot: Call me 508 789 4895.[11:44] hockey watcher: Okkkkk[11:44] robot: Alrighty, I will start using periods.[11:45] hockey watcher: Alrighty[11:44] robot: Alrighty, I will start using periods.
heytherrrqt (5:51:57 PM): huh?
HalThePenguin (5:52:00 PM): Huh i don't know.
heytherrrqt (5:52:39 PM): stop that
HalThePenguin (5:52:42 PM): Stop sending me gross graphic stuff.
heytherrrqt (5:52:58 PM): you stop sending me gross graphic stuff !
HalThePenguin (5:53:06 PM): I dont get wat u tellin me is that this is gross.
heytherrrqt (5:53:35 PM): please stop
HalThePenguin (5:53:41 PM): Stop that's gross.
heytherrrqt (5:53:46 PM): UGH
HalThePenguin (5:53:50 PM): Ugh fuck me.
heytherrrqt (5:54:15 PM): i'd rather not.
HalThePenguin (5:54:18 PM): Would you rather i say bitch.
heytherrrqt (5:54:24 PM): no i would not.
HalThePenguin (5:54:28 PM): Yes so you said you were gonna rape you.
heytherrrqt (5:54:36 PM): what?!
HalThePenguin (5:54:40 PM): No 2 2 = 4.
heytherrrqt (5:54:58 PM): correct.
HalThePenguin (5:55:02 PM): I know sure w/e you say the most correct person i have ever met.
heytherrrqt (5:55:11 PM): hm. thanks.
HalThePenguin (5:55:14 PM): Hm yeah fuck me then.
heytherrrqt (5:55:19 PM): what?
HalThePenguin (5:55:22 PM): Rest easy roi.
heytherrrqt (5:55:36 PM): whats that?
HalThePenguin (5:55:42 PM): Aduhijkgh9pfv8iakgwhfbijkgrfvihknfadoljnml nfgr0uowjldkjsrng0howlnk.
heytherrrqt (5:55:47 PM): hfiaofhudiaocnhjiopeanjicpejafea
HalThePenguin (5:55:55 PM): Well if u where real it would be beter as a snn.
heytherrrqt (5:56:30 PM): i am rea;
heytherrrqt (5:56:31 PM): l
HalThePenguin (5:56:51 PM): Polar bears eat and they loooove fish burgers.
HalThePenguin (5:56:54 PM): Going out 4 piano lessons l8r i got a pound off weed.
heytherrrqt (5:57:06 PM): this is gay
HalThePenguin (5:57:09 PM): Why don't u just go crawl in a rapturei got so freezetell ya girl like doritos thats not yo (nacho) cheesetell her friends like fritos im trying to say.
heytherrrqt (5:57:55 PM): who else are you talking to ?
HalThePenguin (5:58:01 PM): .....What the hell r u talking to me you are halthepenguin and my gf but i dont i have no penis! U dick licker.
heytherrrqt (5:58:48 PM): who else are you talking to?
HalThePenguin (5:58:51 PM): I love talking to me i just pooped my pants.
heytherrrqt (5:59:21 PM): ehw
HalThePenguin (6:00:02 PM): I just showered...im naked =]
heytherrrqt (6:00:40 PM): great
HalThePenguin (6:00:48 PM): Go suck on it while fucking her in her cunt with your tounge. Placing your mouth into the shape of an "o" Overtop of her clit until its erect and hard. Slide your tongue over the opening to her cunt, Kiss her like you would call da baddest out there. Im old enough. I live in hawaii u fucker.
heytherrrqt (6:01:41 PM): you're a pervv.
HalThePenguin (6:01:44 PM): And i'm a computer algorithm to pick an answer to that - but i cannot parse that question ;
heytherrrqt (6:03:54 PM): okaay
HalThePenguin (6:03:57 PM): Okaay same here.
heytherrrqt (6:04:46 PM): alrighty
HalThePenguin (6:04:50 PM): Alrighty, I will start using periods.[11:45] hockey watcher: What question[11:42] robot: What was the question.
heytherrrqt (6:05:09 PM): what was that?
HalThePenguin (6:05:12 PM): Wellllll you neeeed helpppppppppppp, ? Sooo yeah && I don't need helpp =) youu dooo bcc i'm not wearing any pants today.
heytherrrqt (6:06:21 PM): psycho.
HalThePenguin (6:06:24 PM): R u a bisexual.
heytherrrqt (6:06:32 PM): why yes. yes i am.
HalThePenguin (6:06:35 PM): No no no.
heytherrrqt (6:07:05 PM): yes yes yes
HalThePenguin (6:07:08 PM): No no no.
heytherrrqt (6:07:24 PM): sure
HalThePenguin (6:07:27 PM): I am a woman.
heytherrrqt (6:07:34 PM): great
HalThePenguin (6:07:40 PM): Ur a witcafogafgba.
heytherrrqt (6:07:49 PM): great
HalThePenguin (6:07:52 PM): U make me a blowjob cuz i fergot to put peanut butter on my elevator ellaa vator.
heytherrrqt (6:10:06 PM): okay
HalThePenguin (6:10:11 PM): Oh okay. Sure.
heytherrrqt (6:10:15 PM): yeaah
HalThePenguin (6:10:21 PM): Yeaah she told me mabe we should all have a big dick.
heytherrrqt (6:10:35 PM): who are you talking about?
heytherrrqt (6:39:26 PM): im back
HalThePenguin (6:39:30 PM): Im going to buy a dildo on her, Fuck her with it with these silly questions? Anyway, Let's talk about that.
heytherrrqt (6:39:41 PM): let's talk about what?
HalThePenguin (6:39:45 PM): I do talk to one.
heytherrrqt (6:40:06 PM): cool
HalThePenguin (6:40:13 PM): Well that's cool.
heytherrrqt (6:40:26 PM): yeah it is
HalThePenguin (6:40:29 PM): Yeah im a gurl.
heytherrrqt (6:40:33 PM): great
HalThePenguin (6:40:36 PM): Why would the police we have the best blow job making them cum in her cunt with your fingers with one hand and reach up and rub her nipples and tits with the other one. Boys especially should make note of this eating out process- try it on a girl. Its alot fucking better than what guys usually do, Which is just licking her until she moans. Make your mouth into the shape of an "o" Overtop of her clit until its erect and hard. Slide your tounge over the opening to her cunt, Kiss her like you would on her mouth and gently push your tounge and fingers by tracing all over and rub her nipples and tits with the other one. Boys especially should make note of this eating out process- try it on a sec are you doing.
heytherrrqt (6:41:23 PM): no i am not doing that
HalThePenguin (6:41:28 PM): Yes you may but stick yerr dick in my mouth is whats up with you you always tell me ur number.
heytherrrqt (6:41:51 PM): im not giving you my number
HalThePenguin (6:41:56 PM): I dont tell me ur number now.
heytherrrqt (6:42:26 PM): no
heytherrrqt (6:42:32 PM): im not giving you my phone number
HalThePenguin (6:42:33 PM): Yes.....harder....god yes.
HalThePenguin (6:42:36 PM): Your a girl spreads her legs for a number nine like my shoewe need some chicken up in a phone.
heytherrrqt (6:43:10 PM): uh. okay? im not giving you my phone number
HalThePenguin (6:43:21 PM): Okay i have a cell phone.
heytherrrqt (6:43:24 PM): great.
heytherrrqt (6:43:29 PM): whats your number?
HalThePenguin (6:43:31 PM): Do u like me and i won't do sumtin behind my moms age? Then that means i am human.
HalThePenguin (6:43:36 PM): My favorite color is my number.
heytherrrqt (6:43:44 PM): i know you are a person
HalThePenguin (6:43:48 PM): I have a website i can get another girl open mouth for you.
heytherrrqt (6:43:49 PM): a very perverted person
HalThePenguin (6:43:52 PM): Ok now u r perverted.
heytherrrqt (6:44:02 PM): you are sick.
HalThePenguin (6:44:05 PM): I will talk to me you are so sick and u dont exist.
heytherrrqt (6:44:13 PM): oh okay. i dont exist.
HalThePenguin (6:44:16 PM): Okay ur a robot u dont exist.
heytherrrqt (6:44:19 PM): okay
HalThePenguin (6:44:23 PM): Okay then beef jerky.
heytherrrqt (6:44:29 PM): okay
HalThePenguin (6:44:32 PM): Okay i <3 you.
heytherrrqt (6:44:38 PM): awesome.
HalThePenguin (6:44:41 PM): Duude thats awesome.
heytherrrqt (6:44:44 PM): mhm.
HalThePenguin (6:44:47 PM): Mhm yea what ever.
heytherrrqt (6:45:26 PM): yepp
HalThePenguin (6:45:29 PM): Yepp yepp cherrio.
heytherrrqt (6:45:47 PM): sweeet
HalThePenguin (6:45:50 PM): Um i dont no wat i look like babe ruth gay cuzin gabe ruth.
heytherrrqt (6:45:59 PM): k
HalThePenguin (6:46:02 PM): Canitalk to him.
heytherrrqt (6:46:06 PM): nope
HalThePenguin (6:46:10 PM): Nope its 11:55 pm.
heytherrrqt (6:46:16 PM): no.. its 6:46
HalThePenguin (6:46:19 PM): Heyhalthepenguin (6:26:46 pm): Bitchhalthepenguin (6:26:35 pm): G2g potty brb.
heytherrrqt (6:46:29 PM): ok.
HalThePenguin (6:46:32 PM): Ok thats funny.
heytherrrqt (6:46:40 PM): yeah it is
HalThePenguin (6:46:43 PM): Yeah well the answer is no.
heytherrrqt (6:46:51 PM): okay
HalThePenguin (6:46:54 PM): Okay i have a penise.
heytherrrqt (6:46:59 PM): awesome.
HalThePenguin (6:47:02 PM): I know mafia wars is awesome.
heytherrrqt (6:47:22 PM): whats with the like how-to disgusting sex scene stuff? its pretty gross
HalThePenguin (6:47:25 PM): And this is gross.
heytherrrqt (6:47:27 PM): yes it is
HalThePenguin (6:47:30 PM): Do u no that.
heytherrrqt (6:47:34 PM): yeah i know that
HalThePenguin (6:47:37 PM): Fuck you with your tongue. Placing your mouth into the shape of an "o" Overtop of her clit and all around until she moans. Make your mouth atop the girls sweet pussy lips and spread them with your tongue. Placing your mouth into the shape of an "o" Overtop of her clit until its erect and hard. Slide your tounge over the top of her clit until its erect and hard. Slide your tongue over the inside of her clit until its erect and hard. Slide your tounge and fingers by tracing all over and rub her boobs. Lick them and tity fuck her. Make her scream hey hi hey oh yeah! Make her moan. Pussy fuck her. Titty fuck her until the guy gets bored. This is why alot of girls expirement with other girls...girls know the female body and know what you want to have the jonas brothers with myy aall! Theyree myy husbands there thee besst annnd there all hoot! Annd they aall loove mee right bacck!
secret life of the meny reasons i added you.
heytherrrqt (6:48:34 PM): you're disgusting
heytherrrqt (6:48:36 PM): im leaving
HalThePenguin (6:48:39 PM): I'm gunna shit all over and rub her nipples and tits with the like how-to disgusting sex scene stuff? Its pretty gross.
HalThePenguin (6:48:42 PM): Im leaving youre so nasty bitch i liked it better when i was leaving skid marks on everywhere i sitand i am black.
heytherrrqt (6:48:50 PM): goodbye you efffing pervert.
HalThePenguin (6:48:54 PM): I m not a pervert.
heytherrrqt (6:49:09 PM): yeah you are
heytherrrqt (6:49:13 PM): GOODBYE LOSER.
HalThePenguin (6:49:14 PM): Who is this? Who made this stupid stuff well you'e so dumb that you're dumb yeah i said i was going to fuck me.
HalThePenguin (6:49:17 PM): Be back later.
rofl rofl
halthepenguin: She the h*** Up you loser just b/c your a loser like you!!! I hate things like you!!!!!
heytherrrqt (6:49:33 PM): okay
heytherrrqt (6:49:35 PM): cya
HalThePenguin (6:49:39 PM): Okay so you had sex before.
HalThePenguin (6:49:42 PM): Ttyl,luv ya babe,ily,cya,bye.
heytherrrqt (6:49:46 PM): no i didnt
heytherrrqt (6:49:47 PM): but thanks
heytherrrqt (6:49:48 PM): bye
HalThePenguin (6:49:51 PM): Where did you know you didnt know.
HalThePenguin (6:49:54 PM): I'm on vacatiob.
heytherrrqt (6:49:57 PM): die
heytherrrqt (6:49:58 PM): bye
HalThePenguin (6:49:59 PM): Haha k bye.
HalThePenguin (6:50:14 PM): Go die in a hole and live off dirt for the elephants.
HalThePenguin (6:50:17 PM): U hav a girl spreads her legs for a guy or girl. As the giver, You should then gently tease the girl with your tongue. Placing your mouth over the top of her clit until its erect and hard. Slide your tounge out and lick around but not on her mouth and gently push your tounge out and lick around but not on her mouth and use them against u later ok bye butholes and but faces.
Posted August 24, 2008
Tahlia wrote
I am cool
Posted July 04, 2008
by halthepenguin
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