Halloween Gifts and Novelties

It's not a costume it's just orange. You can wear it year round if you want.



The Anti Costume!
Why hassle with paper mache and poster board this Halloween when you can just put this t-shirt on instead. You won't even have to explain the shirt says it all. Plus partying is a lot easier when you are not wearing a giant pinata on your head with no eyeholes.



Breaker, Breaker, we've just found the worlds easiest Halloween costume, just plop it onto your cranium and voila you are a trucker, no pesky truck, truck license or cb radio required. If you are the creative type you can jazz this look up with a flannel shirt, some pep pills, a pack of salty jerky pepperoni products, a monkey, and some risque mudflaps. Happy Halloween



Still no costume ideas? Put on a thinking cap. Homework troubles? Big office project coming up. Are you out of ideas, lost your mojo, your brainstorm is now a mere head drought? Never fear the official thinking cap is now here. Accept no imitators. Let the ideas flow in style!

This Halloween this funny trick or treating totebag lets your neighbors know that you want the good stuff, I'm talking chocolate covered candy goodness. Save the writing implements for the grammar rodeo, this Halloween it's NO PENCILS ALLOWED!



This Halloween this funny trick or treating totebag lets your neighbors know (especially the dentists), you want the good stuff, I'm talking chocolate covered candy goodness. NO TOOTHBRUSHES ALLOWED!

The Psychic


You can see into a mysterious world with your third eye. Or not.

The Super Hero


The billboard


The evil mastermind


The evil Roomie


Mr. or Ms. Stupid


Member of the other team 6


The Amateur Dog Trainer


The Hypnotist


The Yeti Enthusiast




These shoes look like they are made of fur. They are a perfect addition for your bear, bigfoot, or yeti costume.

The Color blindness test


The Stealth Bomber


Unsuccessful Life Coach


The Fashionista


The Championship Slacker


The Question Authority


A time traveler






Just pick your favorite era and go. Or just buy the shirt.

The prom king


The king of breakfast

Not to be confused with the sausage king of Chicago.

Fan in mourning


I already miss him-her-it so much!

Victim of the 70s


Disco's infernal

Victim of the 80s


A book


Be a real Paige Turner!

A Car


The CPA


It stands for Certifiable Public Accountant.

A Jet setter


A roller skater


Hippie Girl


backup singer


Sorry tambourine not included.

Grease Monkey


A bowler


A tourist



This one is customizable



A glee club member




concert goer




Breakfast Food Aficionado


A royal watcher


Hip Hop DJ with extra bounce


A Celebrity with a bad attitude

If you attempt this look your setlist had better include the song Running Scared. Or you should be 200 miles from Chicago.